Reading this made me lightheaded, jeez bro, hope you restore all that blood, may your next beatings of meats be uninterrupted by this shit and blood flowing through your dong like never before

As someone who nearly died because of a tonsilectomy and had surgery 3 times within 72 hours to keep me from bleeding to death i sincerely say : take docs serious . Although my case was because docs fucked up.

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I've been driving in all sorts of weather for ~25 years and never once had any issue with ice or other bad roads (or any accidents either) until that night. I usually take it slow and am a cautious driver. But apparently I wasn't cautious enough. But I appreciate the thoughts! :)

Tell me you don’t understand the cardiovascular system without telling me you don’t understand the cardiovascular system

Honestly, I’m surprised they weren’t more clear in terms of what constitutes vigorous activity.

I had one of mine (yes, just the one) taken out a few years back, but I was older than you. The doc looked at my wedding ring and explicitly told me “Sex is a strenuous activity.” I told him that I was a widower and without skipping a beat, he replied, “So is flying solo.”

Anyhow, take your pills on time, and push through the feeling of swallowing glass to get enough to eat.

(And if anyone is wondering why it was just the one tonsil, well it decided to be a little shithead and pretend to be cancerous. Since good doctors aren’t in the habit of taking out working bodily organs, they left the other in. I’m a walking before and after tonsillectomy example for my doctors and dentist.)

He numbed me up very well and gave me a choice. No pain, just gagging. He also cut his Christmas plans a day short and flew back so he could patch me up himself. I’m very appreciative of him.

Lmaaaooo shame dude.. Best of luck!!!

So...that's not what the op wrote about. He wrote about playing porn on a computer which his parents might have heard. That's it.

Unless they mistook the op for the sounds that come from a porno (highly unlikely!), I think your outrage is way off base.

> skills WERE cutting it

Pun intended?

Why on earth would you think it's your fault?

Oh, wait... you said church. Guess that's the guilt and shame you get for believing myths and children's fairytales.

im not offended, but a joke about parents getting aroused from the sound of their son/ daughter having sex is just plain fucking weird, in no way is it comedic.

I showed it to her. She laughed.

What do you find so offensive about this? Honestly curious.

Edit: the joke is the op's parent's might be aroused from the sounds of a porno because apparently that wasn't clear to the puritans

“objectively harmless joke” was just fucking weird. i can assure you unless your supposed wife is as strange as you she’d be concerned at a comment like that.

Does my wife count? She likes jokes and doesn't get offended at objectively harmless jokes.

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I couldn’t stop rapidly shaking my head “no” the entire time I was reading ohhhh my god I’m so glad that’s over for you holy shit

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Idk man, I have a big dick and my wife still gets mad at my breathing.

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We have to know what happens!

L human

I’m 18 and just got mine out. It’s been 4 days and I’ve been jogging around and putting some strain on my body. Maybe i’ll tone it down a bit