Recent comments in /f/tifu
copperbelly333 OP t1_j1yr1f6 wrote
Reply to comment by Caesar_cz in TIFU by giving my boyfriend head by copperbelly333
Ohhhhh thank you for letting me know! Sorry I’m genuinely do struggle with understanding social situations, you’re very kind for explaining. Hope you’re having a lovely day :)
whosthedumbest t1_j1yqzzj wrote
You are being unfair to yourself. This is an issue about her home life and her family.
Raz0rking t1_j1yqw4d wrote
Reply to comment by Fireblade09 in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
>The risk of bleeding is also highest in young adult males.
I wonder why...
OriolesrRavens1974 t1_j1yqs1r wrote
That’s the most entertaining thing I’ve read in months.
Caesar_cz t1_j1yqrny wrote
Reply to comment by copperbelly333 in TIFU by giving my boyfriend head by copperbelly333
You chose this sub because you felt it was the right one. That's fine. We're just saying it's not as big of a tragedy as you think it is. That's all. Worse thing happen, if this was something you laughed about, then it wasn't really that bad.
Disastrous-Nerve-494 t1_j1yqgeb wrote
Goddam. Im so happy i had the surgery as a child. Thanks for sharing OP
copperbelly333 OP t1_j1yqfy0 wrote
Reply to comment by Caesar_cz in TIFU by giving my boyfriend head by copperbelly333
Oh. Wrong sub then sorry! I’m still learning things, like I can’t tell whether certain situations are or aren’t detrimental
Thebombuknow t1_j1yqa2e wrote
Reply to comment by Van_GOOOOOUGH in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
Oh yeah, certain cars can do that. If you don't need it paired, you can always unpair the second phone. If it's needed, there's probably a setting somewhere in the car that tells it not to auto-connect to certain devices.
g-g-g-g-ghost t1_j1yq3gj wrote
Reply to comment by r0ss86 in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
I had my tonsils out at like 8 or 9 and I was fine the next day, though I can't speak to adenoids or a deviated septum
Caesar_cz t1_j1yq2w7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by giving my boyfriend head by copperbelly333
That's not a fuck up, you have laughed about it and went on anyway, so I guess it was just a bit different, but you enjoyed it anyway.
[deleted] t1_j1ypzws wrote
Reply to comment by r0ss86 in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
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lostinthemasses t1_j1ypzfr wrote
Hope you're not in the US dude, even with decent enough insurance that sounds like a decent used car's worth of expenses so far not including the initial surgery.
copperbelly333 OP t1_j1ypwvy wrote
Reply to comment by elfmanrl in TIFU by giving my boyfriend head by copperbelly333
This isn’t a fuck up?
elfmanrl t1_j1ypkfb wrote
Reply to TIFU by giving my boyfriend head by copperbelly333
So where's the fuck up, it happens?
Lloyd959 t1_j1ypci1 wrote
I'm probably going to remove mine next year at 28. Atleast i know what not to do
NerdOnTheStr33t t1_j1ypbcl wrote
No fuck ups here. If she's harming and feels the need to run from parents instead of "face the music" as you put it, she's obviously in a situation where she feels her life would be better off in a place she wouldn't have to "face the music" for her mental health troubles. What you have done is teach her some vital and useful skills for survival which has probably helped her emancipate herself from her shitty situation. What you've done is a GOOD thing. The alternatives could have been much MUCH worse. As an ex churchist, I can confirm that church is no place for people with mental health issues which lead to self harming. Praying about it, exorcism and reading more Bible only serve to cause more damage. Hopefully she finds her way to some people who can help her with her problems. All you done is give her the tools to survive on her own and for that you should be commended.
daworstredditor t1_j1yo9yb wrote
Reply to comment by Niith in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
In this instance, the same thing would have happened if she wanted a midnight snack even if she wasn’t smoking weed. It’s completely dependent on her not knowing how gas burners work and not listening for the “click” when turning it off.
daworstredditor t1_j1yo979 wrote
Reply to comment by Gaias_Minion in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
In this instance, the same thing would have happened if she wanted a midnight snack even if she wasn’t smoking weed. It’s completely dependent on her not knowing how gas burners work and not listening for the “click” when turning it off.
Lloyd959 t1_j1yo79e wrote
Reply to comment by OGkateebee in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09
I'm going to the doctor in January to make my appointment. Wish you best of luck fellow anxious commenter!
daworstredditor t1_j1ynyi9 wrote
Reply to comment by easyjet in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
In this instance, the same thing would have happened if she wanted a midnight snack even if she wasn’t smoking weed. It’s completely dependent on her not knowing how gas burners work and not listening for the “click” when turning it off.
Pretty stupid the flame was able to be put out while gas was still going through.
hoosyourdaddyo t1_j1ynq52 wrote
Lol interesting username, for someone who tried to kill their family…
babayfish t1_j1ynmbi wrote
If you can find something made of stainless steel that you can safely rub on the area, get some warm water and use the stainless steel whatever like soap, should take away the onion smell
Tofogi t1_j1ynkou wrote
You are not an idiot the guy who fitted that hop is
A device like that should not be in your house, people make lots of mistakes every day
It's very unfair if a device will kill you if/when you make a mistake, it should have been designed to cut the gas off to the hob when there is no flame.
ChopstickChad t1_j1yne77 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by teaching survival skills to a church group by Missing411_hopenot
You didn't fuck up at all. We'll probably never know but it might even be so that attending your classes is one of the things that gives her the positivity and sense of self worth and reliance that she did not kill herself yet. We'll probably never know but I've sort of been that teenager myself and will tell you it is possible.
killotype t1_j1yr4w0 wrote
Reply to comment by copperbelly333 in TIFU by giving my boyfriend head by copperbelly333
No this is a sign of true love.