Gag reflex achievement unlocked.

Bro got an ego boost

I almost did the same thing once when I had a gas stove. Made dinner, forgot to turn the lever in the back (it was an older model) and went to bed. Woke up in the morning (luckily), took a shower etc. Didn’t notice anything out of the ordinary and went to work. At 4pm my landlord downstairs calls me and says they can smell gas in the stairway. Fuck. They went in, shut it off and opened all the windows. I came home 3 hours later and the smell was still really intense. I could have killed not only myself but also caused the house to blow up and wipe out my landlords as well. Fuck gas stoves.

But you attacked them at that point by being a vigilante. You were not attacked.

Maybe he should nut another day?

It's definitely a process for sure. Whenever you think of your ex, try to find something nearby to distract yourself for a moment. Maybe a Youtube video or a game, or a movie you adore. Literally just anything to push it out of your mind. Activities are the easiest since they require constant attention, but eventually you just learn to push it out with something else.

Only thing you fucked up was the formatting of this post.

Not if he hits her with the bottle first it isn’t.

Katherine Elizabeth?

Did they survive the house exploding? I'm guessing yes since we know why it blew up. I'd love to read any articles you can find.

I'm sure she would have done it anyway. It's positive to know she is prepared in some way thanks to you.

Holy mac and cheesa n meatballs. Laughed my ass of! Epic story!

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I think this belongs over in r/sexstories not here.

You'll get a another chance when she's divorced.

This reminds me of a story...

a guy wanted to basically burn down his house, so he left the gas element on. He forgot to leave windows open for at least some sort of airflow. He rang the phone, but nothing happened...

Anyhow..,... He wound up going home to check why..... and opening the door and the house exploded....

There's always hope! Billions in fact.

And here I am thinking how often I leave an element active on my stove.... Hours.... It can also kill people in their sleep.......

And don't feel so bad, yeah you kind of fucked up. But it's not like you meant to do it... And had the time been right, it would have been right...

Things happen for a reason

No problem! Akward things happen to everyone sometimes, you're not alone. We all are just people who make mistakes. When nobody gets hurt, it's fine. Have a great day too!

I see. The thinking about it can't be helped but the act of dwelling on the thought can be avoided. Gotta be honest, Im going through some shit right now and Im doing a lot of self improvement but the thought of my ex keeps popping by every moment im idle. It's an extremely shitty pestering feeling that I cant get rid of. I was able to improve my physical healthy by immersing myself in the gym but my mental health is at a shitty state.

Yeah, you gotta start somewhere, even if it’s just reminding yourself, whenever you get the chance, change what you can, accept that you cannot change what you can’t, and make sure you know the difference.

Parent's fault, not yours. Nice work teaching the youth, OP.

Sounds like fate brought good fortune through a bad time.

"If the truth kills them, let them die"

Nah, probably tried that to close to having food. It's all good, besides I'm sure he's got more than one big head out of the deal now.

She would've run elsewhere or not she had the skills. Hopefully she learned enough to survive, if so then this might be a better alternative

Imagine if instead of running to the woods she ran off with some random dude she met online. This is what several people I knew did in highschool, one of them literally ran off with a 34 year old dude who ended up getting arrested cause he was a straight up sex offender.

Point is if she is surviving on her own then she is in a sense of the word, safe