Just wanted to say that I LOVE your username! Actually spent a night in the B&B. It was awesome!

Also, my son almost killed us the same way lol. Supposed to be boiling water for pasta, but 10 minutes later all I can smell is gas. He had ignited the burner originally, but when he turned it back to be on "high", he didn't realize that the flame went out and gas was just flowing. But he learned his lesson that day and has been super careful since. Take it as a lesson learned and don't repeat it lol.

Tell her it was water when you left it there.

It's like that time Thelma married Sideshow Bob and wanted to watch McGuyver.

TWICE, dude?? 🤦🏼‍♀️

Nope, a staycation is when you stay in the same area (ie no travelling). I wouldn't call staying at home a staycation, but some people do. Most commonly people book a hotel/resort/airbnb in their area for a true staycation.

I'm no expert or anything, but the OP did mention that it was 1:00 am in the morning at the time of negligence.

And although it is said that cannabis is responsible for low short-term memory retention as a side effect, I want to say that the majority of people with regularized sleep schedules will make stupid mistakes at 2:00 am, high or not.

Yeah, you are right about one thing though, it was a contributory factor behind the choice she made.

Don't operate dangerous equipment while under the effects of THC.

Respect the plant. Respect the molecule. Treat it as it's own activity.

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Damn you almost got a pentakill in one shot.

I don't hate haters. I hate the hate spike.

Just recovering from Influenza, that fuckin cough is the worst, doctor said it can last up to 6 weeks. Jay.

The only thing you can learn from this FU is that a $9 Cab from Walmart would have been a much better choice. You would have finished the glass and avoided getting caught. But for realz, hope you don't catch too much shit for this.

About 20.160 minutes.

You clearly don't live in fear of her consequences if you were that careless, so I doubt you fucked up.

My first thought lol

me about to casually walk downstairs-

solid plan

truth

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The real FU is buying moscato

His dick isn’t so big you vomited. People can take foot long cocks down their throats np. I promise ;). That’s entirely on you, not his dick lol.

Measure his cock (if he’s actually big enough to let you.. every “9 inch..actually 4inch” guy who lies about their size won’t let you anywhere near them with a tape measure) and then once you know his dimensions you can practice when he’s not around so you don’t puke on him again.

Your gag reflex is two and a half inches into your mouth. Learn to suppress it, not hard. What’s the fuck up here other than ignorance or lack of experience? That’s not a fuck up, that’s called learning. Have fun learning

Tell her it was the blood of Christ and you were just indulging in her beliefs.

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Jokes aside: Yeah, Tell us what happened after. Good Lucky bro.

That's like saying I taught some kid karate, so they can be a better bully.

People make their own decisions - you can't live their life.

OP, she would have run away regardless. you gave her the skills to be safe and survive while she’s gone.

As stated in the original post, this has to be bait just for our rage.