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All you taught her was to stay safe, she would have run either way, she is atleast a lot safer now.

The lack of replies to your post is truly a disappointment.

Only thing missing is the boyfriend showing up Behind the coworker after the kiss saying "Honey hope you don't mind I invinted my coworker for din..."

That's one way to make soft serve.

My first thought was “thank god you’re a woman hugging a dude” and then I felt like a sexist PoS…

we had a house blow up for uncertain reasons in our town, and a month or two later i couldn’t tell if i was smelling gas or not in our house. i have severe anxiety, also severe anxiety of being a hypochondriac, so i sat there for a while going back and forth on what the smell was. finally, i went downstairs to investigate, and turned on our gas stove to get a good sniff of the flame. smells didn’t match, and i went on my merry way upstairs. i was halfway up when my eyes widened like a deer in headlights realizing what i had just done.

needless to say we now have a wand gas detector for when i have anxiety

i mixed two posts up, i apologise for that, regardless still a weird comment to make over their kid playing porn out loud.

Your TLDR is 30% of the length of the original story.

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NOW THERE ARE 2 JHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GET REKT

Half an hour ago it was a stranger...

Dick size has nothing to do with your gag reflex. Shit I gag from brushing my teeth sometimes. That being said I think your form needs some work. We’ve all barfed on a dick but you will learn to use your hands to make the experience better for both.

This is 100% not real at all u/freemiumsucks

Where was your boyfriend?

Why is your boyfriend's coworker showing up at your place?

Did your boyfriend not come to dinner that night?

Did the coworker join you for dinner?

None of this makes sense.

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Yeah, no, this doesn't happen outside of sitcoms. I have pretty piss-poor facial recognition, but even I would be able to recognize that someone was a mild acquaintance and not my wife.

Lol I think you might be over reacting a little.

It’s weird that you didn’t instantly recognize it wasn’t your boyfriend and you seem to be doing a lot of deflecting. The TLDR is worded so strangely too, the stranger got kissed by you, not you kissed a stranger. Shifting blame.

Did you want to kiss your coworker and now you feel bad about it?

I'm a post op nurse. She was absolutely not flirting. Sinus surgery can sometimes cause balance issues (due to sinuses connections to the ears) or if you change positions too quickly it can leave you seeing stars. That plus anesthesia means I don't trust you to get changed on your own. Unless you have been up and moving prior to getting dress (like walking to and from the bathroom), no one gets dressed in a room alone under my watch. Either family helps or I do if family isn't there. Too much paperwork if you fall.

I can almost guarantee she ran back and immediately washed her hands for about 8 minutes after you kissed her hand. I certainly would.

May want to edit the title. “TIFU by telling a trucker to call his asshole” had me envisioning the trucker physically calling his asshole, instead of calling his BOSS asshole. Funny story though! Reminds me of “hermano” from arrested development…

You didn’t get any ice cream at the hospital?

Strange how eerily similar people can be, I have a coworker who was in mostly the same situation. But something I’m more fine pointing out to a stranger is why put so much weight on your mom’s relationship without considering your position? Why wouldn’t your mother take into account her childrens’ feelings? It seems more like she was just lacking information, not that you’ve done anything wrong.

lmfaooo will do

The problem is deciding to do stuff at 1:00 - 2:00 am in the morning while in a setting that's not familiar to her.

This was always gonna happen regardless of being high or not. It's just too early in the morning to decide to 'day-time', smoking included. 😆