They are all the shows for toddlers, even teletubbies. In hindsight and not on drugs it probably speaks for itself. Someone called it, it was the over explaining that broke everything

she's autistic an the show is a big hyperfixation for her so we did just kinda watch it for hours. We only realised the time when we did check our phones. an my partner knew it was happening and was okay with it.

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Mate, get lactase tablets! I had to endure gastric exorcism whenever I had dairy for years till I found them.

(If you can't get them anywhere else, pharmacies normally sell drops for lactose intolerant babies)

Look, you’re pretty young, so there are lots of ambiguous social situations to navigate in life such as this. Keep in mind that it’s always good to keep the feelings of your significant other in mind when you make decisions to hang out with someone. Trust goes a long way. And making choices that doesn’t break that trust goes a long way too. Also, it’s good to remember that you can’t control other people’s thoughts, feelings, words, or actions. That goes both ways, they can’t control you either. People who try to control you, such saying things like you’re not allowed to talk to them anymore, do not understand healthy relationships, and therefore cannot form a heathy relationship with you.

You have the emotional maturity of a 3 year old. Grow up.

So, P is now single again, then?

What a weird guerrilla marketing for lube.

Gross.

Did you hear a sinister voice in the background say "Finish Her!"?

This is so gross but very awesome to read great descriptions very colorful word choices

Well, my doctor also laughed his ass off (which was much needed, the end of the year is so stressful and busy for us), and says you definitely need at least two weeks off from those kinds of fun activities LMAO

When I reminded him the 3 tonsil bleeds we’ve seen in the last 6 months have all been males ages 16-25 he shook his head

It seems like this is a recurring theme though. A couple of days ago you had an incident that didn't lead to physical violence but it sounds like you went in looking for trouble. I get being pissed that someone parked too close but you could have easily asked politely if he would have minded moving his vehicle for you to get into yours and you more than likely would have had better results. And even if not at least you did all you could in a respectable manner. And then again today you went and started shit and DID end up inciting violence. You hit a guy twice causing him to hit another vehicle. What if there was a kid walking between vehicles? What if it wasn't minor damage? Again, I get being upset but YOU made the choice to hit the guy. Every day you and I have the ability to be the kind of person we want to be and in both instances you decided to be an asshole and to be honest, if he did get your license plate number there will be repercussions for your actions. You left the scene of a crime that YOU CAUSED. Not only that but you assaulted someone. You fucked up big time. I do hope that you learned from this and if you haven't yet you will. Because this guy's insurance company will be filing a lawsuit against you as well. This isn't a small fuck up, ya done fucked up big time. If you want to set this right it's time you pay the piper and talk to the police yourself.

"Dated for a while" "Broke up after two weeks" lmao

OP, you fucked, but you didn’t fuck up

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nah, in bird culture this is also a dick move

Sure man, believe what you want, I don’t give a fuck

This epic work of literature made my day. Cheers!

I hope you enjoy your last few days as a free man

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Nah, I’m profoundly secure in my relationship because I know my fiancé wouldn’t hang out with an ex by themselves without texting me back for the entire night, she knows it would be straight disrespectful to the relationship. Sorry you’ve never been in a respectable relationship🤷🏻‍♂️

As long as the movies are for kinda and not about kids, you ok

This was STUPID on so many levels! If this dude had a gun,you could of ended up dead!Since you struck him first,he would have been in his legal right to shoot you!