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xXAndrew28Xx t1_j22x4ln wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling a trucker to call his asshole by PoorRij
This TIFU post is about the same word lol
TaoChi27 t1_j22wzyy wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by punching someone in the face by [deleted]
He is filling with his insurance and therefore will file a police report. You're going to pay for both cars damage, you're going to pay for his medical damage, you're going to be served on assault / battery charges.
And then you should top all that off with some therapy sessions. I'd say you're in it for $8000-$10000.
Snoo-43335 t1_j22wzay wrote
You didn't FU you probably saved this woman's life or at least helped her get on the right path.
mazlux t1_j22wx88 wrote
You did the right thing.
Your teachings and inevitable rescue will stay with this girl forever.
Her parents are clearly not great people. Kids don't run away to camp in the woods for no reason.
Never for a second feel bad about this situation.
Superior91 t1_j22wqhz wrote
Reply to comment by Tacticalteam in TIFU by teaching survival skills to a church group [UPDATE] by Missing411_hopenot
Not only that, but what's the next step here?
Don't teach kids how to drive cause they might buy a car and drive off.
Don't teach kids anything about finances. If they can't afford to move out, you'll always have them close.
Don't teach kids anything about cooking. If they can't cook for themselves they'll have to live at home.
Don't give them an education. If they don't know shit they won't know what they're missing.
OP, teaching people survival skills is definitely a good and compassionate act, don't stop it.
Akitiki t1_j22w55y wrote
Her mother can take her comments elsewhere. The fact that she laid into you for "encouraging" her to get out and not thanks for at least finding her should tell you enough.
You gave her the tools to get out. The woods felt safer than at home. I repeat, the woods felt safer than at home. And again, her mother's reaction is a very clear red flag of abuse. Her kid (her victim) got away because you (inadvertently) gave her the knowledge.
skaapjagter OP t1_j22vjns wrote
Reply to comment by eldritchblastedfries in TIFU When I fumigated the house with my diarrhoea during a family lunch. by skaapjagter
https://i.imgur.com/GLZlAPw.jpg
VANTA the Labradane
Usernameisnotvalid0 t1_j22vi1j wrote
Reply to comment by Alwaysaprairiegirl in TIFU by teaching survival skills to a church group [UPDATE] by Missing411_hopenot
No one could have said this any better!!!!! If she felt like running “specially from her parents” there’s something that has to be checked here.
akai_tsubaki t1_j22uunj wrote
Tell her moronic mother that she would ran anyway. But she would end up dead without training. Obviously no fuck up on your side
skaapjagter OP t1_j22utcw wrote
Reply to comment by PoolObjective2733 in TIFU When I fumigated the house with my diarrhoea during a family lunch. by skaapjagter
Tanks m8.
r/boneappletea
skaapjagter OP t1_j22ur86 wrote
Reply to comment by simononandon in TIFU When I fumigated the house with my diarrhoea during a family lunch. by skaapjagter
You listen to your body??? I ghost my organs until the last minute and then try hang on for dear life.
skaapjagter OP t1_j22umpy wrote
Reply to comment by JesusSaysRelaxNvaxx in TIFU When I fumigated the house with my diarrhoea during a family lunch. by skaapjagter
I know. Although It didn't feel very GOUDA.
Tacticalteam t1_j22uhdp wrote
Reply to comment by Ezaviel in TIFU by teaching survival skills to a church group [UPDATE] by Missing411_hopenot
This person is really right. You taught basic skills we as a people once knew. She could have looked this stuff up online, too.
skaapjagter OP t1_j22ua1l wrote
Reply to comment by sessionclosed in TIFU When I fumigated the house with my diarrhoea during a family lunch. by skaapjagter
A dogs love is eternal - especially when you're the one that feeds them.
skaapjagter OP t1_j22u4sd wrote
Reply to comment by SadBlinxy in TIFU When I fumigated the house with my diarrhoea during a family lunch. by skaapjagter
It's no longer a ring of fire. But still tender.
Thank you for ASSking.
Liquid_Stool_ t1_j22u16c wrote
Reply to comment by MotoHULK in TIFU by punching someone in the face by [deleted]
He just admitted doing it on reddit
Dangerous-Highway-61 t1_j22tymh wrote
Once I was standing next to my then-fiancé, who then walked away just out of my field of vision. Another man walked up, and without thinking I grabbed his butt-cheek…
skaapjagter OP t1_j22tx8f wrote
Reply to comment by SweetCosmicPope in TIFU When I fumigated the house with my diarrhoea during a family lunch. by skaapjagter
"To poo or not to poo, that is the Question"
- William Shitspeare
skaapjagter OP t1_j22truu wrote
Reply to comment by BeneficialName9863 in TIFU When I fumigated the house with my diarrhoea during a family lunch. by skaapjagter
I had no idea these existed!
Thanks so much.
blue_and_yellow_SWED t1_j22sz8t wrote
Reply to TIFU by checking my husband's messages by BabiQuinn09
Not the tattoo
newaccount252 t1_j22sxj1 wrote
Reply to TIFU by checking my husband's messages by BabiQuinn09
‘Might’?
Alwaysaprairiegirl t1_j22robt wrote
Please don’t think that this was a FU. You taught her valuable skills and empowered her to get out of a situation where she was very likely unsafe. And now the authorities are involved whereas they wouldn’t have been before.
The mother is trying to blame you because it’s actually their fault, not yours. Just think if you hadn’t taught her those skills. If she had still escaped, she would have been even more unprepared or maybe stayed in a more urban setting which can be also very dangerous.
simononandon t1_j22r9yf wrote
I really don't understand why people don't poop when they have to poop. I guess Reddit would be a boring place if we all listened to our bodies.
TheLizzardMan t1_j22qtke wrote
Reply to comment by Sufficient-Ad451 in TIFU by telling a trucker to call his asshole by PoorRij
You can't change the title and this is why I believe that feature (or bug) should never be fixed.
gaellamaas t1_j22x7ml wrote
Reply to comment by reevelainen in TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Obviously there are unrealistic expectations of men, just as there are unrealistic expectations of women. However my issue is you seemed to bring up this issue out of nowhere, this post doesn’t highlight the hardships men face from unrealistic expectations. If you want to go sob about men not being treated fair, this isn’t the place for that.