The update is gone did anyone get a copy? My gf and I really got excited to read the update

A random person replied to your comment pretending to be OP and you didn't bat an eyelash

There is no friend zone. But if there were, he put himself there by saying they were just two friends lol

When the arse aroma erupts man finds out as always known, dog is your only friend.

Take my upvote so hopefully for can see your perfectly stated comment

Yea shit parents always do that and there is too many out there - in their defense we all have been raised in this capitalistic vomit we call life they dont even know how FU they are or what they do. However, its really not your fault what stupidity gosh? She could have run away not knowing shit and die on first night or whatever. Awesome how she used your skills that you have thought, thats all matters here prof.

And perhaps delete this post

Right? This lady clearly has issue, it makes sense why the daughter ran away if her mother is always blaming everyone else but herself

Little-me got in trouble for learning theories about how the moon came to exist other than "God made it in an instant with a thought!"

So grateful my parents couldn't afford private school! Yay for free public education!

I didn't get to learn basic facts about the world around me until school, because everything was god this and bible that. Didn't dare to learn about humanoid evolution until after my mom died, was terrified of saying the wrong thing and setting off another screaming tantrum about how monkeys in the zoo don't evolve into people.

Unless you and a couple buddies have been tag teaming it, it growing anything you can pass around later is pretty slim.

Also, practice communicating. I feel like all good have been avoided with the first issue if you asked politely for him to move his car. Maybe the other car next to him was also tight, so he was forced to park too close to your truck ..

Thanks for the update! I'm so happy to have this be the first thing I read this morning. And honestly, her mom sounds like a piece of work (to put it nicely)

If she's laying into you for "encouraging her to run away" you should lay into the mom about being a decent parent who doesn't raise kids who WANT to run away. Her reaction towards you shows a glimpse of how she probably treats her daughter. Like you said, you just can win with some people.

Still, you've done the right thing between teaching these kids amazing skills, to going out and finding her, and finally convincing her to come back to civilization. You sound like an amazing mentor and hopefully you don't let me lady with her own major issues drag you down with her negativity

“So I decided I’d fuck it one more time before I throw it out” 😂

Start researching and sign up for sheet management and therapy asap... Be productive. I assume the judge will be more lenient if you take the property recursive steps now before anything happens

This wasn’t a FU. She’d have run off one way or the other. You found her, you saved her. If she’d run off to a city she could have been abducted, raped, killed. You have now got help for her and authorities are aware of the home situation. Of course her parents are looking to blame you because they don’t want to blame the real culprits - themselves. You did good.

It’s usually fine, I used to do porn so it’s like something I should be used to. I think it was the food bc I’ve never vomited on one. This is so funny to me - glad he found it funny too. I didn’t know it was a common thing though!!

Also thank you for the advice, I’ll just have to either practice a bit more or make it a rule that I don’t give blowjobs after eating. I’ll do the 30 min swim rule

Followed by ‘Fatality’, yes

Something was clapping

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I wish I had had someone like you. You didn't FU at all.

I thought you were going to say you realized someone else had used it and put it away dirty. So I see the mould as a minor issue by comparison

UpdateMe!

I’m More worried about the state of my junk than that foul silicone beast

Your comment made me smile. Thanks

I’m sorry to hear that he turned out to be a shitter. People are confusing as hell. Go out with some friends and SAFELY fuck a stranger.