Humans evolved to be highly social, so our young don't necessarily NEED their parents, so long as there are still adults in the tribe to care for them, or other lactating women if they're so young they're reliant on nursing.

Thank you hero

Oh, they do, you gotta poke em with the big brush.

You're supposed to dry it before you close it up.

Condoms won't flush.

Roughly, OP got together a couple of trained folks and went out looking where they thought the kid might be camping. Managed to find them, convince them they were there to help, and get them back out safely (kid had sustained some injuries). Kid is with aunt, CPS are contacted, parents are mad about it.

Goeie fok ou hoe kan jy jou arme fam so straf?

Opposite of a FU. He would have dragged this on for months, maybe even years if you hadn’t checked through his messages. You’ve saved yourself a lot of time and even more heartbreak by finding out now. Get a divorce or even an annulment if you can and make a clean break. I’m so sorry he’s done this to you.

Drugs, lots and lots of drugs...

One simple trick to turn a misdemeanor into a second degree felony real fucking quick. That's so many aggravating factors prosecutors would go for the max 20 years and judge might just agree to it.

Indeed. It didn't have a blurb aparently 😅 I say aparently because I didn't actually check

I think my grandma likes it more then she let on, she kept going on about how it could help a young couple. 😅

This is probably one of the obscure reasons why there's a saying

"Never judge a book by its cover"

My nanna who told me first, I think saw the funny side, but it's too filthy for her, as it is for my grandma.

But my grandma was laughing as she told us of my mistake where as my nan seemed very embarrassed about the whole thing.

I called our gas company over once thinking we had a leak when in essence it was just the stickies cat turd my cat had ever done.

It's all a front - They loved it really.

Second nan sounds funny. Bet she loved it.

Start with working on what caused the psychosis. Was it meds, was it illegal drugs, was it mental health related? These are all workable problems.

It's a parking lot so crowded OP lost his mind over someone taking a spot from him. There are plenty of witnesses and no doubt someone would be filming when someone assault somebody.

Oh we already measured together and I have a dildo the same size haha, I think the fuck up was doing it immediately after eating because I’m usually quite good - I don’t want to big myself up loads, but we always joke about me being good at it because I made him nut so hard he broke down into laughter, like Walter White at the end of Crawlspace. I will take on the advice of practicing though, he goes home today so I would like to thank him for coming by making him “come” again :)

I’m sorry your hurting but for him this is the best thing. Dating someone with depression is hard, dating someone who commits suicide? Absolute hell. The fact that for you it’s not depression but psychosis doesn’t make it easier. If you’re not getting treatment that makes it even harder for him. And he decided he doesn’t want his life to be that hard which is completely fair. It would be selfish to try to get him back.

Jeez, what ever just happened to having a quick wank in a condom? Flush it you dirty dogs... Reddit=if you flush the condom the world will break.

They are life changing, I can have cheese whenever I want!

AWESOME response. You sound like a keeper. Cheers!!

Being a douche isn't a crime, assaulting anyone, even when that someone is a massive douche, is a serious crime, however.

Your belief is wrong, the aggravating factor isn't how severe the injury is, it's whether OP cause any bodily injury at all. Since there is injury, this is at the very least a class A misdemeanor or a third degree felony depending on which state OP in. Both of which carry jail time and fine in the thousand.

OP indeed will need an attorney. His best bet is that guy agree to a settlement. But even then, a prosecutor can still decide to prosecute OP anyway.