Recent comments in /f/tifu
ComfortableMess3145 OP t1_j23lxbk wrote
Reply to comment by k00119 in TIFU by accidentally giving both of my grandmother's porn. Update. by ComfortableMess3145
Sophie little black book I beileve.
Edit to add: can't find it via googling which is a shame
k00119 t1_j23lrlo wrote
What was the book called? Asking for a friend
unsung_hero88 t1_j23lpha wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by punching someone in the face by [deleted]
Yes you do. You punched him in the face twice. One day you’ll do that to someone this will have no issue making your children fatherless.
shuffleup2 t1_j23ln92 wrote
Reply to comment by ComfortableMess3145 in TIFU by accidentally giving both of my grandmother's porn. Update. by ComfortableMess3145
Sounds like she was dropping you a hint there…
iPod3G t1_j23lm1z wrote
Reply to comment by Devittraisedto2 in TIFU by using a wet dirty fleshlight by [deleted]
Gives new meaning to the ChubbyEmu episode “a man drank questionable coconut water and this is what happened to his brain.”
She_could_do_better t1_j23lhu8 wrote
Was the author making a pass at OP?
[deleted] t1_j23lhpw wrote
Reply to comment by ComfortableMess3145 in TIFU by accidentally giving both of my grandmother's porn. Update. by ComfortableMess3145
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Bababababababaa123 t1_j23kj7e wrote
Reply to TIFU by punching someone in the face by [deleted]
I wouldn't worry about it, the cops are too busy harassing black folks to bother. If they do just say you didn't touch the guy. Next time you deck someone hit them harder so they are knocked out and don't take incriminating pics.
Arrasor t1_j23juhl wrote
Reply to comment by MotoHULK in TIFU by punching someone in the face by [deleted]
He should pray to all kind of god and devil out there that the guy would agree to a settlement and drop the charge. Outside that, yeah pretty much plead guilty and ask for leniency. If what OP said about this being the first ever offense he got, leading guilty might help him get probation+ fine instead of jail time. Would still cost OP $3k-5k and medical cost for the guy + car damage though. But that's the best scenerio here.
[deleted] OP t1_j23jrph wrote
Reply to comment by Mediocre-Ad-1283 in TIFU by using a wet dirty fleshlight by [deleted]
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MotoHULK t1_j23jmta wrote
Reply to comment by NovaLithic in TIFU by trying to take my life by Flashy_Piglet_1781
The truth is most people will abandon you in a dusky moment, never mind a dark one.
[deleted] OP t1_j23jmjt wrote
Reply to TIFU by using a wet dirty fleshlight by [deleted]
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pauliewotsit t1_j23jmee wrote
Reply to comment by Mediocre-Ad-1283 in TIFU by using a wet dirty fleshlight by [deleted]
Or wrap them in plenty of toilet roll
MotoHULK t1_j23j9vs wrote
Reply to comment by Arrasor in TIFU by punching someone in the face by [deleted]
Ok so he should plead guilty and buy a buttplug to get ready. Wtf lol
secrets3xlips t1_j23j5vm wrote
Reply to comment by Flashy_Piglet_1781 in TIFU by trying to take my life by Flashy_Piglet_1781
Ah fair enough, sorry if I came off as an ass. I hope you feel better.
I_Need_Leaded_GAS t1_j23j3te wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling a trucker to call his asshole by PoorRij
First time I’ve heard it translated that way. Cabrón = Goat. Old Goat. Stubborn Goat. Not asshole.
Flashy_Piglet_1781 OP t1_j23iloo wrote
Reply to comment by secrets3xlips in TIFU by trying to take my life by Flashy_Piglet_1781
I talked with my friend on the phone while I was full on in the psychosis, she retold how I behaved and what I talked about. For me I just remember the beginning of it, maybe the first 10 minutes while i still was myself and after that it’s all a fog/black.
LordKingJosh t1_j23iaib wrote
Reply to comment by tearsofadream in TIFU by punching someone in the face by [deleted]
Not only can you not spell, don't say widely untrue statements. In most jurisdictions, you need to be under active threat to shoot someone. So unless had his gun holstered and able to pull it while getting punched in the face, theres no legal right to shoot since the OP would be walking away and would thereby no longer constitute a threat.
If he pulls it after getting punch and then shoots him in the back- bam, easy murder or manslaughter case and say hello to life to 20-30 in prison
NovaLithic t1_j23i8pq wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to take my life by Flashy_Piglet_1781
I'm sorry to read of your sufferring. It must be so distressing for you. I hope that with time your mental health resolves, and maybe your relationship.
I'm sure it feels unfair that something beautiful was damaged by something out of your control.
secrets3xlips t1_j23i7s8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to take my life by Flashy_Piglet_1781
The funny thing about psychosis is you never remember what your hallucinations are, I have had treatment resistant schizophrenia for 15 years and in the past I have been in and out of hospitals and not one person has remembered there hallucinations when in a state of psychosis. Stop lying.
NovaLithic t1_j23i1jg wrote
Reply to comment by Confidenceisbetter in TIFU by trying to take my life by Flashy_Piglet_1781
Many people, at some time in their life, will suffer depression. Should they all just be abandoned in their darkest moment?
Leandenor7 t1_j23hxpa wrote
Reply to comment by skaapjagter in TIFU When I fumigated the house with my diarrhoea during a family lunch. by skaapjagter
Wow, childless but already a dad.
Sergeant_Steve t1_j23hwm0 wrote
Reply to comment by Superior91 in TIFU by teaching survival skills to a church group [UPDATE] by Missing411_hopenot
>Don't give them an education. If they don't know shit they won't know what they're missing.
Isn't this still a thing in some states and certainly with some "religions"?
I.e. they don't teach kids about puberty, sex, menstruation etc because then they'll end up having sex outside of marriage and getting pregnant (which is actually the opposite but you can't convert these people to modern beliefs).
LordKingJosh t1_j23huui wrote
Reply to comment by rtk117117 in TIFU by punching someone in the face by [deleted]
Follow the guys saying get a good lawyer, and do what they say. Likely with a good lawyer you have a good chance unless theres any video evidence or cameras at the park that caught the incident.
RenaldoGarfunkel t1_j23mmqa wrote
Reply to TIFU by checking my husband's messages by BabiQuinn09
Relax op. Hubby is likely just a beta orbiter for the coworker. She even let him wait an hour for dinner. She doesn't want him. Remind him of that daily.