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madamguacamole t1_j23zpdf wrote
Reply to comment by ComfortableMess3145 in TIFU by accidentally giving both of my grandmother's porn. Update. by ComfortableMess3145
“Grandmother’s” is possessive, meaning something belongs to your grandmother.
The correct form is “grandmothers” without the apostrophe, because that’s the plural form.
Not judging! It’s a common mistake. I just thought it was funny.
masterbuilder101 t1_j23znjl wrote
some would think the entire idea of piping flammable gas inside our homes through the walls is insane in itself
Bambooziler t1_j23zm1w wrote
Reply to comment by lizziebordensbae in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
The heck do you mean by "ETA" can't be estimated time of arrival
MotoHULK t1_j23yu64 wrote
Reply to comment by reevelainen in TIFU by groping a customer I mistook as my husband by Proper_Associate_791
Men get sexually assaulted a lot more than you might think. I know of a 6ft10 guy who got raped.
YoggyYog t1_j23ys29 wrote
Reply to comment by black34beard in TIFU by trying to take my life by Flashy_Piglet_1781
You don’t know op, such a statement is presumptuous, obtuse, and just a judgy, dick move.
ComfortableMess3145 OP t1_j23y8a0 wrote
Reply to comment by madamguacamole in TIFU by accidentally giving both of my grandmother's porn. Update. by ComfortableMess3145
Where are you refering to?
madamguacamole t1_j23y6bw wrote
OK, but the grammar error makes it seem like it’s porn that belongs to your grandma, or porn that your grandma made.
Zahrad70 t1_j23xe8s wrote
Contracting gig in the 90’s with one of my best regular clients at the time. Printer issue. Works fine for about half the company, is about 80% for everyone else. Ad agency. Their main color printer. Kind of a big deal. 3 DAYS at roughly $100/hr plus a 90 minute rush hour commute.
…it was a dip switch. “Click. Problem solved.” I basically refused to bill them for $2000 of my time out of shame.
toppottoo t1_j23xbz0 wrote
Reply to comment by secrets3xlips in TIFU by trying to take my life by Flashy_Piglet_1781
My ex had psychosis, she spent 3 months in hospital for it. She did remember, but when it happens there is nothing you can do. We broke up because of other reasons, but she always took her meds after this happened 15 years ago. She never had it again. It was the scariest thing that ever happened in my life.
toppottoo t1_j23x6yc wrote
Reply to comment by secrets3xlips in TIFU by trying to take my life by Flashy_Piglet_1781
My ex had psychosis, she spent 3 months in hospital for it. She did remember, but when it happens there is nothing you can do. We broke up because of other reasons, but she always took her meds after this happened 15 years ago. She never had it again. It was the scariest thing that ever happened in my life.
PoorRij OP t1_j23wbdq wrote
Reply to comment by Sufficient-Ad451 in TIFU by telling a trucker to call his asshole by PoorRij
Well, that's translated literally!
ComfortableMess3145 OP t1_j23w6j1 wrote
Reply to comment by kenn714 in TIFU by accidentally giving both of my grandmother's porn. Update. by ComfortableMess3145
Ah.
skaapjagter OP t1_j23w58s wrote
Reply to comment by DanT102 in TIFU When I fumigated the house with my diarrhoea during a family lunch. by skaapjagter
"oh no step-turd, I need help getting unstuck"
skaapjagter OP t1_j23w0cx wrote
Reply to comment by LittleNemo98 in TIFU When I fumigated the house with my diarrhoea during a family lunch. by skaapjagter
Gelukkig het hulle die ervaring oorleef. Net net.
Maar ek dink volgende kersfees sal buite wees 🤣
skaapjagter OP t1_j23vwkg wrote
Reply to comment by Mediocre-Ad-1283 in TIFU When I fumigated the house with my diarrhoea during a family lunch. by skaapjagter
Give us this dog, our daily dog.
Amen.
BabiQuinn09 OP t1_j23vw7c wrote
Reply to comment by AdAdventurous5657 in TIFU by checking my husband's messages by BabiQuinn09
Exactly what I thought. We still haven't talked but when he arrives (If he does want to continue in this relationship) he will have to change his job. (he works at McDonald's and they can ask to be transfered to another)
kenn714 t1_j23vvgr wrote
It's not a porn if it's in novel form. It's an erotica.
skaapjagter OP t1_j23vt63 wrote
Reply to comment by Momcantsleepthesaga in TIFU When I fumigated the house with my diarrhoea during a family lunch. by skaapjagter
She warns me often enough but this is the first time it's been that catastrophic.
skaapjagter OP t1_j23vqx6 wrote
Reply to comment by cjeam in TIFU When I fumigated the house with my diarrhoea during a family lunch. by skaapjagter
The shits continued but less violent. So it's like a tennis ball trying to go through a hosepipe, somethings got to give.
And in this case it's my bum.
Trying to heal while still needing to go is hard. I think I'll be switching to soup for a while.
FictionalFail t1_j23vl3m wrote
Reply to comment by DanT102 in TIFU When I fumigated the house with my diarrhoea during a family lunch. by skaapjagter
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FrakTerra t1_j23uv4q wrote
Reply to comment by FalseHydra in TIFU by punching someone in the face by [deleted]
Preach
Jacktheforkie t1_j23uv05 wrote
Reply to comment by treehouse_of_doom in TIFU by using a wet dirty fleshlight by [deleted]
Yeah, especially if it’s just water in there, silicone isn’t the best place for bacteria to grow
Foul-Tarnished t1_j23unv4 wrote
Reply to comment by RenaldoGarfunkel in TIFU by checking my husband's messages by BabiQuinn09
you sound like my wife, lol.
Malevolent_Mangoes t1_j23um14 wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to take my life by Flashy_Piglet_1781
That’s traumatizing. Not sure if there’s anything you can do. To him, you said you saw your future with him but from your actions you didn’t. I can’t imagine finding out your SO tried to end their own life while you weren’t there to stop them.
He’s breaking up with you because you’re unstable and he most likely can’t take someone messing around with his heart like that. He’s protecting himself by distancing from you.
Get the help you need and give him time. You could try to rekindle the relationship in a few months or years but I don’t know if it’s possible.
JacobS12056 t1_j23zyyx wrote
Reply to comment by ComfortableMess3145 in TIFU by accidentally giving both of my grandmother's porn. Update. by ComfortableMess3145
Noun + 's is possessive while noun + s is plural