Yeah but we all have our own will.

It takes a serious toll on your partner as well, if they choose to deal with it great! good on them, but if they don't that's completely reasonable too.

I hope you read this!! Get the Preparation H with Lidocaine. It comes in a silver box and costs $25 per tube. I picked up some yesterday and it's worth every cent. I had surgery 3 weeks ago and they put me on a 21 day antibiotic regimen. It killed all the good bacteria in my colon so I've had diarrhea for a while now. Hemorrhoids are forming and my anus is on fire. The Preparation H with Lidocaine has been a lifesaver. Good luck!

I read this entire story twice before I read fleshlight instead of flashlight. That makes way more sense now

Fucking hell. I completely missed the "an" there...

Stay strong and work towards healing yourself

Insta shooting the shot for u

I honestly dk

Why did he marry you and why did he get a tattoo if he knew this? People are so dumb

Rest assured that this happens quite often, it certainly wasn't the first time for the guy you hired.

Why didn't I heed the warning holy shit I couldn't even finish reading

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Matching tattoos are the mark of death of any relationship

I don't see how this was a fuck up. It sucks, but you did nothing wrong.

Brother, you sound like a (fairly) unapologetic redneck typa guy, so like....

You should already know the outcome?

This is case in point play stupid games, win stupid prizes and you are a self-proclaimed idiot.

So yeah, you should probably get a hold of those anger issues or expect to end up crying "woe is me the system is busted" when you can't find a job anymore because you unironically think these levels of irritation and anger are normal.

You seem pretty self-aware so, like, get some help dude. Not saying you gotta stop being a redneck typa guy, but you clearly realize that flying off the handle and hitting people over minor inconveniences is going to end up with you in jail or something.

Yes, but if he felt that it was she hugging him, I don't think he got scared. Men are raped, yes, and if you count prisons too, the numbers are close to other genders, but his initial reaction propably wasn't Help I'm getting r*ped compared to if a man would suddenly hug a woman from behind.

Oh no no no no thank you, that is NOT what I want to picture

I doubt there is anything to salvage at this point. But you can always try therapy for couples. Other than that it’s probably time to move on before to much animosity and hatred builds up between you two and it becomes toxic

Dude. Apostrophe. Use it correctly.

Get a plastic inflatable donut from the pharmacy so you’ll be able to sit, get some Preparation H for potential hemorrhoids, and finally get some Aloe Vera to put on and around the hole. That should fix it pretty quick.

You might have given yourself an anal fissure too. Try a stool softener for a bit if soup varies, and stay well hydrated, and obviously eat a diet with consideration for your bum in mind!

Fair enough, I took English so I should have known that 😅

Ok could you tell me where?

New to reddit? This doesn't come close to the coconut.

This is a case where the apostrophe mattered.

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