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> her saying “I wouldn’t believe it even if you had seriously sent it to me”

“I’m sorry for accidentally insulting you. I promise to make it up to you once I buy some more Kleenex.”

Oh I'm fully aware. I'm also aware that neither of them like sure over detail on such. My grandma's often saying they don't need to show it on TV just a cut to the next more and it all "done and dusted" which is sadly a term I now relate to sex 😅

Some grandmothers seem reserved and doesn't seem to talk about sex but in fact, they love it and in private they can make some deep joke that no one will expect them to say. Don't forget they are adult and they know a lot more about sex that we think they know.

Sounds like you fucked up by not asking her out

My dick retracted into me while reading that holy fuck

"I wouldn't believe it even if you had seriously sent it to me."

That's a window. Why you sleeping?

Holy shit balls, I thought I forgot that one

I mean he also cleaned it again before use, so I doubt there will be any problems at all.

Oh I know the coconut, wish I didn't

unexpected last of us. make sure there’s no spores being being produced

This is where you respond "how about we find out" and see what happens

Thanks.

Done that too, but only cos I didn't want to get caught lol

"You'd be wrong, but yeah, the share was an accident."

Go look at op's previous comments... Lots and lots of drugs... I'll take a written apology.

Everybody has limits to what they can handle, everyone is allowed to think of their own mental health needs.

nobody has to sacrifice their own well being for you.

It's a shitty reality, but that's life.

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Grandmas vs Grandma’s.

Yeah.

One year, just before Christmas, I ate a whole tin of cashews. did you know cashews are mostly fat and fiber?

Woke up in the night gagging on a horrible stink. Looked at teh dog, Bear, and let him know my displeasure. Worried about his stomach, I made him go outside. Oddly, he had no issues, so I figured he had to poop.

Went back to bed.

It wasn't the dog. I was producing constant scalding greasy farts that felt like they were leaving a rancid fog in the air. It was me, all a long.

Feeling bad, I went to let Bear back in.

He refused.

Literally the first thing that popped in my mind, ain't got no free award for ya so here's a comment

wont just throwing them into a trashcan be better💀?

Oksana?

Not really some women be like that.