Recent comments in /f/tifu
ACPMLG97 t1_j24kwuc wrote
Reply to comment by ComfortableMess3145 in TIFU by accidentally giving both of my grandmother's porn. Update. by ComfortableMess3145
Sounds like you made everyone's Christmas! 😂
ComfortableMess3145 OP t1_j24ko3y wrote
Reply to comment by ACPMLG97 in TIFU by accidentally giving both of my grandmother's porn. Update. by ComfortableMess3145
Lol, oh yes. My dad couldn't stop laughing 😆
Deception593 t1_j24kmyw wrote
I laughed way too hard at this. This is right up there with poop knife!
iwannahummer t1_j24ki5z wrote
Reply to TIFU by checking my husband's messages by BabiQuinn09
“We're getting married, Ricky. And we're getting matching leprechaun tattoos. “
Effort-Firm t1_j24kg1m wrote
Don’t over think it and laugh it off, you will in a few years so why not now? It feels like a lot but it won’t be. Also lie and say it was a fancy dress challenge or some shit
Nurs3Rob OP t1_j24kb43 wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by hiring a contractor to tell me I hadn't turned on a switch. by Nurs3Rob
About 3 hours and some shame. Not the most expensive lesson I've had.
burnetb1 t1_j24k248 wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting drunk at a work party while being underage, bringing back gf’s bad memories by [deleted]
What do you drive that have a $800 car payment? That's crazy high, especially for a 17 year old...
ACPMLG97 t1_j24jkdf wrote
I would be mortified if this happened to me but this is hilarious! Sounds like they had a good sense of humour about it! You'll laugh about in years to come!
fuckmeuntilicecream t1_j24jijr wrote
Reply to comment by Flat-Butterscotch732 in TIFU by getting drunk at a work party while being underage, bringing back gf’s bad memories by [deleted]
The real TIFU is when he got the car.
Nurs3Rob OP t1_j24jcwy wrote
Reply to comment by PaulOPTC in TIFU by hiring a contractor to tell me I hadn't turned on a switch. by Nurs3Rob
I had to call an electrician once over the GFCI outlets in my kitchen. One tripped and I couldn't get it working again. Turns out I have like three in a row on the same circuit, which I've been told is unnecessary, and when one trips they cascade. Electrician only charged me like $50 to explain all that which I thought was fair.
Gratefuldad3 t1_j24jcbd wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting drunk at a work party while being underage, bringing back gf’s bad memories by [deleted]
Who the fuck approved a 17 year old minor an $800 car payment? What idiot co-signed on that one? Plus the kid has to carry full coverage if financing a car. This post smells worse than a dairy farm in August.
PlasticInTheBasket t1_j24insy wrote
I'm 26 was fairly popular and talk to like 3 people I went to school with and that's because I've known them since 1st grade. Public school has bullies too. Don't throw away opportunities over a mistake. And if you've got someone on your side that helps.
Malevolent_Mangoes t1_j24hrbj wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting drunk at a work party while being underage, bringing back gf’s bad memories by [deleted]
17m and 21f together for a year 🤨
skaapjagter OP t1_j24hf45 wrote
Reply to comment by Squigglepig52 in TIFU When I fumigated the house with my diarrhoea during a family lunch. by skaapjagter
Oh I know the ones. Those cheek clappers that release an unearthly odour.
Bear was having none of that. He knew YOUR ass was the imposter. 😂
skaapjagter OP t1_j24gy5j wrote
Reply to comment by Iffy50 in TIFU When I fumigated the house with my diarrhoea during a family lunch. by skaapjagter
Hectic.
Will take a look.
Mike_D_Salamander t1_j24grlo wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting drunk at a work party while being underage, bringing back gf’s bad memories by [deleted]
21f - 17m + together almost 1 year = wayment
Flat-Butterscotch732 t1_j24grgr wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting drunk at a work party while being underage, bringing back gf’s bad memories by [deleted]
Buddy, I make close to $250k a year and I have a $500/month car payment. I can appreciate your work ethic, but an $800/month car payment isn’t going to help you get ahead.
NoahPKR t1_j24gebk wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting drunk at a work party while being underage, bringing back gf’s bad memories by [deleted]
Bro, for the love of GOD break up your paragraphs. This is ridiculous.
DSEEE t1_j24fzq7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by using a wet dirty fleshlight by [deleted]
So not actually a fuck up, just did something that seems now like potentially a bad idea but no actual resulting negative effects to speak of?
MeatShield12 t1_j24fyxi wrote
Former electrician here. My in-laws never realized that the outlets in half their basement were on a switch. I was over one time, realized it, and offered to tie the switch through so the outlets were always on.
SolidFoxguy t1_j24fv3a wrote
Reply to TIFU by chasing a shoplifter by staterho
If anyone did that at Walmart they would be fired. You still employed, OP?
smudgetimeusa t1_j24fty1 wrote
Jesus. Just talk with him.
skaapjagter OP t1_j24foj1 wrote
Reply to comment by DrG2390 in TIFU When I fumigated the house with my diarrhoea during a family lunch. by skaapjagter
I wonder if it's going too far to ask the wife to apply the aloe Vera...
skaapjagter OP t1_j24flus wrote
Reply to comment by cjeam in TIFU When I fumigated the house with my diarrhoea during a family lunch. by skaapjagter
Thank you for the info. I'll keep tabs on my brown eye.
ComfortableMess3145 OP t1_j24kz9d wrote
Reply to comment by ACPMLG97 in TIFU by accidentally giving both of my grandmother's porn. Update. by ComfortableMess3145
Indeed 🤣