Well, I didnt, just gestured. I knew it was gross and a breach of personal space.

Thanks for chiming in, thanks for taking care of your patients. Certainly appreciate y'all

Do you drink, take drugs, medication or have withdrawn from them recently? Are you depressed, anxious, have a phobia of any type? Do you experience episodic hallucinations, delusions, visions, bodily sensations, imagined voices?

I am going to start by saying if you are having problems with the negative thoughts PLEASE seek help.

Not going into a very long drawn out story, but when I was 25 I caused the divorce from my first wife/marriage. I was young and stupid.

I also did not handle it well emotionally and I tried to kill myself by taking sleeping pills. I actually tried twice and the second time I somehow slept off 32 sleeping pills that I downed with a beer.

I know it is very difficult to see any light right now, but please get help. I made it thru mine pretty much on my own. I was a mess for a pretty long time.

Eventually I did meet someone else and have been happily married for 27 years now.

A person who isn’t open to supporting you through your struggles was not meant for you

OP filled his britches with brown delight.

The word fart is forbidden since there's no shitting-in-pants-kind of things allowed and I had to think of something.

Me dumb. Me no understand shit of this post

Real title should read grandma's lie to their grandchild about what they flick their bean to

Yes. 😅 I wonder how much she laughed about it too

Lmao I bet the author got a kick out of you buying two signed copies for your grandmothers, that's hilarious

> The cashier pulls me aside and quiet says “Your fly is down”

If you donated the 4 cents, she also would have told you that your dick is big

Instagram rizzin her up for you bro.

Uh no, lol, in this case it's pretty damn clear that's exactly what it was.

u/black34beard did the actual legwork and looked into OP's history for an explanation and shared it with the class; all you accomplished was getting triggered for no reason.

Divorce. Alimony. Start over.

I do HVAC/R. You wouldn't believe how often this happens.

Gotta check that things are plugged in and the switch is switched.. Job security, I guess..

Yeah tbh I’d rather donate directly, but tbh I don’t care rounding up if it’s just a few cents tbh

Oh! Wish I knew this at the time >.< it’s okay, I know for next time I’m ever sick, thank you :)

Oh, here's a fun fact: You should rinse your mouth out then wait for at least 30 minutes to an hour before brushing your teeth after vomiting. Stomach acid is actually strong enough to weaken tooth enamel. So you should not brush your teeth right after vomiting as the enamel can be damaged. But if you rinse out the acid with water and wait it is neutralized and the enamel hardens again. No mouthwash, food, or liquid other than water either.

lol I start to think is this over reacting a new fuck up to our no formed relationship lol

You had a moment. You picked your poison. You can’t change that. You need to understand that… and she needs to accept that.

If you guys want to be together, then try it.

Tell her, and explain it. You screwed up big time.

If it were me I’d ask if you guys could at least take everything step by step and day by day. And, if I’m the end she can’t forgive you then it’s best you two separate. Neither of you need to be miserable at such a young age.

Can't remember, I think it was sophies little black book. Can't find it online though

Sounds like you can shoot your shot.

Read op's past comments / posts... I would like a written apology.

Actually he kinda does know based on comment history lol

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