Recent comments in /f/tifu
Visual_Mission_1459 OP t1_j26la2a wrote
Reply to comment by That-Pollution-6126 in TIFU by trying to hook up with my childhood bestfriend by Visual_Mission_1459
im too scared to tell professionals bc i'll be called a snitch and people dont like snitches. also a few of my friends have communication with gangs and cartels so i rly dont wanna piss off any of those guys!
T0mDeMwoan t1_j26l69z wrote
Ye fucked up more than that day as I read these comments OP. Get a grip, try to work small positive change into yer life, quit the alcohol n drugs, it’ll destroy yer brain before ye even have a proper one. Go work out, get a healthy routine, find some hobbies to pour yer money into rather than drugs n drink.
Visual_Mission_1459 OP t1_j26l00s wrote
Reply to comment by Arco_Sonata in TIFU by trying to hook up with my childhood bestfriend by Visual_Mission_1459
thank you though im not sure if i'll be able to stop drinking since i rly enjoy alcohol and drugs and all that but im gonna try. as for fucking everyone im gonna try and stop that too even though i literally havent fucked anyone yet LMAO but ykwim im just gonna stop acting promiscuous.
That-Pollution-6126 t1_j26kqzi wrote
Reply to comment by Visual_Mission_1459 in TIFU by trying to hook up with my childhood bestfriend by Visual_Mission_1459
If you can't ditch the drugs and alcohol then try slowly lower what you take, don't quite fully without professional help because that can be harmful to you
Visual_Mission_1459 OP t1_j26kn6h wrote
Reply to comment by arlondiluthel in TIFU by trying to hook up with my childhood bestfriend by Visual_Mission_1459
yeaaah that makes sense. he also just isnt ready yet but i was like rly drunk and just saying shit. im glad he didnt take advantage of me.
Visual_Mission_1459 OP t1_j26kir9 wrote
Reply to comment by That-Pollution-6126 in TIFU by trying to hook up with my childhood bestfriend by Visual_Mission_1459
thank you so much its just hard when taking my childhood into consideration so i basically feel like my body is my only worth. also its hard to not drink bc i rly love alcohol and drugs and lots of my friends do it like we smoke a shit ton of weed together and drink a lot together but ig i'll try and be safe with everything. thank you again.
Im_InYour_Balls OP t1_j26kfk1 wrote
Reply to comment by Global_Monk_5778 in TIFU, might have colon cancer by Im_InYour_Balls
Thank you so much. My fingers are also crossed. I’m hoping next year will be better
Arco_Sonata t1_j26k9ib wrote
Stop getting wasted for starters. You have years ahead of you and looking at older impressionable people on the internet or TV getting shitfaced and fucking everyone doesn’t mean you need to have that lifestyle, because it’s a terrible life to have and the vomiting, fear of what you don’t remember and possibly unplanned pregnancies are not worth it. And props to your friend for rejecting your signs because it could have ruined your life and his if it went any further. Not drinking as much and realising those you see online have the money to make their problems go away, will make you think twice. Because you won’t get to their level unless your parents are loaded. Just be a 15 year old who has a brain and doesn’t want to push a baby out and be in agony at age 16, your mental health in adulthood will thank you.
That-Pollution-6126 t1_j26k4mm wrote
If you really are a team then take this advice from an older teen, don't drink underage, and don't try to hook up young, I know some teens have their temptations but the more you focus on yourself and the more you force the usual teen urges away, the more time you'll realize that your going to be and adult so and need to stop this kind of stuff.
This advice might not work for you because this advice work for me but I'm very different from you might be, so look for advice that fits you and don't trust the advice from one person solely
arlondiluthel t1_j26jjtx wrote
Your friend probably recognized you weren't in a "normal" state and didn't want to take advantage of you, because even if you say you want it, and even if in a "normal" state you would want to, it'd legally be considered rape.
Im_InYour_Balls OP t1_j26ijym wrote
Reply to comment by bowlofjello in TIFU, might have colon cancer by Im_InYour_Balls
I appreciate you and your reassurance. This whole thing is just getting to me now. I’ve developed health anxiety ever since I caught Covid as an unvaccinated citizen near the start of this year so maybe those two correlate?
bStewbstix t1_j26gf5m wrote
Reply to TIFU, might have colon cancer by Im_InYour_Balls
I’m over 50 and failed the blood in the BM test, doc says that indicates a 5% chance of cancer. You being young would make that chance VERY low.
Middle_Manager_Karen t1_j26g6j3 wrote
My favorite word in this story is “both”
TheRevTastic t1_j26et40 wrote
Reply to comment by jamrar_the_mighty in TIFU by trying to take my life by Flashy_Piglet_1781
Where is this man’s written apology
clownandmuppet t1_j26dehl wrote
Reply to comment by Open_Dragonfruit_304 in TIFU by making The sound while at gym with my friend/crush by [deleted]
That. Is poetic…
Ambitious_Policy_936 t1_j26cqfi wrote
Reply to comment by gay_fucker69 in TIFU by leaving a card full of cash on yhe wrapping paper by Healthy_Coughs
To answer your question: No, it is not. I understand your confusion.
gay_fucker69 t1_j26cieb wrote
Reply to comment by Ambitious_Policy_936 in TIFU by leaving a card full of cash on yhe wrapping paper by Healthy_Coughs
this isn't aita??? 💀💀
Global_Monk_5778 t1_j26bwp9 wrote
Reply to TIFU, might have colon cancer by Im_InYour_Balls
My husband just got checked out for this. Bright red blood is fresh blood and therefore it’s new and from around the anus - most likely tears. Cancer is from deeper within and therefore the blood is darker, more brown and older as it’s had to travel through you. Or that’s what he was told. He had to give a sample and everything was fine. Of course please please go get checked out and get a sample taken but everything may be ok. Worrying about it will be giving you a bad stomach anyway. You could have a rupture. You could have any number of things going on, but the original doc should have checked you over properly not just given you movicol. Fingers crossed OP.
[deleted] t1_j26bt40 wrote
Reply to TIFU, might have colon cancer by Im_InYour_Balls
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looptarded t1_j26ahyg wrote
Reply to TIFU, might have colon cancer by Im_InYour_Balls
At your age it’s most likely haemorrhoids. Bright red blood indicates it’s a low anorectal lesion. Try not to stress until your colonoscopy.
ItDoesntMatter59 t1_j26adlw wrote
I bet your grandmas have done stuff to make your toes curl.
bowlofjello t1_j269uia wrote
Reply to TIFU, might have colon cancer by Im_InYour_Balls
I don’t really see a FU. You said you went to the Dr and the bleeding went away. No FU there.
And now a year later you’re new having problems you weren’t having last year so there wouldn’t have been a way to stop it from happening.
And now you’ve already scheduled an appointment to get this new problem checked out and sorted. Which isn’t a FU.
Health problems you have no control over starting/happening aren’t a FU and you’re doing what you can to check things out.
No FU here.
Bufful t1_j2689q1 wrote
Reply to TIFU, might have colon cancer by Im_InYour_Balls
If it makes you feel any better my dad ignored it for six years till it finally did him in so your doing better then some.
Open_Dragonfruit_304 t1_j267tzn wrote
Reply to comment by jneum80 in TIFU by making The sound while at gym with my friend/crush by [deleted]
Blew the bugle of the south and all smelled its inglorious air
NeroVol t1_j26lgr9 wrote
Reply to TIFU, might have colon cancer by Im_InYour_Balls
Unless you have a strong familial history of colon cancer, it's rare for someone so young to get colon cancer.