Recent comments in /f/tifu
Setthegodofchaos t1_j27hjp1 wrote
Reply to TIFU, might have colon cancer by Im_InYour_Balls
If this is your first time getting a colonoscopy, I'd recommend heading over to r/colonoscopy. They can give you plenty of tips and pointers
goosegirl86 t1_j27h9ed wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by checking my husband's messages by BabiQuinn09
So, it sounds like this person probably has English as their second language, and most of this story is written in pretty good English.
I’m assuming this, since they used 18 instead of 6pm which means they’re probably either military or European. Now as they said they have health issues, you could assume they’re not USA military, and their partner is mcd so they’re also not military.
From this you could deduce that they’re probably from a country in Europe that uses the 24hr clock. So considering they said ‘hurted’ it’s possible that they’re typing this in English while also speaking another fluently.
TLDR: you’re a bit of a dick for making ‘hurted’ the topic of your post, and probably don’t speak any other languages yourself.
yolo_jeny t1_j27h9b5 wrote
Reply to comment by alewberry in TIFU by accidentally putting nudes on my story. by shittyfemboyalt
She was the one who distributed as well, she would very likely be charged if she starts threatening others
phoenixninja23 t1_j27gr4v wrote
Reply to TIFU by almost getting me and my family killed by yax51
The speed limit is the recommended maximum speed in absolutely perfect conditions. If the speed limit was 60-70, then 45 isn't too bad, but slipping I'd have slowed down more
BacilQadir715 t1_j27ggdo wrote
Reply to comment by TheRevTastic in TIFU by trying to take my life by Flashy_Piglet_1781
Yeh give him written apology or else!!
ErialFae t1_j27gdr7 wrote
Reply to comment by special_kitty in TIFU by sending money to a stranger on a dating app by nothing4everx
Omg that sounds like a story I had seen where a woman was basically going through the same situation. Even when all of the proof was put in front of her that he was a scammer she still wanted to work things out. She thought they could work past it apparently. Your poor mom
amytaylorla t1_j27g5bu wrote
You’re kidding, right? Never give a man a dime, for any reason, EVER. Men have had 30,000 years of hegemony. Your $ is yours. If he’s broke, in a world built by and for men, he’s ick. Find someone better. Keep your wallet closed, girl. Life is expensive enough for women. Men are not entitled to our $. Ever.
DogThrowawaay OP t1_j27fjmw wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by talking excitedly about food and beating inflation…in front of a literal millionaire by DogThrowawaay
My grandparents as well. It was this lady’s mom and dad that suffered that way. I know that trauma can be generational.
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-Chris-V- t1_j27eir8 wrote
Reply to comment by Visual_Mission_1459 in TIFU by trying to hook up with my childhood bestfriend by Visual_Mission_1459
Then get yourself into inpatient treatment/rehab. You probably ruined your friendship with that guy. He will not see you the same way again. Get your priorities straight.
Valuable-Island3015 t1_j27edvx wrote
First of all, stop drinking and doing drugs. You’re 15. Be very thankful you didn’t get raped. Stop trying to rush things. Focus on your schooling and health.
DogThrowawaay OP t1_j27dw0q wrote
Reply to comment by armcie in TIFU by talking excitedly about food and beating inflation…in front of a literal millionaire by DogThrowawaay
Actually a great idea. Got a shed load of good bread, crackers, cheese, etc., and my work just added in a lunch break to shifts going over midday. I’ll bring stuff for everyone!
armcie t1_j27dfv6 wrote
Reply to comment by DogThrowawaay in TIFU by talking excitedly about food and beating inflation…in front of a literal millionaire by DogThrowawaay
You don't need it all? See if you can find someone who does. And tell your wealthy relative what you did with it.
alewberry t1_j27ddod wrote
depending on how old you are/were when the videos were made, you could start going down the legal route and threatening people with possession/distribution of CP.
annoyedatwork t1_j27cpzw wrote
Go to Netflix, watch the Tinder Swindler.
LordNumNutz t1_j27cb1h wrote
Reply to TIFU by checking my husband's messages by BabiQuinn09
Might ??? Wtf
DogThrowawaay OP t1_j27bq9n wrote
Reply to comment by Tato7069 in TIFU by talking excitedly about food and beating inflation…in front of a literal millionaire by DogThrowawaay
Nah. FU is that it took me 12 hours to realize that I accidentally made the wrong impression! Like I said, terrible at small talk.
Formisonic t1_j27bm1h wrote
Reply to TIFU, might have colon cancer by Im_InYour_Balls
Get that Scopey, bud. You're probably fine. And if you're not fine, then you're still "fine" because you're being proactive about it!
Tato7069 t1_j27b63c wrote
Reply to TIFU by talking excitedly about food and beating inflation…in front of a literal millionaire by DogThrowawaay
You don't have a lot of money for food, someone gave you food... What's the fuck up, not making rich people look evil for upvotes on reddit?
Malevolent_Mangoes t1_j27ajel wrote
Reply to comment by Visual_Mission_1459 in TIFU by trying to hook up with my childhood bestfriend by Visual_Mission_1459
You need to get professional help. Like admit yourself to a mental hospital type of help, considering you’re burning yourself to self harm.
Darktenzi t1_j279ct6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by talking excitedly about food and beating inflation…in front of a literal millionaire by DogThrowawaay
Not a fuck up, you met a seemingly nice soul today who had enough to give. It kinda upsets me that.my friends dont let me help them, despite me making way more than most of them and they are clearly struggling. Personally id just say thanks and take the W friendo. May seem weird but somrtimes its good to let people feel like they helped, even if you dont "NEED" it.
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Reply to TIFU, might have colon cancer by Im_InYour_Balls
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DogThrowawaay OP t1_j277rr9 wrote
Reply to comment by brilliantrk in TIFU by talking excitedly about food and beating inflation…in front of a literal millionaire by DogThrowawaay
I’m cringing so hard tho. I don’t like to take free things, because in my experience there are strings attached.
Nurs3Rob OP t1_j27huhm wrote
Reply to comment by DannkHippo in TIFU by hiring a contractor to tell me I hadn't turned on a switch. by Nurs3Rob
It was kind of funny in the long run. I just felt bad for my HVAC guy because he detoured from another job to come fix this.
He did say my wiring was 100% correct and my only mistake was not knowing about the door switch. So I guess I did okay overall.