Recent comments in /f/tifu
andrewholding t1_j28g1db wrote
Reply to TIFU, might have colon cancer by Im_InYour_Balls
I went through this in my late 30s. We found I had polyps that needed removing but not cancer. Best of luck for the colonoscopy, all you can do is get it checked. Don’t avoid that.
You’re really young for bowel cancer, so don’t panic, it could be a few things. Just get make sure you get it checked. What will be will be. But getting check and having answers is the best outcome right now.
If I can help DMs are open. The experience sucked but I’m managing fine now.
JonseyMcFly t1_j28g0le wrote
Reply to TIFU by talking excitedly about food and beating inflation…in front of a literal millionaire by DogThrowawaay
Today I probably made the world a little bit better for place by making someone a little bit more aware of class struggles.
Fix that title for your Op, sorry if it was awkward for you
ComprehensiveFact752 t1_j28fyfj wrote
Reply to comment by Pleasant_Broccoli451 in TIFU by fighting an ex boyfriend and going to a club with friends a week later by Pleasant_Broccoli451
Welcome to equality world then i guess. I assume you're a chic since no dude would ever get the idea of trying to talk to the manager. Sometimes you just won't get into the club. Just because you're a dude.
I know, this has nothing to do with your initial story. I just had to point it out. Have a good one though.
ed190 t1_j28fkzl wrote
Tinder swindler ?
fliguana t1_j28er06 wrote
Reply to TIFU by being outsmarted by my 3 year old by 3oclockam
Lmao!
In a few years, Timmy can show you how to use tv without the remote.
moan_of_the_arc t1_j28e2cp wrote
Reply to comment by DogThrowawaay in TIFU by talking excitedly about food and beating inflation…in front of a literal millionaire by DogThrowawaay
Just thank her, accept it a couple of times, and then tell her you've got a bonus at your job or something and thank for helping in tough times. She'll stop once she thinks you're back on your feet or whatever.
Vipertje t1_j28d8t6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by talking excitedly about food and beating inflation…in front of a literal millionaire by DogThrowawaay
Actually millionaires have the same problems you have. When the multiplier to that million is applied it's when the problems start going away.
baNNassa t1_j28cwvt wrote
Reply to comment by geosaus in TIFU by not locking the door to the bedroom… by ShortCartographers
lower kissing
Dagmar_Overbye t1_j28csdh wrote
Reply to comment by monkeysandmicrowaves in TIFU and almost killed my whole family by lizziebordensbae
My back is just fine thank you
ComfortableMess3145 OP t1_j28ccro wrote
Reply to comment by Oh_No_Its_Dudder in TIFU by accidentally giving both of my grandmother's porn. Update. by ComfortableMess3145
I'm intrigued 🤔
esuardi t1_j28ccfx wrote
1k a year....damn.
martyr1337 t1_j28c4vy wrote
you are 15... wait with that stuff untill you are in college
smokeywokeypokey t1_j28c1iu wrote
Reply to TIFU, might have colon cancer by Im_InYour_Balls
Don’t jump right for the big C. My SO suffers from colitis and his brother suffers from chrons disease, this is an inflammatory condition that affects the bowels and causes bleeding out your bum when untreated.
They both manage it with medication and have been for years with no issue.
Don’t diagnose yourself and don’t plan your funeral until a doctor gives you diagnosis or prognosis.
shardingHarding t1_j28bozm wrote
Reply to comment by Pleasant_Broccoli451 in TIFU by fighting an ex boyfriend and going to a club with friends a week later by Pleasant_Broccoli451
A lot of people are very good at hiding their toxic sides, but to be fair he might have just loved your friend and the pain is unbearable. That said, most bouncers are toxic.
iandriuxas t1_j28botg wrote
You should try going for the world record, so far I believe its 9 meters, you're at least halfway there!
Global_Monk_5778 t1_j28bjjj wrote
Reply to comment by Im_InYour_Balls in TIFU, might have colon cancer by Im_InYour_Balls
At least they’re checking it out now. Something you have to learn about GPs - they’re spread very thin and know a tiny bit about lots of different things. If you ever think they should have done something else or haven’t done enough, don’t ever be afraid to ask to see a different GP for a second opinion. They aren’t specialists about any condition and often haven’t even heard of some of them that I have! So don’t ever be afraid to push for more help if you feel you need it.
Oh_No_Its_Dudder t1_j28ayn6 wrote
When I was 12 or 13 I remember reading a book from the library called Freaks' Amour. It was.........different.
Pleasant_Broccoli451 OP t1_j28avyp wrote
Reply to comment by ComprehensiveFact752 in TIFU by fighting an ex boyfriend and going to a club with friends a week later by Pleasant_Broccoli451
I'm usually the least karen-y person ever but I felt mistreated in this situation. Him not allowing me in the club was simply because he didn't like me. Because I told him to not yell at or hit my best friend.
I wouldn't have asked for the manager if he said we weren't dressed properly (dresscode) of if the club was fully loaded - but it was simply subjective and that's unfair.
ComprehensiveFact752 t1_j28anwb wrote
Reply to TIFU by fighting an ex boyfriend and going to a club with friends a week later by Pleasant_Broccoli451
Ok Karen, why insist on talking to the Manager?
OkVolume1 t1_j28a8tc wrote
She's experimenting with crocheting needles, but you're the one doing the poking.
aravelrevyn t1_j28a1db wrote
Reply to comment by DogThrowawaay in TIFU by talking excitedly about food and beating inflation…in front of a literal millionaire by DogThrowawaay
They rich they have plenty to spare.
fatbluntforcetrauma t1_j289n90 wrote
Reply to comment by Gloomy_Ad9290 in TIFU by using my kids hoverboard by Gloomy_Ad9290
oh mb i read the second last sentence wrong, i thought you'd attached an image lol
Throwawayplayers OP t1_j289db9 wrote
Reply to comment by naph8it in TIFU by cumming on my girlfriends crocheting project by Throwawayplayers
I guess I should have clarified, she’s been utilizing her families help on it from time to time so now there will be questions that we’d really rather not answer honestly
recyclable-trash OP t1_j289bx2 wrote
Reply to comment by Verbenaplant in TIFU by joining a gym and immediately regretting it by recyclable-trash
I used to go to a UBX in my old town and that was good because you just followed a circuit and I could get help but mostly keep my earbuds in. But I left because it was too expensive and I started using an app to work out at home. I’m still considering some other options like a Pilates studio nearby to do occasionally with my home stuff, but I definitely am just feeling overwhelmed by everything at the moment
moarbooms t1_j28g3lv wrote
Reply to TIFU by sending money to a stranger on a dating app by nothing4everx
seems like everyone has a scam story around here, I'll share mine I met a girl here on reddit who needed money to fly out and see me while her place was being repaired for some water damage. She got into a "car crash broke her phone" but still magically found a way to ask for cash to get things squared away on her end. I'm still waiting for her visit, you guys think I've waited enough? or should I have more patience? lol