Recent comments in /f/tifu
Batfern t1_j2994uo wrote
Ghosting is for cowards and assholes. Just tell him he’s going to fast or that your no longer interested. If he doesn’t take it well that’s when you block/ghost him.
H3ll_Pr0digy t1_j298y1m wrote
Reply to comment by Duality26 in TIFU by sleeping with a girl while I had scabbies by [deleted]
Arent scabies bugs that burrow into your skin? Like... isn't that where the rash comes from? I've googled scabies a lot cause it's my worst fear.
Youngestmark t1_j298gxf wrote
[deleted] OP t1_j2988g5 wrote
Reply to comment by Duality26 in TIFU by sleeping with a girl while I had scabbies by [deleted]
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ricnilotra t1_j2981ts wrote
yeah, ive been on dating apps for a while and nobody asking for gas money is ever gonna show up.
Splyce123 t1_j297wvq wrote
Do you mean "scabies"? Because "scabbies" is an insult my Scottish father-in-law uses.
Paranoia_Pizza t1_j297m5l wrote
Lol just go get the STD test and give her the clean bill of health once you get it.
Then text her being like "so is it the scabies or are you itching to see me again?" 😅
Edited to add - always use protection too!!
Duality26 t1_j297hq4 wrote
Lol Scabbies isn't some life threatening disease, nor some crazy incurable STD.
It's a rash, you're life is far from over. Get a grip.
Icouldusesomerock t1_j2978ut wrote
Damn that’s some pirate stuff right there. Probably thinks your captain Long John Dickweed
Willem_the_Silent t1_j296eov wrote
Reply to TIFU by turning down a guy I really liked because of my anxiety and now I can’t stop regretting it by babysharkso
& she's 22, everyone
Squigglepig52 t1_j295tke wrote
No, dude. Seriously, who thinks high school courses would have an unlimited amount of time to complete?
MakeHasteNoah t1_j294z2q wrote
Reply to TIFU by fighting an ex boyfriend and going to a club with friends a week later by Pleasant_Broccoli451
Bouncers hahaha small dick energy from all of them.
Chrysalisair t1_j294x4y wrote
Reply to TIFU by turning down a guy I really liked because of my anxiety and now I can’t stop regretting it by babysharkso
Its easy to think someone is your perfect type and see this as a massive missed opportunity. But turns out life isn't that simple at all.
There's no one right person for you. There are people that will be different levels of good and despite that you'll still have to fight to make things work. And often the kind of person people think will be right for them isn't.
Basically there's very little to regret because there was no definite positive outcome. But there's an opportunity to realise a few things about yourself here, and maybe look into that anxiety/awkwardness.
(Maybe ask: What was your subconscious scared of?)
serf_mobile t1_j294ttj wrote
Reply to TIFU, might have colon cancer by Im_InYour_Balls
It's extraordinarily rare for people under 30 to have colon/colorectal cancer. I went to the doctor a handful of years ago for some digestive system issues and my doc told me the #1 reason by far for blood in your stool in younger people is hemorrhoids.
You absolutely need to get checked out, but I personally have way, WAY too much experience fearing the worst about things only to find out in the end it was some minor shit that was pretty easily resolved. Stressing over what might be, only makes you miserable for no reason at all. Get answers first before thinking the absolute worst.
Squigglepig52 t1_j294s13 wrote
Reply to comment by OkVolume1 in TIFU by cumming on my girlfriends crocheting project by Throwawayplayers
It's all fun and games until the sounding starts.
akai_tsubaki t1_j29464e wrote
Reply to comment by wojtekpolska in TIFU by being outsmarted by my 3 year old by 3oclockam
Infrared is only on Xiaomi these days. But all of them have it
TooOldForThis--- t1_j293lns wrote
My father used to say “If you lend someone money and never see them again, it was money well spent.” He is the loser here, not you.
fenrslfr t1_j2930o5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by being outsmarted by my 3 year old by 3oclockam
You are screwed if he puts one on mom.
[deleted] t1_j292v11 wrote
Reply to comment by Tanagrabelle in TIFU by sending money to a stranger on a dating app by nothing4everx
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ComfortableMess3145 OP t1_j292t6c wrote
Reply to comment by brightmiff in TIFU by accidentally giving both of my grandmother's porn. Update. by ComfortableMess3145
I do, just a little perplexed at people's need to point out one grammatical mistake 😅 like they never make mistakes.
I get where I went wrong and its funny. 😆
slavnar95 t1_j2921xt wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by talking excitedly about food and beating inflation…in front of a literal millionaire by DogThrowawaay
My moms mother starved her as a kid. They were upper middle class (Grandfather was a banker) and they came from money. Her mom would only feed them oatmeal in the morning, a sandwich and a piece of fruit for lunch, and usually a hamburger patty, some sort of starch and salad for dinner. No snacks. No extra. Her youngest brother got to eat whatever he wanted. So, my mom got maybe 1000 calories a day as a growing kid, max.
So now as an adult she FEEDS any hungry kid or adult.
TheCornerGoblin t1_j291yc9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by turning down a guy I really liked because of my anxiety and now I can’t stop regretting it by babysharkso
I really really hope he has a reddit account and likes TIFU
thurrrst0n t1_j291w0x wrote
Reply to comment by atomicitalian in TIFU by turning down a guy I really liked because of my anxiety and now I can’t stop regretting it by babysharkso
I hear you. You’re probably right. Not knowing what keeping the distance meant, I said “if,” but I potentially drew a conclusion
Lumpy-Ad-3201 t1_j291rys wrote
Reply to comment by Im_InYour_Balls in TIFU, might have colon cancer by Im_InYour_Balls
Pepto is composed of pink bismuth, and even though it works, doctors aren't completely sure exactly why. They have some strong theories that make sense medically, but the exact mechanism isn't known. When you digest it, your body breaks it down to bismuth and other things. Since bismuth is essentially inert in the digestive system, it gets moved out as what it is: ultra-fine particles of a dull grey metal.
It makes poops turn grey or black, in some cases. Totally normal.
AllanfromWales1 t1_j2994wv wrote
Reply to comment by Duality26 in TIFU by sleeping with a girl while I had scabbies by [deleted]
> Scabies is a contagious skin condition caused by tiny mites that burrow into the skin.
Worth avoiding.