Recent comments in /f/tifu
ipadkill3r t1_j29k45n wrote
Reply to comment by Youngestmark in TIFU by turning down a guy I really liked because of my anxiety and now I can’t stop regretting it by babysharkso
Women ☕️?
Nathan-Stubblefield t1_j29jlac wrote
Surprised that didn't make her crotchety.
ResponsibleNothing10 t1_j29jh88 wrote
Reply to TIFU by turning down a guy I really liked because of my anxiety and now I can’t stop regretting it by babysharkso
What concert was it and when? Let’s find him
Nathan-Stubblefield t1_j29j6cq wrote
Reply to TIFU by talking excitedly about food and beating inflation…in front of a literal millionaire by DogThrowawaay
A "millionaire" is someone with a new worth of a million dollars. Equity in the house (and vacation home), personal property, brokerage account, IRA, equity in businesses, other investment properties. Most managers in corporations, doctors, lawyers, engineers, etc have well over a million.
Shishire t1_j29ijyo wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking two edibles by Titanwaves
Yeah, in the future, we recommend 2 hours before you consider taking another one. We've found that depending upon a variety of factors including how recently you've eaten, it can take anywhere from 30 to 120 minutes for the dose to hit you.
You definitely don't want to be high in public until you're a bit more comfortable with it, as it can be a very disorienting experience, as you found out.
YamDong t1_j29i09o wrote
One simple rule: never give money online to anyone that you have not met in person. No matter what excuse they give.
Schaden666 t1_j29h4b0 wrote
Reply to comment by TroublemakingB in TIFU by sleeping with a girl while I had scabbies by [deleted]
It's a STD.
H3ll_Pr0digy t1_j29g8bg wrote
Reply to comment by Sufficient-Ad451 in TIFU by sleeping with a girl while I had scabbies by [deleted]
Lol wouldn't dream of it
Paranoia_Pizza t1_j29g3ch wrote
Reply to comment by MotoHULK in TIFU by sleeping with a girl while I had scabbies by [deleted]
If the sexy time was ok it'd definitely work on me tbh
Sufficient-Ad451 t1_j29fyv8 wrote
Reply to comment by H3ll_Pr0digy in TIFU by sleeping with a girl while I had scabbies by [deleted]
Please do yourself a favor and don’t visit r/bedbugs
MotoHULK t1_j29eztp wrote
Reply to comment by Paranoia_Pizza in TIFU by sleeping with a girl while I had scabbies by [deleted]
If that doesn't get him a 2nd chance it wasn't meant to be
I_Need_Leaded_GAS t1_j29eyfq wrote
Reply to TIFU by being outsmarted by my 3 year old by 3oclockam
Put your name on his forehead. Done deal.
Jesse_jessy t1_j29evac wrote
Reply to TIFU by turning down a guy I really liked because of my anxiety and now I can’t stop regretting it by babysharkso
Sometimes just say, 'fuck it, what do I have to loose?'
gsc187 t1_j29eki6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by turning down a guy I really liked because of my anxiety and now I can’t stop regretting it by babysharkso
Just hit him back up and explain that
AllanfromWales1 t1_j29e5a8 wrote
Reply to comment by Paranoia_Pizza in TIFU by sleeping with a girl while I had scabbies by [deleted]
Depends what you mean by 'fairly easily'. Permethrin cream is reasonably effective, but not in all cases.
H3ll_Pr0digy t1_j29dzfv wrote
Reply to comment by TroublemakingB in TIFU by sleeping with a girl while I had scabbies by [deleted]
It's like bed bugs. People just encounter them then they spread around. That's what I figure anyway but I'm not a scientist
thinkwithyourdipstik t1_j29dt0a wrote
Reply to TIFU by talking excitedly about food and beating inflation…in front of a literal millionaire by DogThrowawaay
My girlfriend's parents are like this, they are not millionaires, but well off. I am a single man living on my own living paycheck to paycheck and my girls dad sees that (he also struggled when he was around my age). Her family ALWAYS makes extra food to send home so I have something to eat for a few days, they are just taking care of you like you were theirs, I had to get over that and realized that they were looking after me and not looking down on me.
TroublemakingB t1_j29dpzi wrote
Reply to comment by H3ll_Pr0digy in TIFU by sleeping with a girl while I had scabbies by [deleted]
WTF do the bugs come from?
Paranoia_Pizza t1_j29del9 wrote
Reply to comment by AllanfromWales1 in TIFU by sleeping with a girl while I had scabbies by [deleted]
Its still treatable fairly easily though isn't it?
cantnameguzy t1_j29cvng wrote
Reply to comment by Pleasant_Broccoli451 in TIFU by fighting an ex boyfriend and going to a club with friends a week later by Pleasant_Broccoli451
You didnt tell the whole story. From what i read your friend did something shitty and you defended her cause "friends". What happened between them that made him so angry at her?
HystericalMan t1_j29cb9i wrote
Reply to comment by Paranoia_Pizza in TIFU by sleeping with a girl while I had scabbies by [deleted]
Thank you for the positivity homeslice
jakkiljr t1_j29behg wrote
Reply to TIFU by turning down a guy I really liked because of my anxiety and now I can’t stop regretting it by babysharkso
You fucked up...we all have at one time or another...oh well...move on.
HystericalMan t1_j29b9n4 wrote
Reply to comment by AllanfromWales1 in TIFU by sleeping with a girl while I had scabbies by [deleted]
Valid.
eatshoney t1_j299lwx wrote
Reply to TIFU by turning down a guy I really liked because of my anxiety and now I can’t stop regretting it by babysharkso
I think the right person includes many things, including timing. He may have been the perfect guy for you at some point but obviously not the perfect guy for you at this time. I would take this as an indication that the anxiety you mentioned is now interfering with what you want for your life and do something about it. Therapy, medication, try different but healthy coping mechanisms, etc. Whatever you need to not be filled with gut churning regret.
dantodd t1_j29k5tv wrote
Reply to TIFU by turning down a guy I really liked because of my anxiety and now I can’t stop regretting it by babysharkso
"Why don't guys know that I'm still interested even though I have trouble recording myself" . .
"Why don't guys take a hint when I don't show interest after they ask me out "