Put a sticker with your name on him so everything he owns you own

You know, I often feel like a dumbass but then I read posts like this and realize I’m not. Thanks OP.

Ex calls up crying? Yeah, that was never going to end well.

Can't be that great if your willing to even think about cheating. I see no good from lying or secrets, only harm.

"Reconnecting with an ex GF" read a lot better than "TIFU by being a scumbag cheater"

Another massive W for toilet flushing fetishists. Thank you for your service.

Neither is she.

(Hopefully).

Unconscious and subconscious are VERY different things my friend.

Definitely! See if you can find some 2.5mg gummies (they do exist), and try taking, one night at a time, 5mg, 7.5mg, 10mg, and 12.5mg on a full stomach. You might not feel the 5mg or 7.5mg, but you should definitely feel the others, and can use that to gauge future doses.

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Bump 😂

Time for his gf to move on. OP sorry but you're a f-ing asshole for this, there's no way in hell you didn't know what you were doing. Work on yourself and all that, sure, but away from the poor girl, what'd she do to deserve it?

Not OP but thank you for this.

Right haha.. I had an ex's friend get in touch with me and be like "she just broke up with so and so and it's just devastated could you maybe talk to her and console her" That's gonna be a no from me dog.. I hadn't talked to her on years and was a bit shocked that I was the first option. Remember the good memories but leave that shit in the past.

Along with the fact that the courses were purchased for $50 each

Because they're online courses and none of the assignments have due dates? Along with that, through signing up, purchasing and completing courses, it is never mentioned

Well that was a stupid decision.

I have my regerts.

Unresolved attachments and low self esteem.

This post was directed by Steven Spielberg and Christopher Nolan, they wanted you to endure the plot twist signifying the confusion and downturn of the story to convey the point, Humanity is a complex thing.

When your one time mistake destroys your great relationship? Yeah. And you never lie to anyone do you. You have no secrets you don’t want to reveal. 😇

You seem like a fickle man.

Oh she def knows their reddit. You fucked up OP.

The word "pert" was used more times than I ever cared to read in my life.

There will be other sparks. Live and learn.