Recent comments in /f/tifu
Sorta_machinist t1_j2b5dkw wrote
Your a damn cannon!!! Kaboom kaboom kaboom!!!!
iamrayuu OP t1_j2b5di5 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by accidentally walking out of work by iamrayuu
I called her within the same 5 minutes I was processing my F up and I offered to come back in and make up for the time lost and continue to help, but she said there was no need.
I also offered over a formal email to work with them if they needed me or to make up the time which was also declined. I’m just gonna be receiving an attendance point which can rack up enough to get me fired but I am not worried about that as I know I am usually pretty good nowadays as far as my attendance goes!
Piggywonkle t1_j2b52id wrote
Reply to comment by 3oclockam in TIFU by being outsmarted by my 3 year old by 3oclockam
checks phone and sees sticker
"Oh sheeeeeit"
OchoZeroCinco t1_j2b4z39 wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally walking out of work by iamrayuu
If anything bad happens, reply with, "why so angry? I thought stoners were cool and mellow. Let it go."
molossus99 t1_j2b4ule wrote
Reply to TIFU by reconnecting with my EX girlfriend by Ltislande
You fucked up big time and hopefully your current gf will move on as she deserves better and you deserve to feel the full weight of the damage you caused. It’s wasn’t just a mistake. It was a deliberate choice to betray your gf. Learn from this. Never cheat. Ever. I’m crossing my fingers she has the sense to not try to stay with you — it’s terrible from the perspective of the one being cheated on.
BartHarleyJarvis- t1_j2b4ss2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally walking out of work by iamrayuu
Stoner moment.
[deleted] t1_j2b4m86 wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally walking out of work by iamrayuu
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Fudbuster2000 t1_j2b4kb7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by talking excitedly about food and beating inflation…in front of a literal millionaire by DogThrowawaay
Just accept and give any excess to your local shelter.
SmoothJazziz1 t1_j2b4jrb wrote
Reply to TIFU, might have colon cancer by Im_InYour_Balls
Given your age I would say that is highly unlikely you have colon cancer (CC). Everything I've read and heard posits that CC typically presents after 40. I'm positive there are exceptions but at this point I would say get bloodwork, a thorough exam and a colonoscopy as soon as you can. Bleeding is a sign something is wrong, but it could just be something that's easily treatable like hemorrhoids, or a bowel disorder that can be managed with a change in diet/medication.
I am a CC survivor; I was diagnosed in 2009, had resection surgery in 2010 and I am typing this to you today. CC is typically a slow growing cancer and can be treated without chemo/radiation if it is caught early on. My Oncologist estimated mine had been growing for 4/5 years before it presented symptoms.
When my family broke the news of the diagnosis to me, my very first response was, "Ok, what do we have to do next? Whatever you do, stay positive regardless of the results, as worrying, in itself, can cause health issues. In the meantime: evaluate your diet, eliminate as much junk food as you can, increase your intake of vegetables/fruit and exercise. Maintaining a healthy diet and exercise program is the key to increasing your chances of fighting off whatever you are diagnosed with.
Let us know how things turn out and have as happy of a New Year as you can.
sl1mlim t1_j2b4j8v wrote
Reply to TIFU by turning down a guy I really liked because of my anxiety and now I can’t stop regretting it by babysharkso
Surely Reddit sleuths can find him?
[deleted] t1_j2b4a43 wrote
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Psycho_Kronos t1_j2b3p56 wrote
Reply to TIFU by fighting an ex boyfriend and going to a club with friends a week later by Pleasant_Broccoli451
Doesn't surprise me that the club owner is complicit with an abuser and in fact penalised the wrong person. Clubbers usually aren't the best or brightest.
cpsbstmf t1_j2b2ukt wrote
A grand? Geez. That's too much imo
Impressive_Teach9188 t1_j2b2qf6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking two edibles by Titanwaves
Also in the future if you eat fatty foods before taking them it will increase the effects. Personally I recommend a scoop of peanut butter right before taking an edible because it's high in good fats and allows the marijuana to be absorbed by you system easier (also I'm a huge peanut butter lover)
ItsJustMeBeinCurious t1_j2b2owb wrote
Planet Fitness has a $99 annual deal each December. If you aren’t familiar with a gym environment this is a fairly painless way to explore.
dumbgenius42 t1_j2b2n3d wrote
Reply to comment by schnager in TIFU by turning down a guy I really liked because of my anxiety and now I can’t stop regretting it by babysharkso
Do you have an anxiety disorder because I do my gut tells me a simple drive to go get snacks will get me into an accident sadly for people with anxiety our gut can't be trusted as much
Psycho_Kronos t1_j2b2k69 wrote
Reply to comment by I_Need_Leaded_GAS in TIFU by fighting an ex boyfriend and going to a club with friends a week later by Pleasant_Broccoli451
She lives on Mt Olympus.
Violingirl58 t1_j2b2h47 wrote
Reply to TIFU by talking excitedly about food and beating inflation…in front of a literal millionaire by DogThrowawaay
Just tell her thank you, let it be a gift as intended. Although maybe next year, come up with some conversation ideas ahead of time lol.
CunnyMaggots t1_j2b27uk wrote
Reply to comment by kimmyorjimmy in TIFU by cumming on my girlfriends crocheting project by Throwawayplayers
He came on the paper template, not the actual yarn.
aktorsyl t1_j2b24bu wrote
Reply to comment by Gloomy_Ad9290 in TIFU by using my kids hoverboard by Gloomy_Ad9290
Still get it checked. Concussion is often silent and latent until it isn't.
TheGoodSquirt t1_j2b1wds wrote
Reply to TIFU by reconnecting with my EX girlfriend by Ltislande
Nervous_Mobile5323 t1_j2b1gmk wrote
Reply to TIFU by talking excitedly about food and beating inflation…in front of a literal millionaire by DogThrowawaay
If their family is anything like mine and the other people I know from families that survived the Holocaust, you should know that giving food doesn't mean "I pity you", it means "I consider you family".
arquistar t1_j2b1bgr wrote
Reply to comment by SlowCrates in TIFU by reconnecting with my EX girlfriend by Ltislande
Should have brought current gf along
RandyLeRam t1_j2b1acv wrote
Reply to comment by compellor in TIFU by turning down a guy I really liked because of my anxiety and now I can’t stop regretting it by babysharkso
What about rugrats?
Sorta_machinist t1_j2b5jat wrote
Reply to comment by manonymus in TIFU by cumming on my girlfriends crocheting project by Throwawayplayers
This☝🏽😂😂😂😂😂☝🏽😂😂😂😂