Recent comments in /f/tifu
SkyrimIsForTheNerds t1_j2bteqj wrote
You didn’t wear gloves before doing it, but you can wear gloves tomorrow! Not like, latex ones, but cool ones.
bag-of-tigers t1_j2bta3s wrote
Get some flashy gloves and lean into it!
[deleted] OP t1_j2bt8xy wrote
shinram t1_j2bsyo9 wrote
Reply to comment by ConsiderationFar2038 in TIFU by reconnecting with my EX girlfriend by Ltislande
Sir_Gnome t1_j2bsxek wrote
Reply to comment by paperyes in TIFU by telling my gf’s three older brothers about how rough their sister likes it [FINAL UPDATE] by [deleted]
First, you must be rich.
Earguy t1_j2bsw5y wrote
Reply to comment by choma90 in TIFU by going on a Grindr date by FoldPsychological589
Sorry. Ive been on the internet since 1992 or so.
314backwardsispie t1_j2bsss4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by being outsmarted by my 3 year old by 3oclockam
Isnt kindergarten 5-6?
whymypersonality t1_j2bsj7g wrote
Reply to comment by paperyes in TIFU by telling my gf’s three older brothers about how rough their sister likes it [FINAL UPDATE] by [deleted]
This lmao. I grew up in a family that was barely hitting poverty limit. My ex’s family took me in when I was 15 and pregnant with their grand baby. They were a lower middle class family. First Christmas rolled around and they asked for everyone to make a wishlist. Ex’s mom pulled me aside later and told me that I didn’t ask for enough and that I should put down more things or ask for a more expensive item. I ended up getting a new phone and a Fitbit for Christmas, and then a LOT of what I had originally asked for. Which was coffee mugs and travel tumblers, and throw blankets. I felt like it was too much and it was really awkward lmao. The next year they got me a Samsung watch and a bunch of high end makeup, and more coffee cups and tumblers because I honestly have a weird obsession with them. I’m obviously not with my sons dad anymore but I’m still on really good terms with his mom and sister, to the point that they’re really excited about the soon to be new baby (from a different dad, my current partner) and plan on attending my baby shower lol.
punkennial t1_j2bs88n wrote
Reply to comment by lostrealityuk in TIFU by telling my gf’s three older brothers about how rough their sister likes it [FINAL UPDATE] by [deleted]
“I know I said your sister like it rough but let me tell you about your mom…”
Throwawayplayers OP t1_j2bs7mi wrote
Reply to comment by Psycho_Kronos in TIFU by cumming on my girlfriends crocheting project by Throwawayplayers
It was just the paper template that got soaked, the actual yarn was thankfully missed
Jenn31709 t1_j2bs4yf wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on a Grindr date by FoldPsychological589
I'm glad you're safe! Next time, stay in the bar and make a scene. Don't go outside, stay where there are witnesses. Go over to the bartender or scream and yell, anything to get someone's attention.
Jonatc87 t1_j2bs1nn wrote
Reply to comment by ConvivialKat in TIFU by turning down a guy I really liked because of my anxiety and now I can’t stop regretting it by babysharkso
So much this. Learn to forgive yourself.
Throwawayplayers OP t1_j2bs0nv wrote
Reply to comment by CunnyMaggots in TIFU by cumming on my girlfriends crocheting project by Throwawayplayers
Thankfully
Debleckpenta t1_j2brt23 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my gf’s three older brothers about how rough their sister likes it [FINAL UPDATE] by [deleted]
my man here is starting a cinematic universe with all these updates
sploogus t1_j2brlzt wrote
He just needed to shit bro
[deleted] OP t1_j2bre5u wrote
Reply to comment by bru_tkd in TIFU by telling my gf’s three older brothers about how rough their sister likes it [FINAL UPDATE] by [deleted]
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pogiguy2020 t1_j2br9sa wrote
Reply to comment by Earguy in TIFU by going on a Grindr date by FoldPsychological589
OK and only one person won the 1 billion dollar lottery. So they are the 1%, LOL
loves_cereal t1_j2br70r wrote
Reply to comment by TheMeltingDevil in TIFU by telling my gf’s three older brothers about how rough their sister likes it [FINAL UPDATE] by [deleted]
Show some respect! Fuck her for at least a minute.
iamamuttonhead t1_j2br4e3 wrote
Just rock the look. It was intentional.
hans_jobs t1_j2br427 wrote
Reply to comment by TheMeltingDevil in TIFU by telling my gf’s three older brothers about how rough their sister likes it [FINAL UPDATE] by [deleted]
There’s still time for that to happen.
choma90 t1_j2br1gs wrote
Reply to comment by Earguy in TIFU by going on a Grindr date by FoldPsychological589
I think you spelled YMCA wrong but I don't know how is that relevant to the previous part of your comment
You_Are_The_Username t1_j2br0iy wrote
"Hi, is your toilet running? It is? Well you better go and catch it!!" 😂
iridescentrae t1_j2bqul4 wrote
Reply to comment by SirSteve1968 in TIFU by turning down a guy I really liked because of my anxiety and now I can’t stop regretting it by babysharkso
Also maybe TikTok and Instagram.
iridescentrae t1_j2bqt6x wrote
Reply to comment by SirSteve1968 in TIFU by turning down a guy I really liked because of my anxiety and now I can’t stop regretting it by babysharkso
Nextdoor and Facebook as well.
NYCmob79 t1_j2btkl8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my gf’s three older brothers about how rough their sister likes it [FINAL UPDATE] by [deleted]
I laughed so hard that I got a headache Lol