Recent comments in /f/tifu
throwawayloser22002 t1_j2c32pk wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by destroying my body and financial future by [deleted]
Haven’t checked that one out, but I regularly am on r/lose it on my main account for the past few months. That’s helped quite a bit.
OhNoTheDawnPatrol t1_j2c31d7 wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU By answering the phone with “whore” by SunnyGirl_TF2
I told OP this is what happened! Nobody listens to me...
eluciidation t1_j2c30cv wrote
maybe he flushed something down the toilet
TimeToMoveOn223 t1_j2c2zr8 wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU By answering the phone with “whore” by SunnyGirl_TF2
I will give you mine and my mothers maiden name if you call.
Acer018 t1_j2c2xdx wrote
I like that story.
OhNoTheDawnPatrol t1_j2c2wv5 wrote
Reply to comment by SunnyGirl_TF2 in TIFU By answering the phone with “whore” by SunnyGirl_TF2
I prefer my explanation, but if you're gonna bring logic and reason into it...
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j2c2pok wrote
Someone help me out, what’s the sub where people post inspirational fitness progress? OP needs to scroll through that and get inspired that she is not destined to be 300 lbs, and that with dedication and focus, she can change her life
EDIT: found it, it’s r/progresspics
raz0rflea t1_j2c2oi0 wrote
This is hilarious, that poor lady hahahaha
DredgenYorMother t1_j2c2lvc wrote
You have to check if he swapped the toilet for a toilet the exact same size as your friends except with a joke hole that's just for farts. Did he replace your friends real toilet with a fart toilet? Is this what happened to you?
SunnyGirl_TF2 OP t1_j2c2c5i wrote
Reply to comment by OhNoTheDawnPatrol in TIFU By answering the phone with “whore” by SunnyGirl_TF2
I think it has to do with the fact that some room numbers were changed last minute, there was a family that tried entering our room the first day and we had to explain to them that they have a new room, so maybe it stemmed from that? She may have had the original room number written down wrong or something.
lemon_peppah_wings t1_j2c29l5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on a Grindr date by FoldPsychological589
I'm sorry this happened to you!
When my friends and I were in the dating scene we would: -share screenshot of the person's profile/pic(s)
- share location
- send a text when we changed locations or were how safe
We would even offer to call after a certain time which would give the other person an excuse to bounce.
Maybe we took too many precautions but dating can be scary. You don't know who is kind vs a predator.
I'm glad you met up in a public place tho! I see too many stories of people meeting at their homes.
queeny_meany t1_j2c296s wrote
Reply to comment by MarkBenec in TIFU by being a Fat Scrooge. by I_ForgotMyOldAccount
She would have zipped it up for him. And for a $40 donation she would have done it with her teeth.
yupim99 t1_j2c26o7 wrote
Face cleaning wipes work for me. The neutrogena grapefruit ones work best for some reason.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j2c23kw wrote
I like being called dirty names because I’m a bad girl, can you tell me your number?
floridaman250 t1_j2c1x1z wrote
Reply to TIFU by reconnecting with my EX girlfriend by Ltislande
I'd breakup with your current partner out of respect. If they're even thinking of being with you still they are not making a wise decision. You fucked up hard now it's time to be a man and move on..
LeftStatistician7989 t1_j2c1vp9 wrote
Diluted bleach. I know I know it’s bad for you but just do some cleaning…
OhNoTheDawnPatrol t1_j2c1thd wrote
How did she dial the wrong number again after the incident? I'd say the caller fucked up more.
Unless the caller likes getting called names like that, in which case you just missed out on making a very special new friend.
Khakikadet t1_j2c1t54 wrote
That'd a fair response at that hour. You are forgiven.
markedforpie t1_j2c1k72 wrote
Okay so I know of two things that take hair dye off like magic.
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hand sanitizer. Put it on your hands and it rubs right off.
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for more serious dye take a rag and moisten it. Not too wet. Then put some dawn dish soap and baking soda on it. And rub with it.
Both worked on pink dye for me.
smudgetimeusa t1_j2c18jh wrote
Reply to TIFU by reconnecting with my EX girlfriend by Ltislande
You kinda dumb.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j2c1730 wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally walking out of work by iamrayuu
You better super double check the clock the next time there’s is daylight savings time
[deleted] t1_j2c0kko wrote
Reply to comment by DogThrowawaay in TIFU by talking excitedly about food and beating inflation…in front of a literal millionaire by DogThrowawaay
One of the many perks of being rich is you don’t have to attach strings when being generous to someone you want to help. Let her feel good about herself, unless accepting her help is truly causing you anguish.
If you need to, think of it as you doing her a favor by letting her share something she wants to share with you. I can guarantee you it makes her feel good to share with you.
fancyantler t1_j2c0itp wrote
Have you ever heard the idea that ruminating on the past is depression and ruminating on the future is anxiety?
It sounds like you may suffer from depression and anxiety. Skin picking is called dermatillomania or excoriation disorder - it comes under the umbrella of anxiety and compulsion. But great news - there’s help for this! Today is a new day and a great day to start making positive changes. Schedule an appointment with a psychiatrist and a psychologist, and start your journey to health & well-being.
I also recommend finding some self-help podcasts that resonate with you. One that I find personally helpful is Christine Hassler’s Over It and On With It
night_priestess t1_j2c09qt wrote
Reply to TIFU by reconnecting with my EX girlfriend by Ltislande
You are stupider than a box of rocks
Ok-Pomegranate-5746 t1_j2c333w wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on a Grindr date by FoldPsychological589
How scary for you! Perhaps to get to know someone , meet during the day and don’t have a drink. Find out whether or not there is any chemistry in a safe place .