Recent comments in /f/tifu
nnote t1_j2cejal wrote
Sorry, don't get pets. You need to take care of yourself first.
Failp0 t1_j2cegr6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by ruining my wife's wedding bouquet by PghMe101
Just an idea... you could save a petal or a couple and get a necklace made with them?
WhatTheKai t1_j2ce7m1 wrote
Reply to TIFU by turning down a guy I really liked because of my anxiety and now I can’t stop regretting it by babysharkso
Don’t regret things like these take it as learning experiences , still young don’t let shit like this tear you down
pamonmedia t1_j2ce720 wrote
Reply to TIFU by reconnecting with my EX girlfriend by Ltislande
Hope u at least banged the ex for that new breakup coming. I mean if it were just cuddling and then a breakup I wouldn’t have told new person. Make up something n move on
primeline31 t1_j2ce1gs wrote
Reply to TIFU by being outsmarted by my 3 year old by 3oclockam
Is this a training video? It seems pointless otherwise.
Meowlock t1_j2cduhf wrote
Rubbing alcohol on cotton balls. Be sure to do this in an area with a vent.
Anrui13 t1_j2cdmrp wrote
Reply to comment by someguysomewhere81 in TIFU by going on a Grindr date by FoldPsychological589
I know right? I'm 7 years and counting with my guy.
Lmtycy t1_j2cdio1 wrote
Reply to comment by obsssesk8s in TIFU by destroying my body and financial future by [deleted]
Why don't they teach women this in sex ed seriously. ALWAYS PEE AFTER SEX.
smelling_the_roses t1_j2cdgud wrote
Reply to comment by dabvenny in TIFU by dying my hair bright pink the day before NYE... by Candid_Zebra265
Seconding nail polish remover. I have a soy one that doesn’t destroy your skin to bits like the usual acetone ones, and gets that job done.
giskardwasright t1_j2cdclp wrote
Rubbing alcohol works pretty well
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_j2cd1of wrote
Reply to comment by Zahrad70 in TIFU By answering the phone with “whore” by SunnyGirl_TF2
Tell ss the truth.
What is your fiance's name?
Somewhereinthesea t1_j2cctbb wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally walking out of work by iamrayuu
I was doing shifts in the ER as a doctor. My schedule changed constantly. I accidently left 2 hours early one day... Told everyone goodbye, and went home. It was a couple days before I realized it. We were well covered, obviously.
hjo1210 t1_j2ccr4q wrote
Baking soda and Dawn dish soap. If you don't have baking soda toothpaste with Dawn will work too
OB1KENOB t1_j2cciwh wrote
A wonderful and very well told story
Wahoos667 t1_j2cce3e wrote
Reply to comment by kappsylen in TIFU by reconnecting with my EX girlfriend by Ltislande
Not sure it’s a mate. Uses “them”
osi_layer_one t1_j2cc1nj wrote
Reply to comment by Shishire in TIFU by taking two edibles by Titanwaves
my room mate is a hard core pothead. first thing i hear in the morning is her tapping her bowl out on her nightstand and/or end table to pack a new one. we drive to work and she hits her one-hitter four or five times. i honestly do not know the last time i saw her completely sober...
short story, long... she made a recent trip to a recreationally legal state and made a stop at a dispensary for some edibles. on the way home she stops at her pothead sisters place and they make a couple of trades, one of which was for an Almond Weed candy bar. think almond joy, two little coconut/almond/chocolate concoction.
she gets home, smokes some more, and then eats one of the two AW bars in the package.
two hours later she is FUCKED up. i've never seen her this high. she can barely walk.
i pick up the AW package. it lists the total THC content as 300mg...
she took 150mg, while also occasionally hitting her bowl. her bites of the remaining bar were much smaller.
saltyrobbery t1_j2cbxu0 wrote
Use ash. Like from a fire. Mix it on a cloth with some water and scrub.
ty2cool476 t1_j2cbrpd wrote
alcohol works for me - it helps get the brunt of it out
ipadminihalf t1_j2cbohw wrote
Reply to TIFU by being outsmarted by my 3 year old by 3oclockam
Smart kid, but you can still win. Remove the batteries from that remote, buy a new one and put your name sticker on it.
Friendly_Grocery2890 t1_j2cbm2j wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally walking out of work by iamrayuu
I think you'll be fine, we don't even do daylight savings where I live and once my old work had to open late because me and 1 other person were the only ones who showed up. Everyone else's clocks were an hour behind 🤣 the only reason I knew to check was because I used to live where daylight savings was a thing
[deleted] t1_j2cbkrj wrote
Reply to comment by Savvy_Canadian in TIFU by going on a Grindr date by FoldPsychological589
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danzbboy t1_j2cbk3k wrote
Reply to TIFU by turning down a guy I really liked because of my anxiety and now I can’t stop regretting it by babysharkso
Do you know his full name? These days pretty easy to find someone phone via Instagram, FB, TikTok, etc. I had many missed opportunities in the past, and I knew that living in a big city, if I didn't get that girl's number or email/IG something, chances are we will never meet again. The thought of that always reminds me and gives me the courage to get the contact before we leave each other so there is a second chance of sorts.
Wheaties08 t1_j2cbjmm wrote
Reply to TIFU by reconnecting with my EX girlfriend by Ltislande
Never should've gone to your ex. But, unless u got an STD or her pregnant, u shouldn't have told your current partner. Don't make her feel bad so you can feel better. You fucked up. Live with the guilt and shame.
Everyone thinks you should come clean, you only come clean if it has altering consequences. Like a child or std. You're a POS for doing it, you should have to live with it. Instead you unloaded ur shit on them, and you feel better for coming clean, and now they feel like shit.
Tertiary_platypus t1_j2cbcgo wrote
Reply to comment by activ8r in TIFU by accidentally putting nudes on my story. by shittyfemboyalt
In the uk it is
braveabandon t1_j2cem1f wrote
Reply to TIFU by ruining my wife's wedding bouquet by PghMe101
Nothing lasts forever. Its impressive something so fragile lasted this long. I recommend finding some way/hiring a resin artist to make a new kind of arrangement out of its remains. Worst case scenario, turn its ashes into a carbon diamond, if its beyond salvation.