Recent comments in /f/tifu

braveabandon t1_j2cem1f wrote

Nothing lasts forever. Its impressive something so fragile lasted this long. I recommend finding some way/hiring a resin artist to make a new kind of arrangement out of its remains. Worst case scenario, turn its ashes into a carbon diamond, if its beyond salvation.

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Somewhereinthesea t1_j2cctbb wrote

I was doing shifts in the ER as a doctor. My schedule changed constantly. I accidently left 2 hours early one day... Told everyone goodbye, and went home. It was a couple days before I realized it. We were well covered, obviously.

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osi_layer_one t1_j2cc1nj wrote

Reply to comment by Shishire in TIFU by taking two edibles by Titanwaves

my room mate is a hard core pothead. first thing i hear in the morning is her tapping her bowl out on her nightstand and/or end table to pack a new one. we drive to work and she hits her one-hitter four or five times. i honestly do not know the last time i saw her completely sober...

short story, long... she made a recent trip to a recreationally legal state and made a stop at a dispensary for some edibles. on the way home she stops at her pothead sisters place and they make a couple of trades, one of which was for an Almond Weed candy bar. think almond joy, two little coconut/almond/chocolate concoction.

she gets home, smokes some more, and then eats one of the two AW bars in the package.

two hours later she is FUCKED up. i've never seen her this high. she can barely walk.

i pick up the AW package. it lists the total THC content as 300mg...

she took 150mg, while also occasionally hitting her bowl. her bites of the remaining bar were much smaller.

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Friendly_Grocery2890 t1_j2cbm2j wrote

I think you'll be fine, we don't even do daylight savings where I live and once my old work had to open late because me and 1 other person were the only ones who showed up. Everyone else's clocks were an hour behind 🤣 the only reason I knew to check was because I used to live where daylight savings was a thing

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danzbboy t1_j2cbk3k wrote

Do you know his full name? These days pretty easy to find someone phone via Instagram, FB, TikTok, etc. I had many missed opportunities in the past, and I knew that living in a big city, if I didn't get that girl's number or email/IG something, chances are we will never meet again. The thought of that always reminds me and gives me the courage to get the contact before we leave each other so there is a second chance of sorts.

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Wheaties08 t1_j2cbjmm wrote

Never should've gone to your ex. But, unless u got an STD or her pregnant, u shouldn't have told your current partner. Don't make her feel bad so you can feel better. You fucked up. Live with the guilt and shame.

Everyone thinks you should come clean, you only come clean if it has altering consequences. Like a child or std. You're a POS for doing it, you should have to live with it. Instead you unloaded ur shit on them, and you feel better for coming clean, and now they feel like shit.

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