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St3phiroth t1_j2cprxi wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by letting a random person flush a toilet by untitled_star
If she didn't have cameras in the apartment before, she might have a hidden one in the bathroom now.
Throsty t1_j2cpr2c wrote
Reply to comment by Bitter_comment69 in TIFU by sending the wrong reel to a person by Bitter_comment69
Never been more glad to have skimmed over a word!
Zombeikid t1_j2cp19u wrote
Reply to comment by Throwawayplayers in TIFU by cumming on my girlfriends crocheting project by Throwawayplayers
Spilled water/coffee/soda on it and had to trash it. Simple enough
_TheNecromancer13 t1_j2cowgd wrote
Reply to comment by Squigglepig52 in TIFU by cumming on my girlfriends crocheting project by Throwawayplayers
who knows? might just unlock a new kink...
ChanceApollo t1_j2cota8 wrote
Reply to comment by Terambal in TIFU by cumming on my girlfriends crocheting project by Throwawayplayers
I...did not even think of that, but this is brilliant!
Terambal t1_j2cor4b wrote
Reply to comment by ChanceApollo in TIFU by cumming on my girlfriends crocheting project by Throwawayplayers
"HE HAD IT CUMMING!"
Bitter_comment69 OP t1_j2coqan wrote
Reply to comment by Otfd in TIFU by sending the wrong reel to a person by Bitter_comment69
bc I'm a frickin 2 💀
Bitter_comment69 OP t1_j2cooxj wrote
Reply to comment by smudgetimeusa in TIFU by sending the wrong reel to a person by Bitter_comment69
bro I'm a 2 wdym 💀
Bitter_comment69 OP t1_j2colwe wrote
Reply to comment by chefbilly42017 in TIFU by sending the wrong reel to a person by Bitter_comment69
Well I mean... I may or may not ask her out later 💀
lil_benny97 t1_j2colum wrote
Who cares if you have pink hands? It'll be a good story to laugh about.
Bitter_comment69 OP t1_j2cojjm wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by sending the wrong reel to a person by Bitter_comment69
dude XD
Rionat t1_j2cogdy wrote
Reply to TIFU by reconnecting with my EX girlfriend by Ltislande
Stop lying. How the fuck did you forget you were in a committed relationship? Wake the fuck up and own that shit. You woke up and realized you made a mistake? No there were a series of purposeful actions that led you down this path and you chose, willingly, every single faulty step you took.
Bitter_comment69 OP t1_j2cofzq wrote
Reply to comment by Throsty in TIFU by sending the wrong reel to a person by Bitter_comment69
BRUH 💀💀
Bitter_comment69 OP t1_j2co9lx wrote
Reply to comment by WantToBeACyborg in TIFU by sending the wrong reel to a person by Bitter_comment69
Yea that exactly was on my mind XD
Prinzka t1_j2cnzi3 wrote
Reply to comment by AMediumSizedFridge in TIFU By answering the phone with “whore” by SunnyGirl_TF2
You go on those hungover, as is tradition.
AMediumSizedFridge t1_j2cnrvm wrote
Reply to comment by Prinzka in TIFU By answering the phone with “whore” by SunnyGirl_TF2
Could have an early morning excursion
splithoofiewoofies t1_j2cnok6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by being outsmarted by my 3 year old by 3oclockam
You should be so proud. I mean, you're absolutely fucked, but you should be proud.
seasamgo t1_j2cn6d2 wrote
Reply to comment by slimzimm in TIFU by reconnecting with my EX girlfriend by Ltislande
I'm not going to downvote you. I get it and absolutes aren't always helpful. But this seemed deliberate and selfish, not just a slip and dumb. We may feel or be the best person on the inside but we're still terrible when we do terrible things. What's that quote from Dark Knight? "It's not who you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you." Doesn't mean they can't learn from it and work to be a better person, but damn.
Knickers_in_a_twist_ t1_j2cn0jd wrote
I feel this video is relevant here.
ggoodlady t1_j2cmpi7 wrote
If you’re laughing at yourself, then others can’t laugh at you - only with you.
ensignr t1_j2cm2cw wrote
Reply to comment by Living-Substance-668 in TIFU by going on a Grindr date by FoldPsychological589
You're reading far more into OP's story than I certainly did.
mazurzapt t1_j2clsu2 wrote
Just tell them you are getting ready for 2023
kn1ghtcliffe t1_j2clq9k wrote
Reply to comment by lemon_peppah_wings in TIFU by going on a Grindr date by FoldPsychological589
I hooked up with a poly girl who had a friend call twice while she was over, and she even had code phrases set up, one she specifically needed to say in order to discreetly let her friend know everything was going okay and not saying it would initiate a rescue mission. She even let me know beforehand that if she failed to answer the phone (which she was slightly worried about due to the expected kinky sexytimes) when her friend called they would be coming to break down my door lol. Seemed like a very good system to me.
kn1ghtcliffe t1_j2clawl wrote
Reply to comment by lollipopfiend123 in TIFU by going on a Grindr date by FoldPsychological589
Yeah, there's got to be dating apps for OP but Grindr is notorious for being for hookups. It makes tinder look like a marriage app by comparison.
i-am-a-salty-bitch t1_j2cq2cv wrote
Reply to comment by Nondescriptish in TIFU by going on a Grindr date by FoldPsychological589
i used to share my location with my roommate through findmy when i went out with guys. i also always gave her the name of the guy and where i was going to be. i was an idiot back then and went out a lot with tinder guys. but at least i was a smart idiot