Recent comments in /f/tifu
iamrayuu OP t1_j2dhag3 wrote
Reply to comment by buttlickka in TIFU by accidentally walking out of work by iamrayuu
This comment is making me laugh a lot everytime I see it. We say a lot of silly stuff at work and have fun conversations because we're all kind of weird so I didn't even think much when I added it to this Reddit post lmao
dietreich t1_j2dh9vb wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on a Grindr date by FoldPsychological589
Went through the comment section first just to make sure my first thought wasn’t only me. But Grindr is known for being a straight up hookup app. My roommate is a gay man and he’s explained it to me a little bit.
from what I’ve seen between him and all my other gay friends, a lot of the interactions are straight up like meet up get some head or give head. Or maybe dinner and fuck. But that app, most the people on there are straight to the point.
iamrayuu OP t1_j2dgxsv wrote
Reply to comment by Sequence_Of_Symbols in TIFU by accidentally walking out of work by iamrayuu
And this is why I posted because I was like... I'm sure someone on Reddit can relate because I need to know I am not the only one because I was soooo embaressed!!! Thank you for sharing haha!
_alaskaa t1_j2dgr6e wrote
Reply to comment by 20MMS07 in TIFU by dying my hair bright pink the day before NYE... by Candid_Zebra265
I didn’t mean that in a bad way bruh. I feel for them.
GhostMug t1_j2dgbuk wrote
Reply to comment by kappsylen in TIFU by reconnecting with my EX girlfriend by Ltislande
Yeah, the "remembered the good times we had" part was definitely him remembering all the sex and he doesn't go over there unless that's what he thinks will happen. He done fucked up.
Aa8aa8 t1_j2dg6rb wrote
Reply to comment by Candid_Zebra265 in TIFU by dying my hair bright pink the day before NYE... by Candid_Zebra265
You know, people are worried about themselves much more than they are concerned about you. If you don’t make it a big deal, it will pull the gas out of the fire. If one or two people laugh, good for them, maybe they needed that. Just go along with it.
SmoothJazziz1 t1_j2dfxzg wrote
Reply to comment by Im_InYour_Balls in TIFU, might have colon cancer by Im_InYour_Balls
You're welcome. Yes, and for you, I hope it is something that's benign/manageable. Good luck.
basically_benny t1_j2dfk7y wrote
Reply to comment by Khakikadet in TIFU By answering the phone with “whore” by SunnyGirl_TF2
It's not a flex, I just don't know many people who go to bed that early, especially on holidays.. My day is typically 8am-1am
birchesbcrazy t1_j2df6zt wrote
Reply to comment by smelling_the_roses in TIFU by dying my hair bright pink the day before NYE... by Candid_Zebra265
I need to know this one! Please share? My hands are wrecked after removing nail polish even with acetone free!
fast_as_ducks_ t1_j2deyar wrote
Reply to comment by Torontothrowitaway in TIFU by discharging bladder fluid in my girlfriends daughters suitcase by frogger001
Pee is stored in the balls
MinorThreat4182 t1_j2degbc wrote
Reply to comment by FullMoon_Escapade in TIFU by reconnecting with my EX girlfriend by Ltislande
Changed pronouns. Might not be a girl.
Khakikadet t1_j2de6vk wrote
Reply to comment by basically_benny in TIFU By answering the phone with “whore” by SunnyGirl_TF2
That's not a flex, I'm in bed at 9 every day.
Afoolfortheeons OP t1_j2de2j4 wrote
Reply to comment by Pure_Discipline_293 in Tifu by creating a sex cult and getting tossed into the back of an FBI van by Afoolfortheeons
No I'm Victoria Phoenix.
iamrayuu OP t1_j2de1as wrote
Reply to comment by GetsHighAndComments in TIFU by accidentally walking out of work by iamrayuu
I definitely am ADHD according to diagnosis I got as a kid and teen so that checks! lol
Pure_Discipline_293 t1_j2ddzux wrote
Reply to Tifu by creating a sex cult and getting tossed into the back of an FBI van by Afoolfortheeons
Allison Mack, is that you ?
ObsidianRae t1_j2ddx7i wrote
If none of these tricks work and you don’t have gloves, then I say lean into it. Get a black waterproof eyeliner and do some abstract lines, add some rhinestones. You now have the coolest hands at the party.
Nannon4285 t1_j2ddjx1 wrote
It's really not a big deal aa far as I know. You typically have 3 to 6 months when you move to update all of your stuff. If you didn't know, there isn't a penalty or anything for it. You just go to DMV and get it all taken care of. Ask them what your next step should be about your car.
LanceLight93 t1_j2ddih8 wrote
Reply to comment by johnandahalf13 in TIFU by going on a Grindr date by FoldPsychological589
I use it to date but it just takes a bit longer to work up to that. if you are clear up front that you want no sex on the first meet up for safety reasons a good few people will respect that but you really REALLY have to communicate clearly
NukeWarz t1_j2ddaoq wrote
Reply to comment by Wahoos667 in TIFU by reconnecting with my EX girlfriend by Ltislande
why would that not be a mate
breaktime1 t1_j2dd2ok wrote
Reply to TIFU by giving myself a freeze burn. by 7ThunderCloud
Damn imagine being in that water tho. Your whole body would be fucked.
No1_Nozits_Me t1_j2dcy9r wrote
Reply to TIFU by reconnecting with my EX girlfriend by Ltislande
When you convinced yourself to go over, not one thought was about your current girlfriend. I hope she realizes she deserves better.
majesticjules t1_j2dcw18 wrote
Reply to comment by MemeForgery in TIFU by not knowing I had to update my driver's license address by MemeForgery
I don't see why. They won't ask how much you've moved around. They just need to know where you live now.
ChiSandTwitch t1_j2dccqh wrote
Reply to comment by Much_Eye_4445 in TIFU by accidently asking two girls out at the same time even though I actually fancy their friend by Much_Eye_4445
Well don't worry about it, because you can't control it and you don't actually know what they're thinking. Be the leaf on the wind man, let it go!
GoogleWasMyIdea49 t1_j2dcccn wrote
Reply to TIFU by reconnecting with my EX girlfriend by Ltislande
Do your girlfriend a favor and break up with her, Jesus Christ.
Su-at-sapo t1_j2dhfko wrote
Reply to TIFU, might have colon cancer by Im_InYour_Balls
Taking iron supplements will also turn your poop black and will give you a huge constipation that can hurt you and give you hemorrhoids (hence the bleeding) I hope nothing serious comes out of those exams. 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽