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Fair-Cod-8057 t1_j2dll3h wrote
Reply to comment by Afoolfortheeons in Tifu by creating a sex cult and getting tossed into the back of an FBI van by Afoolfortheeons
We are One in the Ankh Lady, Ankhas
Afoolfortheeons OP t1_j2dl9dw wrote
Reply to comment by Fair-Cod-8057 in Tifu by creating a sex cult and getting tossed into the back of an FBI van by Afoolfortheeons
I am She as you are She as we are all together.
kappsylen t1_j2dl6ce wrote
What have we learned today? When you're giving the banisters head, make sure you have the lubricant ready from the start.
Fair-Cod-8057 t1_j2dl46e wrote
Reply to Tifu by creating a sex cult and getting tossed into the back of an FBI van by Afoolfortheeons
Are you me and we are not aware of it??
Ephidiel t1_j2djprw wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by being curious and sticking my head in the banister by [deleted]
Oh i very well know that feeling.
Hot-Interaction6526 t1_j2djoq8 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by being curious and sticking my head in the banister by [deleted]
At least it was harmless 😂
Throwaway7387272 t1_j2djo1g wrote
Reply to TIFU by reconnecting with my EX girlfriend by Ltislande
The second you answered the phone you fucked up dude.
[deleted] OP t1_j2djlzo wrote
Reply to comment by Hot-Interaction6526 in TIFU by being curious and sticking my head in the banister by [deleted]
The void called, and I answered!
Hot-Interaction6526 t1_j2djjmy wrote
OP what you experienced are intrusive thoughts. Normally people don’t act on them. Because they involve you doing something dumb or dangerous.
Most people never act on them, but in your case you actually planned around it. You dove head first into the void.
PghMe101 OP t1_j2djemt wrote
Reply to comment by braveabandon in TIFU by ruining my wife's wedding bouquet by PghMe101
I was thinking of this and need to find a local artist
[deleted] OP t1_j2dje7f wrote
Reply to comment by RandoCalrissian11 in TIFU by being curious and sticking my head in the banister by [deleted]
Lol, no step siblings involved here 🤣
Sir_Daxus t1_j2djdpq wrote
Reply to comment by basically_benny in TIFU By answering the phone with “whore” by SunnyGirl_TF2
Good for you buddy.
kappsylen t1_j2djctq wrote
Reply to TIFU by giving myself a freeze burn. by 7ThunderCloud
They allow kids to do this? Unsupervised? It feels like an accident bound to happen.
[deleted] OP t1_j2djagj wrote
Reply to comment by Josilph in TIFU by being curious and sticking my head in the banister by [deleted]
Much to my dismay, it is a true story 🤦🏼♀️
RandoCalrissian11 t1_j2dj8cc wrote
I think I’ve seen this clip. It was your step family right.
[deleted] OP t1_j2dj5cz wrote
Reply to comment by Ephidiel in TIFU by being curious and sticking my head in the banister by [deleted]
You have no idea how curious I was, like I itch I couldn’t scratch until I tried.
[deleted] OP t1_j2dj1yc wrote
Reply to comment by majesticjules in TIFU by being curious and sticking my head in the banister by [deleted]
The bars move a tiny bit. I could not get my head out by myself. I needed 3 additional people plus a ton of lubricant. The bars looked like this:
kappsylen t1_j2diz2z wrote
Reply to comment by Bubbagumpredditor in TIFU by giving myself a freeze burn. by 7ThunderCloud
>How cold is the water in the Titanic Museum? -28
If that's in F, then I guess it's even colder than -30 C.
majesticjules t1_j2dii6o wrote
I'm not sure I'm buying it, banisters are not going to move when you pull on them.
Ephidiel t1_j2dih54 wrote
The good old " i just wanted to see if i could" 👍🏻
redit4679 t1_j2digd8 wrote
This is the best thing I’ve read this year. Thank you for sharing kind internet stranger!
Josilph t1_j2diewz wrote
I actually laughed out loud. I'm a little skeptical about being a true story, but well done!
Bubbagumpredditor t1_j2dhyax wrote
Reply to TIFU by giving myself a freeze burn. by 7ThunderCloud
I doubt it was -30, but even putting your hand in water a couple of degrees below the freezing point for an extended period can do damage. Might wanna get it checked out, hopefully it's just surface frostbite burns.
LaineValentine t1_j2dhlg1 wrote
Reply to comment by caii420 in tifu by going into the er bc health link told us to. by caii420
Man, again I’m so sorry. I’m in Texas and had a psychologist ruin my young life with a misdiagnosis ( psych issue that was actually a thyroid issue. It’s too late to sue his ass now and I have extra health complications from it🙃)
Tho I’d highly suggest you find a regular doctor, my sleep deprived brain forgot ER docs tend to be assholes because they don’t follow up with anyone and never have any actual relationship to patients. They’re usually overworked and just want you out of their way, which is part burn out and part them choosing to take it out on everyone else instead. But it seems like this guy might just have a bias against mental disorders.
Svartdraken t1_j2dlz94 wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally walking out of work by iamrayuu
Confidence is key. You were confident you were doing the right thing, no one questioned you because maybe they were wrong instead. Maybe you had told your supervisor that you had to leave early and they forgot.