Wtf was OP thinking. I’ve worked with several gays over the years, and holy shit. They are the horniest, most aggressive bastards, even towards strait guys.

OP definitely should have known that his grindr date was gonna probably just looking to pack some fudge.

Yeah of course I wouldn't post a photo of my real house online it's clearly an example.

End the relationship with the current gf. 1 she deserves better. 2 the trust is gone and no matter what you do you’ll never get it back it’s always going to be in the back of her mind that you’ll step out on her again. Learn from your mistakes and don’t repeat the behavior but sorry to tell you you’ve dropped a nuke on your relationship and the radiation isn’t going away anytime soon.

Most of us try this at a much younger age.

For me, if I can get my ears through, the rest of me will also fit through.

Got yelled at by somebody in the neighbouring building for squeezing through the fence to take a shortcut last summer.

I'm 4 pm to 9 am

I mean… did they respond as if you were asking them out on a date?

Right back atcha.

I could have used you yesterday

The banisters definitely got me stuck, sadly no barristers were there to help 🙁

A family with low engineering skills?

A rope/towel twisted around neighboring bars would work, if no pipe clamps are around.

Barristers & banisters are 2 different things. One can get you out of trouble while the other one will get you in trouble or shall we say trap you between the bars.

Try rubbing alcohol

Not gonna lie, I hope they come to their senses and dump you. What a scummy thing to do.

The real FU is you thinking we're gonna fall for this. Everyone knows Wyoming isn't real.

It’s just an example, not the actual house

That's cold man.

Just be glad your family didn't break both of your arms.

You know I can tell that's not your house, right?

It's TURBO TIME!!

DMV dmv dosent give a sh*t Go in there to transfer you're Florida license to Wyoming and transfer you're car registration, you'll pay the fees for a new ID and registration and be all good, if there is any issue with any of it being in different states than you're discharge papers will clear all of that up with no issue, and there is no reason to be worried about it unless you owe any state money for back taxes or registration fees but Wyoming won't care because they aren't the ones getting the money (Sorry for the bad grammer)

Thank my curiosity, and big head 😂

The banisters are selfish lovers

I’m very confused by your use of a plural form when talking here…

I’m very confused by your use of a plural form when talking here…

You can't just call random numbers looking for Johns.