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AndrewFishay t1_iqo1jyl wrote
Reply to TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
I get the homophobic side, and why that concerns you. But the kiss on the cheek and running away is kinda cute 🤷🏻♂️ I would have found it sweet. Just be honest and don’t apologies anymore. If you go on another date at least you both know where you stand.
whitelightnin1 t1_iqnrq5r wrote
Reply to comment by TheCreat1ve in TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
Dumbest shit I've ever heard
LO_BRO203 t1_iqnrang wrote
Reply to comment by ConferenceOk1110 in TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
Valid point for sure! 👍
LO_BRO203 t1_iqnqzw8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
Invasive? I would have thought that was the cutest thing ever! Leaving a little mystique......
Questionthrowaway134 t1_iqnitix wrote
Reply to comment by Quirocha in TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
M means Medium and it is referring to the length of the post
Bootygiuliani420 t1_iqnisle wrote
Reply to comment by TheCreat1ve in TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
She's not very bright, that might have been a turn off
safewordbubblegum t1_iqnignu wrote
Reply to TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
I think the weird part was running away😅
Slash_Raptor92 t1_iqnhv4d wrote
Reply to TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
Oh no you kissed him on the cheek what is this world coming too? This is in no way a fuck up. I mean come on, it was on the cheek! Even if it was on the lips, no guy that's interested in the person kissing is going to be like "I feel so violated, they kissed me on the lips!"
tisnik t1_iqngjhb wrote
Reply to comment by SecretExtra-3836 in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
Words are irrelevant. I'm Czech (not native English speaker) and I use wanna and want to in one text. Same with pants or trousers. Pavement and sidewalk. Underground and subway. Color and colour.
I simply use the word that just comes to my fingers.
tisnik t1_iqng5l2 wrote
Reply to comment by TJNel in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
I do it in a train or bus, noone pays attention to what you have on your phone.
But funeral?? :)
tisnik t1_iqnfxp2 wrote
Reply to comment by charlie_do_562 in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
I missed it! And OP deleted the story. :'(
Cijj t1_iqnc2qq wrote
Reply to comment by kochameh2 in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
I…guess?
[deleted] t1_iqnbvwx wrote
Reply to comment by ConferenceOk1110 in TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
Especially because he himself asked her for a kiss before this happened.
[deleted] t1_iqn9cmn wrote
Reply to comment by pettyclassymolassy in TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
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External-Tap3309 t1_iqn6jvb wrote
Reply to comment by Shaunflix in TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
Besides the obvious, lol, i really wasn't his type🤣😅 And i kinda knew it but i wasn't sure, cause he was also kinda flirty. Also we were very very good friends, and we stayed like that all through highschool. But i also get your point😁
Shaunflix t1_iqn5hwy wrote
Reply to comment by External-Tap3309 in TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
Im surprised you dont know... should we tell them why he said that after kissing them? LoL
Persephone1230 t1_iqn1k6a wrote
Reply to comment by DarkSaviour33 in TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
I'm nearly twice that, and still do stupid stuff. A lot. And then overthink it. Then over overthink it.
306bobby t1_iqn18ae wrote
Reply to comment by Sonnyjesuswept in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
Baseball might be America's past time but it's also international...
cantthinkofaname654 t1_iqmxqvu wrote
Reply to TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
If he's gone on several dates with you and you just now kissed him not only is he interested he's been giving his consent to be kissed for awhile now i guarantee it..the running away thing is either hilarious or the cutest thing ever I'd have to be there either way funny
Edited to guarantee it
Blakelivelymatters t1_iqmvvjd wrote
Reply to TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
This is pathetic
JonttiMiesFI t1_iqmtsyu wrote
Reply to comment by Grammar-Notsee_ in TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
Who was out with a 16yr old probably, but wanted to post this as serious post, when im fact it belongs to r/teenagers...
NeedNameGenerator t1_iqms83v wrote
Reply to comment by sanne2 in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
Wait what?
I can move mine around like a joystick. Left, right, up, down... Even northwest if I'm feeling wild.
It doesn't bend the penis at all, simply chooses a direction it points to.
turdburglar2969 t1_iqmr4wc wrote
Reply to comment by sprucay in TIFU by getting a boner during Grandma’s funeral by [deleted]
You definitely weren't doing it right. Go watch the movie Superbad if Googling how to do it isn't an option for you
Xander298298 t1_iqmpe9d wrote
Anyone got an archive link?
jakkiljr t1_iqo3fmw wrote
Reply to TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
Grow up.