Honestly, being stuck was kind of exciting. If I’m going to do it again, I’m bringing a ton of lubricant with me and choosing the widest banister.

Not really excusable at 22 🤦🏼‍♀️

Abandon all sleep, ye who enter here.

"What are you doing, step-banister...?"

I guess Lee Mack's story on WILTY is believable after all >!although it was a lie in his case!<.

https://youtu.be/SRBtLDNDcYs

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He put a hidden camera in there. Check your vents and corners or any nooks or crannies that he could fit it in.

If you look at OP's post history you'll see a lot of 'thought' went into this debacle.

Edit: spelling

Great start for the year :)

Oh man. It sounds like you were probably trying to be supportive but went overboard.

I hope it works out and youre able to mend things.

Just tell the girl you really like how you feel and that you were just trying to stay in touch with people. The easiest way to deal with romantic stuff is usually just talk about it. Good luck 😃

Lol, my boss yesterday morning (I work in IT): "Ok half the company is offline, It's read-only Friday, and I don't feel like working. Anything urgent? No? Let's all log off. See you guys on monday. Have a great weekend and happy 2023!"

He's a great guy.

Yeah bro, that's pretty fucked. Good luck to you.

If you think you're pooped now, wait until the kid gets here.

The amount of people saying to notify the cops, where the f you live? Lol. Cops in America won’t give a rats over someone flushing a toilet. Need more funding for that type of care.

I feel that....usually 10pm to 10am. (Shift worker).

I'm glad I got this out of my system when I was 3, and it at least was somewhat understandable to others lol

I tried this, I still couldn’t get out 😫

Be honest, you'll do it again won't you.

I’m sorry you experienced this… sexual predators are very dangerous, and adding in mental illness doesn’t help matters. Glad you’re safe and smartened up for the future!

I miss cruising

You might as well keep up the act and enjoy it! Life is short! Go on a date with both, and maybe end up the night with their friend you fancy watching y'all!

Edit: /s, you animals! 😂😅

Right! A plot twist indeed. I was sitting here thinking "Oh, the ex-girlfriend called him to tell him it was mistake" or something like that, nope homeboy had a gf. He should break with with his current gf because if he had feelings for his ex, he wasn't even into the new girlfriend in the beginning.

I mean, my cousin did this at the mall when he was like 5.... but he has the excuse of being 5.

Congratulations, but start looking for grey hairs soon. Motherhood might age you just a bit. And don't worry, by happy!