Recent comments in /f/tifu
tenshp0ts t1_j2e7bu1 wrote
Reply to comment by Sir_Daxus in TIFU By answering the phone with “whore” by SunnyGirl_TF2
Haha, 'buddy': the token word of the loser in real life who enjoys being rude online for no apparent reason!
thisismytwacc t1_j2e72ry wrote
Reply to comment by basically_benny in TIFU By answering the phone with “whore” by SunnyGirl_TF2
I'm 7am-midnight, I try to get the most out of my days after work before I turn my body off for a few hours and go back in!
el_morte t1_j2e6tto wrote
basically_benny t1_j2e6ot2 wrote
Reply to comment by Sir_Daxus in TIFU By answering the phone with “whore” by SunnyGirl_TF2
It's not good, or bad? No need to patronise. I was just curious as to whether it's normal for people to consider 10pm late, or if op has a particularly early bed time...
ChicagoBiHusband t1_j2e6if7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on a Grindr date by FoldPsychological589
I'm sorry that happened to you. The guy should have read the social cues better and not been so aggressive.
But in his defense, as others have said, Grindr is all about hooking up for sex. There are guys that want to date and their profiles clearly state that they will not fuck on the first date and that they need to get to know someone well before that's going to happen. Otherwise, most guys expect a meeting to lead to sex unless the person clearly says, "This isn't going to work out. Sorry."
[deleted] OP t1_j2e6fw8 wrote
Reply to comment by columbo527 in TIFU by being curious and sticking my head in the banister by [deleted]
🤦🏼♀️
KrankySilverFox t1_j2e6ax6 wrote
Drinking so much that you are in a blackout and hitting on the wife’s best friend is a huge red flag. You need to get help for addiction.
xXxHighOnLifexXx t1_j2e6aoi wrote
columbo527 t1_j2e67nu wrote
I had the same thing happen to me except the fire company had to use a saw to cut my head out from the railing, oh and I was only 4 or 5.
JamesLeBond t1_j2e62rw wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidently asking two girls out at the same time even though I actually fancy their friend by Much_Eye_4445
Just sample them all and see which one tastes the nicest.
Urgash t1_j2e5y5t wrote
A banister always pays his debts.
SmoothMarx t1_j2e5x3f wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidently asking two girls out at the same time even though I actually fancy their friend by Much_Eye_4445
No you don't.
If anything, she's now downplaying your feelings and thinking "I guess he was just asking me to stay in touch".
But unless you did this at the gym, she definitely didn't think you were asking multiple girls out at the same time, in front of each other.
cbpo7800 t1_j2e5gh1 wrote
Reply to comment by FakeCurlyGherkin in TIFU by dying my hair bright pink the day before NYE... by Candid_Zebra265
You mean pink handed? lol
Ashler1999 t1_j2e5an4 wrote
Hand sanitizer
CasaFlata t1_j2e53k8 wrote
Surely someone in your family was smart enough to film this! Post that, please.
remotetissuepaper t1_j2e5320 wrote
Reply to comment by MiLeenaLee in TIFU my pregnancy announcement by [deleted]
If I'm reading the story right, he was holding a cold compress on her neck and reassuring her while she was shitting her guts out?! I can't decide whether that's incredibly sweet or incredibly gross. Maybe both
devourcupcakes t1_j2e4vop wrote
Reply to TIFU my pregnancy announcement by [deleted]
This is adorable! Best pregnancy announcement story I've heard
[deleted] OP t1_j2e4ksj wrote
Reply to comment by MRandall25 in TIFU by being curious and sticking my head in the banister by [deleted]
Not very understandable at 22 🤦🏼♀️
OberonPrimeGX t1_j2e4f1n wrote
Real talk if you have strangely-compelling desires to do this sort of thing, you'd probably be great at spelunking.
aknabi t1_j2e4bf3 wrote
Reply to comment by jwteoh in TIFU by accidently asking two girls out at the same time even though I actually fancy their friend by Much_Eye_4445
This dude taps
AdministrationLow960 t1_j2e45lz wrote
Wyoming resident. Bringing a vehicle in from another state you will need to schedule an inspection for the first-time registration. Check with your DMV to schedule a time. You're not in trouble, but you do need to get everything updated.
[deleted] OP t1_j2e40ui wrote
Reply to comment by DangerousCalm in TIFU by being curious and sticking my head in the banister by [deleted]
When I posted on NoStupidQuesions, I was pushing my face against the bars. After seeing all the responses saying, “don’t get EMS involved,” I wanted to prove them wrong. I wanted to show myself that I wouldn’t get stuck, so I squeezed my head through the bars…😬
SunnyGirl_TF2 OP t1_j2e3g7z wrote
Reply to comment by Chyvalri in TIFU By answering the phone with “whore” by SunnyGirl_TF2
It was wonderful, but I’ll honestly never cruise Norwegian again. Too many issues…
OffusMax t1_j2e39rk wrote
Definitely give up drinking. And get on your knees and beg for forgiveness
Old-Hornet1096 t1_j2e80z8 wrote
Reply to TIFU my pregnancy announcement by [deleted]
Hahahaha this is gold, thank you for sharing the story with us Hope the pregnancy goes well!