You had frequent urges to pee at a few weeks pregnant?

You wouldn’t believe the pride I felt when I first got it in. I was like, “told you I could do it.”

Care to share your experiences? 😂

Worth a shot, what could go wrong? 😅

Very accurate

This is the best advice

You sure showed them lol

Former hairdresser here. Try aggressive moisturizing. Like aquaphor and cotton gloves for an hour or so. Follow with more exfoliation, rinse and repeat.

A man's thought process is never rational when there's a woman involved. A stiff dick has no conscience.

As much as I would love a big production, that's never been us.

I took a test at about noon on a week day because a friend suggested I was probably pregnant instead of getting sick from Covid.....instant dark line.....started freaking out. Took a picture, sent it to my husband.........no response. I'm packing the house, yelling at the dog for him to help me, tell me what to do. Texted my husband again, nothing. Called him ten minutes later, he's in the work basement working on some machine, bad reception, can't hear anything. Finally steps out to where we can talk and gets my picture. He says, what is it? It looks like hieroglyphics. I said, it's two lines dumbass. That's all that matters.....two lines. He says, o yeah......umm ok. I said, that's it?!?! Are you ok?? He says, yeah, I'm good. That was it. He went back to work.

He came home with pink and blue flowers and had his "real" reaction when we were together.

Congrats OP!! Good luck!

Oh lord. I can’t understand any of these... you need a book on femaliology. Just kidding of course listen to your heart , and if you want to increase your ego which is not always a bad thing well have pleasure. But don’t fuck with someone’s feeling !

You're an idiot. That being said, fear is the only reason this hasn't happened to me, and I've come damn close on multiple occasions lmao.

Will need an update

Oh you really fucked up man. Hopefully you can mend things, but I know that, drunk or not, this could end a relationship. I really hope your marriage isn’t over before it really starts

Your fuck up was confessing. Never, never, never do that.

Could see it as filler content during a slow night of On Patrol Live. That show really opens the eyes to all of the stupid stuff that people call the police for.

Bleach your hands.

It's totally both and most men, scratch that, partners, would not do that. Pretty sure I'm one of them.

This is amazing lmao.

When I took the pregnancy test that gave us our now-3-month-old, I had to poop and yelled for my husband to come into the bathroom when the second line showed up. Very romantic.

It does sound like if you replicated the same exact move that took your head through the first time, it probably would have also gone through the second time.

Now I'm starting to think I could fit my head in there.

Good to know friend, i will remove this word from my dictionary to avoid being rude online in the future, it's a useless word anyway.

And now we know why building codes are a thing. 😂

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I’m so sorry this Happened to you. This is extremely traumatizing. My sister has a similar experience with a dating app. I wanted her to persue charges but she wouldn’t. Some guys just want easy sex but there are definitely predators on there. Disturbing