It happens early because of an increase in kidney function. Later it’s cause by not having any room in your body for your bladder.

Women, or girls, are not complete idiots. If you suggested keeping in touch to two people at the same time, together, they absolutely do not think you are a player and want in their pants. Come on.

This actually came to mind when I trying to get my head out. I was thinking that I needed to avoid putting butter in my hair hahaha

Next time I’m bringing baby oil and vaseline with me.

It was the best idea I had at the time 🥹

Tbf I did end up meeting a girl I could have seen myself ending up with but she had commitment issues that made that impossible.

I was looking for something more serious, she said she was just looking for something casual. She kept telling me I should keep seeing other people, like repeatedly telling me. I kept saying no until after a couple months of her saying this I gave in and did so. Then she got jealous and upset that I was doing exactly what she had been telling me to do for months. Then she denied ever doing so. 🙄 Oh well, the sex was great while it lasted and I eventually learned that she wanted kids while I seriously do not and that it wouldn't have worked out anyways.

wait it looks like I could fit my head in there

Kink unlocked

He seems to be sharing her

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https://youtu.be/a1kWrXOarRI

There's an episode of full house where D.J. is babysitting and this same thing happens lol.

Well. Hi.

I went out with a few girls I met on tinder. Though only one could be set to have been pure hook up and that it.

Eventually matched with my partner on there - though tinder being tinder we didn't even meet and ran into each other completely independently.

A tonne of people I know have similar stories. Most people who met their SO after 25 or so actually.

It can happen, i mean one of my pms symptoms is frequent peeing

Someone watches too much "got stuck in the washing machine " porn.

Thanks for the kindness! Nice to see some humanity. I have learned a lot about this place from all my trauma and have def been the stabber and the stabbed. I have never cheated on a partner ever but I've slept with girls in relationships. Even that kinda fucked me up. I was just young and horny but after the encounters were done id be just kind of grossed out. Like you can really sleep with someone and then answer your phone and tell your man how much you miss him and how much he means to you?

So yeah, I've done my dirt but I realized how much of a shit bag I was as soon as I did them. I would never sleep with someone in a relationship anymore.

The guarded part is really awful though. I mean, it's literally EVERY relationship in every form doesn't carry the weight it did when I was in my 20s. When I was younger (31 now) I used to hold my relationships way tighter with a "my girl has my back no matter what" and "my best friend would never fuck me over" but after watching how humans are I realize there's a VERY small percent of loyalty in this world.

I am stupid dumb fiercely loyal. I had a therapist after a certain incident tell me that I hold people to the same standards I hold myself too and not everyone is like me and that's just going to cause unhappiness and they are so right. I just have to face the cold hard facts that there's a good chance I'll never have somebody wether a partner or a friend who is as loyal as me. So I just work on loving myself more so instead.

Hope you doing good too and navigating this strange human experience with success!

Yeah the hormone changes can make you feel the need to pee more frequently (progesterone I think?). I needed to pee constantly for the first 8 weeks, then it calmed down a bit. Until the fetuses got big enough to put physical pressure on my bladder.

Some women experience this within their regular menstrual cycle too. I often get what call perma-pee around my ovulation - it's where you basically constantly feel like you need to pee, despite having just gone.

My husband loves me beyond, but rest assured, neither he nor I would do this. But still seriously cute and funny.

NGL, there's a hentai with a similar plot.

Remember boys and girls, lube FIRST, then insert. Also, maybe oil or lotion next time instead of gross butter?

At least it didn't result in calling the first department and being even more embarrassed OP. Family should've took a pic, something to laugh at years later.

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It really is one of the worst smells ive ever experienced, my condolences

It happens sometimes lol

Name checks out.

> A little panicked now, I grabbed the butter and spread it on my ears and the bars.

I cannot stop laughing

I didn't want to hurt his feelings and I didn't want to be rude.

This - stop this. Your comfort, sense of safety, and actual safety are far more important. Do not talk to anyone or do anything you don't want to do.

"No" is a complete sentence. No explanations needed.