Probably get down voted for not being safe, but when I used to dye my hair and inevitably dye my skin, I'd pour straight bleach on my hands. I mean, it'd be in a sink with running water and soap next to me so I could immediately wash the bleach off, but it always worked for me. Of course, I works so this right after I was done dying so it didn't have time to set in

I was also told once by a hairdresser that cigarette ash works to remove dye

Those damn intrusive thoughts. I can't tell you how many things I've done and then been like "I'm so sorry. I don't know why I pushed you off of that. My brain just said I should and I didn't question it."

I've learned to say my intrusive thoughts out loud, that gives me a chance to hear them, out loud, and go, "WTF, that's crazy!" And I usually don't do the thing. Plus people often praise me for not doing the thing, which also reaffirms "good job, me, another disaster avoided thanks to my good will power!"

Extra hormone production can increase urination, with or without a fetus pushing on the bladder.

I looked it up, it was 27 to 30 farenheight, that's probably what they meant

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Yes, call the cops and tell them someone flushed the toilet. I'm sure they'll open an investigation.

Please print out this story, and place it in the baby book! Though it’s not the story and instagram-worthy picture you thought it would be, it will be memorable!

BTW, congratulations to you both!

I like the challenge! I’ll try again next week 💪🏼

Drinking so much at your wedding that you black out and hit on your new wifes best friend. Do you always drink that much? Did she know this before marrying you? That's not setting great expectations for the future.

Only one way to find out!

Update: It hasn't gotten any worse, but rubbing stuff still hurts it, (don't take that out of context) the skin is less puffy and blistery and more just dark and purpleish now. It was also my dominant hand, so I'm gonna have to cut back on the gaming for a while which is probably for the best.

I think I’ll try it again but bring baby oil and vaseline this time. No way I can get stuck twice, right?

Stop giving out your number to people you wanna be friends with and get an instagram or Facebook lol people are going to think you want to date them if you're giving them your number also some people aren't comfortable with that level of communication anyway.

It probably wasn't. The sign says it was -30 but it was pretty ventilated so I doubt it was actually -30. But yeah, it looks like just surface wounds.

I honestly didn’t think I would get stuck as badly as I did. I assumed it would be a little tight, which is why I brought the butter. I figured butter was good enough to get me out. When I buttered up and pull on the bars, you should have seen my face when my head still didn’t budge.

Now just how can you up that for the gender reveal? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The bars at my family’s place are a bit closer together than those. But roughly the same thickness.

I think it’s because I really forced my head in there. By the time I turned myself around my ears and head got a little swollen. You should have seen my face, very beat red.

Someone could quite possibly be hiding in there

Thankfully the worst outcome wasn’t death, but in the future be wary of following through on similar thoughts.

That said, I think almost everyone can relate and this made me legitimately laugh out loud.

Oh god I get that a lot too, my doctor told me that stimulants (like the ones I take for my ADHD) can often cause “bladder spasms” which can make it feel like you have to pee when you don’t actually have to pee.

I don't know why you would want to have kids in your late 30s. You'll be a senior citizen when they are grown up.

Congratulations !

The deficiency of critical thought here is truly impressive!

I’ve never heard of it. Weird