Just be glad it was only family that saw..... my dumbass 4yr old self was dared to stick my head through the cookie hole at the grocery store and definitely got stuck in the glass hole..... my dad was so mad and the firefighters kept feeding me cookies to calm me down! Haha

That was one of my very first symptoms.

These wipes work really really well!! I've used them for years. But they can strip layers of skin off if you're too aggressive with them so be careful

I pee more when I take my adhd meds because they make me feel warmer and I actually remember to drink water

Still... How did u not think about your current s/o when ur ex hit u up? From what it seems, u haven't moved on and found a replacement. She don't deserve this, but at least u had the balls to be honest.

Live with this regret, you can do better. Good luck.

I've moved states more times than I can count. This is NO big deal. I promise. The biggest possible fuckup here would be if you'd wrecked your car with out of state insurance, in which case they wouldn't pay up if they figured out your car was insured in the wrong state.

(Also: make sure you change your insurance to your new state before you go in to the dmv. Your rate will change and you may owe).

You will not be fined. You will be able to get a new ID. Make sure you bring alllllllllllllll the documentation (read the state's dmv website) and money for all costs in whatever forms of payment they accept.

When I was 14 I dyed my hair (without my parents knowledge) with cheap Hot Topic dye, and decided to wash out the dye in the shower. My whole body was purple, but it was very dark on my shoulders and chest, for 2 days. My mom decided my punishment would be getting to go out with my friends still, they made fun of me so hard, I never made that mistake again.

Congrats about the pregnancy but that’s shitty about the diarrhea.

Magnesium Citrate is the juice of the devil. Seriously I will never drink it again. I would rather explode.

Yeah, You fucked up and learned the hard way.

I'm curious, did you go to university? If so, what was your major?

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Congrats to you two. And now you have a unique pregnancy announcement story you can never tell to anyone you know.

Don't listen to them. Both my great grandma, and grandma had kids in their late 30s/ early 40s. Some of my uncles had kids in their 40s, my mom and dad had kids in their 30s. You wont be a senior, my uncles kids are almost adults now and I don't look at him as a senior at all. If I have kids I'll also want it to be in my 30s. Enjoy your family ❤

Sounds like something that would happen at a dispensary :)

oh it differently triggered that bipolar rage but he just got security to deal with me 🙄 but at least i’m out now waiting for some bomb ass chinese food

and i’m glad to hear you’re alright

I had a similar incident, except it was a staircase banister, they were made of wood and I was 4 years old

Oh good lord lmao

Lmao I’m seriously proud of you for not making it worse by giving him hell 😂👍 and it’s been like 25 years for me so I think I’m alright in the end.

i’m sorry to hear that :( hopefully you’re healing well !

and yeah i’ve been trying but sadly every family doc we’ve had ends up retiring. and yeah tbh i think this guy was just biased, if he just went on with the actual issue instead of bring my mental health into it i would’ve been out of his hair far sooner

Don't worry, I already have a plan... 😆 jk

I’ll try again this week!

What, you’ve never used Grindr to send someone you know surprise sex? That’s the most thoughtful

Bars are never too thick! Get your head stuck again and let’s bend some bars!! Update: need pics of these adamantium bars!

I tried this but still couldn’t get out. I think it’s because I had to squeeze my head in there in the first place.