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kae1eb t1_j2f72d2 wrote
Orange you glad it wasn’t a banana
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Jesse0100 t1_j2f6u7u wrote
Reply to comment by Salt-Classroom-9058 in TIFU by accidentally kidnapping and sexually assaulting a minor. by Salt-Classroom-9058
The cops monitor social media constantly and use posts as evidence all the time.
MotoHULK t1_j2f6ewi wrote
Kevin Spacey, is that you?
DespicableHorseman t1_j2f6ath wrote
Reply to comment by crytunes in TIFU by telling my partner how i felt by [deleted]
yes ot's a mental illness, i'm aware, we live through it. but there's no point in explaining it to people who wont listen or do their own research💖
NOT000 t1_j2f69bj wrote
could be used in a comedy film
Humble_State_6833 t1_j2f68o9 wrote
I’ve found rubbing alcohol also helps remove color off of skin
Shishire t1_j2f64zi wrote
Reply to comment by Tseduds2 in TIFU by dying my hair bright pink the day before NYE... by Candid_Zebra265
We have DID and use plural first-person pronouns.
crytunes t1_j2f64m8 wrote
Reply to comment by DespicableHorseman in TIFU by telling my partner how i felt by [deleted]
Are you self diagnosed?
I didn't say you were bipolar. Having multiple personalities is a mental illness, and there is medical support for it.
You're young and I hope you find your way. I rejected help until 3 months before my 31st birthday and now I dont know why I ruined my whole life until now. Good luck to you.
[deleted] OP t1_j2f60wn wrote
Reply to comment by DespicableHorseman in TIFU by telling my partner how i felt by [deleted]
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superdooperdutch t1_j2f5zwp wrote
Reply to TIFU (NSFW) By leaving my “toy” out by [deleted]
She probably doesn't know what it is honestly. It took me a minute to see the sex toy.
One time my mom dropped by my house to pick up something, and I forgot I had a couple of condoms left on my table that I forgot to put away. No idea if she noticed, but she never brought it up thank god.
DespicableHorseman t1_j2f5t3x wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by telling my partner how i felt by [deleted]
You are correct, they are our thoughts, we're functioning just fine with each other, you can believe that it isn't real, but please do some research before you cause more people like us to split😊/nm /pos
Hard_Tofu t1_j2f5sl2 wrote
Reply to TIFU my pregnancy announcement by [deleted]
Congrats. Please don’t forget to teach your children to use paragraphs.
DespicableHorseman t1_j2f5l75 wrote
Reply to comment by crytunes in TIFU by telling my partner how i felt by [deleted]
I really appreciate that you're trying to help, but no. we aren't medicated, we aren't bipolar and we aren't under any type of phycosis, being split into multiple was our brains way of handling our trauma, please do some research instead of assuming it's just us being crazy😊/nm /pos
[deleted] OP t1_j2f58p7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my partner how i felt by [deleted]
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kn1ghtcliffe t1_j2f556p wrote
Reply to comment by lemon_peppah_wings in TIFU by going on a Grindr date by FoldPsychological589
It's terrible that people feel the need to take such measures to feel/stay safe but I understand why they do so I never begrudge them for it. I just go into a date expecting her best friend to know my name, face, and address; or wherever it is that we happen to be meeting. And while I find people spending time on their phone during a date to be annoying, for all I know she's updating her friend on her continued safety so I don't make a deal of it.
crytunes t1_j2f51gl wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my partner how i felt by [deleted]
I say this with respect (and as someone with bipolar 1)...are you currently medicated? In my experience, being off my anti-psychotics is really damaging to my entire environment because I feel pretty okay and confident I can handle myself but I'm really just destroying everything around me.
I hope you get the love and support you need. Good luck OP.
attabe123 t1_j2f4u8g wrote
Reply to TIFU (NSFW) By leaving my “toy” out by [deleted]
I'd bet good money she had no idea what it was. I clicked the pic and thought it was labeled NSFW as a joke. I looked at it for awhile and thought "I guess that flower is the toy?"
IntrospectOnIt t1_j2f4b95 wrote
Reply to TIFU (NSFW) By leaving my “toy” out by [deleted]
LMFAO she put it behind it and everything. Maybe she's really naive and thinks it's just a pretty flower.
Gembeany t1_j2f4457 wrote
Reply to comment by jraschke11 in TIFU my pregnancy announcement by [deleted]
Dad was 40 when I was born. I’m 27, so he’s only 67. Hardly a senior citizen, he’s in better shape than I am!
smelling_the_roses t1_j2f3ude wrote
Reply to comment by birchesbcrazy in TIFU by dying my hair bright pink the day before NYE... by Candid_Zebra265
It’s by Ella+Mila called Soy Polish Remover. :)
DoallthenKnit2relax t1_j2f3p8h wrote
Try hydrogen peroxide?
Kwasan t1_j2f3kaz wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by being curious and sticking my head in the banister by [deleted]
First thing that comes to mind is smashing my foot in an automatic car door because I was curious. Or doing exactly what you did, except I was thankfully able to get out with relative ease as well. Then a whole lot of high risks low reward Nsfw stuff if you're interested in that 😅
[deleted] t1_j2f362o wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on a Grindr date by FoldPsychological589
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broke-collegekid t1_j2f759m wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting about a mandarin orange in my vagina. by ifukkinghatemygdlife
The creative writing in this sub never ceases to amaze me