[deleted] t1_j2fdmhj wrote on December 31, 2022 at 9:30 PM

Reply to TIFU by accidentally kidnapping and sexually assaulting a minor. by Salt-Classroom-9058

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leigh094 t1_j2fdft8 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 9:28 PM

Reply to comment by DrCocktor269 in TIFU by forgetting about a mandarin orange in my vagina. by ifukkinghatemygdlife

I could see like a banana or cucumber. Also she’s never had PVI before and she’s not going to notice the feeling of a freaking mandarin orange up there?

AcrobaticSource3 t1_j2fdafn wrote on December 31, 2022 at 9:27 PM

Reply to TIFU 21 years ago thinking I was going to explode by amayernican

You know that this condition recurs every 21 years, right? The first time was when you were 21, the next time is...uh...people around you on New Years better take cover

braveabandon t1_j2fd1i9 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 9:25 PM

Reply to comment by Ray_Dillinger in TIFU 21 years ago thinking I was going to explode by amayernican

Theres just always gotta be that somebody lol

another Somebody: there's*

anonfreakazoid t1_j2fd0bc wrote on December 31, 2022 at 9:25 PM

Reply to TIFU (NSFW) By leaving my “toy” out by [deleted]

Are you talking about the pen. Isn't that a bit thin?

AcrobaticSource3 t1_j2fcqjc wrote on December 31, 2022 at 9:23 PM

Reply to TIFU by forgetting about a zucchini by charpenette

Thank goodness, I thought this was going to be a sex fanfic post where someone “forgot” about a zucchini up their ass or in their vagina until it fell out during a parent/teacher meeting or during Christmas carols or something like that

Nowwatchmememe t1_j2fchad wrote on December 31, 2022 at 9:21 PM

Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU By answering the phone with “whore” by SunnyGirl_TF2

69JIMBO, not to be confused with 69JUMBO.

AcrobaticSource3 t1_j2fcejg wrote on December 31, 2022 at 9:21 PM

Reply to comment by theBacillus in TIFU by hitting on my wife’s best friend 8 hours into marriage by [deleted]

Or very strategic to let the year end this way...so if it is brought up again, OP can say, “Pfft, that was last year!”

AcrobaticSource3 t1_j2fc7jq wrote on December 31, 2022 at 9:19 PM

Reply to comment by breaktime1 in TIFU by giving myself a freeze burn. by 7ThunderCloud

Yes, but OP would be warmed by the fact that his girlfriend’s heart will go on

AcrobaticSource3 t1_j2fc3on wrote on December 31, 2022 at 9:19 PM

Reply to comment by OkVolume1 in TIFU by not knowing I had to update my driver's license address by MemeForgery

A conspiracy of cartographers?

AcrobaticSource3 t1_j2fc16u wrote on December 31, 2022 at 9:18 PM

Reply to TIFU by accidently asking two girls out at the same time even though I actually fancy their friend by Much_Eye_4445

Next time say this: “Here’s my number, I’d like to keep in touch with you, although not literally physically in touch because I am saving myself and my body for (crush’s name) over there.”

[deleted] t1_j2fc0g9 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 9:18 PM

Reply to TIFU by forgetting about a mandarin orange in my vagina. by ifukkinghatemygdlife

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sweetlikeoleanders t1_j2fbt8t wrote on December 31, 2022 at 9:16 PM

Reply to TIFU by forgetting about a zucchini by charpenette

zucchini always wins

PlasticInTheBasket t1_j2fbftp wrote on December 31, 2022 at 9:14 PM

Reply to comment by nopleaseiwontdothat in TIFU by accidentally jerking off to men, and making my girlfriend think I was gay. by nopleaseiwontdothat

Honestly that shows as a red flag on her behalf. If she really were comfortable with who you are she wouldn't be accusing you or angry about anything.