Yeah, obviously creative writing.

I could swear quite a few porn scenes were made in these circumstances.... hmmm

holy shit, good to hear he's fine now and doesn't hold a grudge or anything

I'm not gay, my boyfriend is

The only thing that tastes worse than this shit is Buckley’s cough syrup.

Just like that dude on SOA 🤣

Looks like a pencil sharpener or something lol

What's a Mary Jane?

I swear I see you on every post. You either give sensible good advice or say the most batshit crazy horseshit. Wanna guess what this is?

See what happens when you use your penis instead of your brain?

Throw a shower curtain or clear tarp over the puzzle on the floor and just walk over it

The same way you put a puzzle together in the first place I suppose... testing and looking at the picture. 😉

remember all of those drink responsibly commercials.... well I mean you probably don't, but pepperidge farm remembers

Thank you. I did and I am signing up to therapy as well.

So... just for some perspective, that baby is not going to be spending the night in that room for a few months or more after they're born.. most new parents get bassinets and keep the baby next to their own bed. Maybe remind him of that or consider going in on a bassinet for them? Just a thought.

Thank you so much for your objective look on the situation. I did take your advice, and we talked about the problem.

I’m quitting drinking, and signing up for therapy. Hope to start this week.

Thank you again. I know a lot of folks here just comment insults but your comment in 1 in a million.

I believe it. People have gotten arrested for having sex with animals. This is absolutely plausible.

I’m blessed and don’t deserve her. We talked about it. I’ll be going to therapy in addition to ceasing any al hijo l consumption.

Yeah, dude! High five!

Yeah, nah. You should be sweet. Just don't think about it too much, aye?

I hope your mixing in some salads in your diet, along with some greasy tacos….

Ah ok, thanks

At least she didn't pull a Grandma's Boy and mistake it for a vase.

Clit sucker

22 years of age

Dissociative Identity Disorder. There's more than one of us occupying the same head/body, so we use "we" and "us" to refer to the whole group of us.