Recent comments in /f/tifu
WhitePlatano t1_j2fwu6y wrote
The boys are gonna have fun with you when the lights go off in that cell.
thicc_thottt t1_j2fwt4c wrote
Reply to TIFU by constantly singing this one song around my girlfriend and giving her the “ick” by poopmushroom
Honestly, I hope she breaks up with you. You sound like an ass.
holyfatfish t1_j2fwrjj wrote
Reply to TIFU by constantly singing this one song around my girlfriend and giving her the “ick” by poopmushroom
There's a certain time of the month that you really need to learn to take hints.
cjeam t1_j2fvth7 wrote
Reply to comment by RunOrBike in TIFU by forgetting about a mandarin orange in my vagina. by ifukkinghatemygdlife
Be thankful you've never experienced the lasting regret that comes when you chase the O too far.
JanetInSC1234 t1_j2fvp21 wrote
Amazon sells light boxes that are great for treating seasonal depression.
coffeebuzzbuzzz t1_j2fva88 wrote
I have a different mindset. Work, puzzle, there is nothing else. And before you say anything yes I have a partner and child. They can entertain themselves lmao.
soayherder t1_j2fuubn wrote
You might consider getting him something like this.
fizzypaints t1_j2fuqus wrote
if this is real... i hope you go to jail. that poor girl
couchthievery OP t1_j2fukd2 wrote
Reply to comment by BTJay in TIFU by persuading my friend to take shrooms and ruining his life by couchthievery
Thanks fam. I'm v glad too.
HarryHacker42 t1_j2fuhro wrote
I would have guessed Andrew Tate but he's in jail.
MikeFromTheMidwest t1_j2fuhf2 wrote
Reply to comment by raytherip in TIFU by taking my dream job by lostcacti
I wish everyone understood this. I wish a younger me understood this. I did the start up grind and then did my own company for years before it ultimately failed. I was working massive hours and had incredible stress towards the end. Far too late, I learned that it was killing me. I now have a low stress job that pays well but I have extremely high blood pressure and a host of related co-morbidities - and I'm only in my mid-40s. I've become quite obsessed with ensuring a good future for my family first and ideally retiring early and traveling because I just cant see myself making it into my 60s at this rate.
Sad-Echidna6884 t1_j2fuh9w wrote
Reply to comment by BrightCityLights_ in TIFU by accidently asking two girls out at the same time even though I actually fancy their friend by Much_Eye_4445
This
BeastOGevaudan t1_j2fuh6k wrote
Reply to comment by Visionbuilder in TIFU by forgetting about a mandarin orange in my vagina. by ifukkinghatemygdlife
Kinda makes you bootlegger reverse after initially scrolling past, doesn't it?
couchthievery t1_j2ftx9x wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to return a phole I stole by [deleted]
lmao that's funny. Hopefully he sees your messages later and understands it was an honest mistake.
BTJay t1_j2ftlwj wrote
Nah fam, most of us do stupid shit at 14 ~ that’s wild tho glad he’s okay 👌
BTJay t1_j2fte8v wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting about a zucchini by charpenette
“My oldest wants to stay in the will”😂😂😂
vrythngvrywhr t1_j2ftbm5 wrote
Reply to comment by Boobsiclese in TIFU by giving my brother a 3k piece puzzle by JustBeingHonest4
Ah the ignorant bliss of new parents.
Like a sheep to the slaughter.
Send help. I have a toddler.
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couchthievery OP t1_j2ft9l3 wrote
Reply to comment by RelativeSituation773 in TIFU by persuading my friend to take shrooms and ruining his life by couchthievery
Yeah. He's a very grudgeless person.
[deleted] t1_j2ft28x wrote
Reply to comment by PlasticInTheBasket in TIFU by accidentally jerking off to men, and making my girlfriend think I was gay. by nopleaseiwontdothat
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Catfiche1970 t1_j2fsm8t wrote
Reply to TIFU (NSFW) By leaving my “toy” out by [deleted]
So much confusion in the comments! 🤣
PlasticInTheBasket t1_j2fsjoq wrote
Reply to comment by MotoHULK in TIFU by accidentally jerking off to men, and making my girlfriend think I was gay. by nopleaseiwontdothat
It's only gay if there's eye contact
Dzyu t1_j2fsimv wrote
Reply to comment by Boobsiclese in TIFU by giving my brother a 3k piece puzzle by JustBeingHonest4
Well, another thing to consider is: how many fresh parents with a fresh baby have time to puzzle?
thekidalex t1_j2fsdgu wrote
If you were a movie.... Stanley Cubric A Cockwork Orange 🟠
h2uP t1_j2fwv7g wrote
Reply to TIFU by giving my brother a 3k piece puzzle by JustBeingHonest4
Just do it with him