Was that about Hans Niemann? lmao

I was honestly expecting you to have lost your job over listening to a podcast at work.

How is this a fuck up?

It’s not a big deal… old people have seen and done worse than you probably would think lol

I'm very disappointed to find out that mysteries can have dirty shit in them.

But I'm too busy laughing my head off at the idea of somebody annotating those parts to care. It's ALWAYS the stuff people leave out that's the best lol Kid, this is definitely really embarrassing, but she's 70, she's probably not even going to bat an eye. At most she'll have a good laugh at it just like we all are here, in which case, congrats, you made somebody laugh. Now, you know what's more embarrassing? Falling on your ass during kickball in gym in front of your entire class. Or running away from a kid when he asks you to 5th grade prom. Calling your 4th grade teacher mom accidentally and having her make eye contact with you, crushing your hopes of not having been heard or noticed. My point is we all do embarrassing shit while in school/beyond. Embrace the cringe.

Please read something else though smh

Lmao my dude you should've just said you were drunk and on the verge of passing out, and that it wasn't about period her at all. Why the heck did you get into an excavator and start digging that hole deeper?

Yes. Recreational weed is legal country wide. Pot shop on every corner. Just don't take it to the USA. PS don't take health advice from Reddit Randos either. :)

Ya I mean many people have probably heard be bumping this in traffic https://youtu.be/mdqU6Erw3kk so it's ight

damn thats crazy bro

ROAD TRIP TO CANADA???!

thank you :D so real

Ok... I don't partake personally but you seriously need to smoke some weed and relax a bit. Is it legal where you are? If no... ROAD TRIP to Canada! And just stop stressing. Seriously. Life is short. Be calm. It will all work out.

it is

It must be exhausting to have this much anxiety.

So your school days are only 4 hours long?

You didn't traumatize any old women. They were young once too and guaranteed they know what reverse cowgirl is.

Damn. In that case, I would bet she feels some secondhand embarrassment and can empathize. Maybe she'll even agree with some of your commentary 😏

Wait, are we all pretending we as fully grown adults don't pee in pools?

This is up there with the second top post ever on this sub for funniest story I’ve ever read

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I was also on the “wut” train

Reddit Rule #257: Trump will always be brought up in every damn thread.

Look at how many females bought 50 Shades of Grey.

Simply because of his ignorance. Standing in "red water"? He's allowed his choice to shower or not shower but it's common knowledge that period blood is not that much, about a couple tablespoons.

Why ? Coz he said no to showering with her. If it was the other way round and the girl said no. Everybody would be screaming abuse leave him posts.