Recent comments in /f/tifu
DJSugarSnatch t1_isry9r6 wrote
Reply to comment by roguespectre67 in TIFU by listening to a sports podcast at work by Puzzleheaded_Meal652
just throwing this in here, I'd suggest a pair of the Bone-Induction headphones. My wife got me a pair last year and I'm already at two pair. They dont go over your ears, so you can hear conversations in the room (as long as it's not blasting full volume)
My last job gave me a bunch of crap about headphones and in-ear plugs, but for some reason, they couldn't figure out what the new headphones even were... and a super cool bonus? You can wear ear plugs and still hear the music, pretty cool when you have to work with heavy equipment.
NeedsContextKthx t1_isry6f0 wrote
Reply to comment by ablackcloudupahead in TIFU by listening to a sports podcast at work by Puzzleheaded_Meal652
I’m also wondering how everyone has glossed over that it appears he’s foreman drank his own whizz
Annanake420 t1_isrxyng wrote
Reply to comment by EmeraldFox23 in TIFU by listening to a sports podcast at work by Puzzleheaded_Meal652
I'm saying I do not know . And I certainly am not going with the strait t up joke that 4chan put out stating that "if he cheated he must have used anal beads. "
Or believe accusations brought up years after the fact from the same company who has an $85 million reason to keep Magnus as the best player around . Actually more than $85 that's just what they paid Magnus for his on line chess company. Which gives them a monopoly of on line chess tournaments. It's too convenient to accuse him now .
There was and is no proof other then his victory of cheating in the st Louis tournament.
And if they knew he cheated all these confirmed times it needed to be addressed when it happened. Not brought up years later to help their narrative against him .
Its too convenient in my opinion.
Especially when chess.com is the only accuser. Every other chess board or tournament out there has publicly stated he is in good standing with them as of a few days ago .
And the other professionals didn't "get away" with it I'm saying that they got caught red handed took a suspension or fine and went about there business just as Hans did when he was 14.
My point in that was you saying he is not trustworthy.
Then neither is half of the pro chess players. Alot are even worse as they have been busted multiple times and at live events.
Which is why they metal detect and check for signals emminating from players before live events along with showing the " live play " streaming on a 15 minute delay which is now 30 minutes in most cases.
Their new crackdowns have gotten some people caught as of late including the president of the Swiss chess league.
Now seriously I need to go to bed instead of explain how corrupt literally every organization on the planet seems to be nowadays.
CanIBeGirlPls t1_isrwzwd wrote
Reply to comment by fuzzypeaches22 in TIFU by listening to a sports podcast at work by Puzzleheaded_Meal652
Holy hell
Garizondyly t1_isrwhld wrote
holy hell
EmeraldFox23 t1_isrwe20 wrote
Reply to comment by Annanake420 in TIFU by listening to a sports podcast at work by Puzzleheaded_Meal652
To be clear, are you saying he didn't cheat because other professionals have cheated and gotten away with it? Those two events are completely unrelated.
CapitanOcho t1_isrv7fq wrote
Reply to comment by Puzzleheaded_Meal652 in TIFU by listening to a sports podcast at work by Puzzleheaded_Meal652
You were having a "spirited debate" about drinking urine? And a comment on a podcast was the awkward part? 🤣
Annanake420 t1_isruz9m wrote
Reply to comment by EmeraldFox23 in TIFU by listening to a sports podcast at work by Puzzleheaded_Meal652
He admitted to cheating when he was 14 in one of his first on line games. Everything else has been all of a sudden brought out in the last few weeks.
I don't know how guilty he is. But if we going with untrustworthy then half the field has been busted multiple times not only in on line games but using devices during live tournaments. And after a slp on the wrist they are back at it .
But only Hans embarrassed Magnus so he must be cheating.
With anal beads .
Obviously.
Bookiller4518 t1_isruiaq wrote
I hope it was "Go! My Favorite Sports Team." I need markipler to start an only fans. His conditions are getting both that and his "Distractable" podcast to number one on spotify and Apple podcasts. All proceeds from the only fans goes to charity
wake_upmotha13 t1_isru7tn wrote
EmeraldFox23 t1_isrtjkr wrote
Reply to comment by Annanake420 in TIFU by listening to a sports podcast at work by Puzzleheaded_Meal652
Is it not confirmed that he has previously cheated multiple times, and even more often than he himself stated after the controversy? Anal beads or not, dude is not trustworthy.
nah-knee t1_isrsi2b wrote
Hans will forever be known for the anal bead scandal
Tsrdrum t1_isrs48d wrote
Reply to comment by roguespectre67 in TIFU by listening to a sports podcast at work by Puzzleheaded_Meal652
My boss at my last job didn’t want be listening to podcasts while welding. He claimed it made me work slower. I claimed it made me work elsewhere
ablackcloudupahead t1_isrr3h0 wrote
Wait, what was that about your foreman drinking urine???
treceharris t1_isrr255 wrote
GOT TO GIVE THE PEOPLE
BitOCrumpet t1_isrqtj6 wrote
Reply to comment by roguespectre67 in TIFU by listening to a sports podcast at work by Puzzleheaded_Meal652
Hey, I had that boss, too!
Yussso t1_isrqsiz wrote
Reply to comment by RicardoMayo_ in TIFU by listening to a sports podcast at work by Puzzleheaded_Meal652
My bet is that he's using ball stimulator that can receive morse code using both balls.
Yummy_Tennis_420 t1_isrpl47 wrote
Reddit likes to give a more liberal view with out considering other sides... There is nothing wrong with EITHER of you. If she wants someone who waits to have sex, that's fine as she probably views sex as something very special that she wants to do with someone who has also waited.
Its also fine if you don't feel like that, and at 17 you will find someone who views this stuff the way you do and you will have a good relationship with them.
notrevealingrealname t1_isroo9m wrote
Reply to comment by Reddoraptor in TIFU by listening to a sports podcast at work by Puzzleheaded_Meal652
>operate your controller
I see what you did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[deleted] t1_isrnq6j wrote
Reply to comment by Rylddd in TIFU by listening to a sports podcast at work by Puzzleheaded_Meal652
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IWantToCryLikeYou t1_isrno0t wrote
Reply to comment by roguespectre67 in TIFU by listening to a sports podcast at work by Puzzleheaded_Meal652
My kids have in ear headphones and over ear headphones, they use both at the same time, that way they can listen to music/YouTube and hear their friends while playing games.
mostlydeaf t1_isrndou wrote
Years ago I was using a toilet at work. I’m watching Facebook videos on mute. Then one comes up. It’s like a sports car, the text says “turn up the audio to hear this engine purr!”
They turn it on and they bamboozle me. It’s a lady screaming sex noises.
Luckily for me the almost always crowded bathroom was empty.
donttakemyeyeholes t1_isrmxn5 wrote
"today i had a mildly awkward instance"
theobz t1_isrmpha wrote
Reply to comment by Annanake420 in TIFU by listening to a sports podcast at work by Puzzleheaded_Meal652
Holy Hell
ablackcloudupahead t1_isryhit wrote
Reply to comment by NeedsContextKthx in TIFU by listening to a sports podcast at work by Puzzleheaded_Meal652
Thank you! I thought I was going crazy because nobody else even mentioned it