My boyfriend loves music and his passion is discovering all different songs and new artists to listen to. He plays them for me if he thinks I’d like them. Once we were at the Starbucks drive thru and when I finished ordering I turned the song back on. when the drive thru window opens i turn off the radio so I can talk to the person handing me my drink. But one time the window opened earlier than I was expecting and the poor Starbucks worker heard someone sing “incest fuck fest”.

Dude for sure drank pee

Do you by chance listen to Go! My favourite sports team?

Wondering how the other guy drank his piss tho

> vibrating anal beads

Is in the running for most-ytame thing I've heard on a job site. Just sharing that so you don't feel any more anxious about it.

Bone conduction?

I had someone think mine were a hearing aid.

Holy hell

Nobody said it was his own..

If you, like me, instantly thought about Hans when reading vibrating anal beads. Stop reading r/chess and go back to do puzzles instead...

Cheating sucks but man , anal beads? You have to respect the committment

I love this comment

That was embarrassing?

Today I was mildly inconvenienced at work

You're absolutely right--It's not a TIFU. It's just a mildly embarrassing story that had nothing to do with anything OP did or didn't do.

I've heard that Magnus was working on some obscure opening he didn't use before which coincidentally the kid was prepared for which meant the kid either randomly studied the opening and it's defense or someone from magnus' training camp leaked what he was working on and that's why he moved the way he did.

Maybe. Nice username btw

maybe cause Doctor OZ was going on about the taste of urine recently that it tastes nutty if your healthy etc?

no more with the speakers though dude you gotta use headphones only

old grumpy bastards like us over 30 hate that playing anything on a speaker in public crap, so will your boss

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Give the people what they waaaant

Gotta sample the goods... for quality control

That's more like, TIFU and drove drunk

The biggest fu is chess being mentioned on a sports podcast. I love chess, but a sport it ain't.

How TF is this a TIFU? There is no actual fuck up, you had no bad things happen to you and you even got a laugh out of it.

That's hilarious.

Btw, the anal beads are a joke that went viral, and there's no evidence of Hans Niemann cheating outside of online chess right now. The guy who was his coach, Maxim Dlugy, has allegedly cheated online in the past but hasn't been associated with him for a few years - chess.com only released his emails because the chess world champion Magnus Carlsen, who originally accused Hans of cheating, mentioned him along with Hans