I locked myself out last year after getting home, parked in the garage and pressed the button to close the garage door before walking round to the front door. The problem was that I'd left the chain on that door, so couldn't get in and set my alarm off too I had to get round the back to let myself in but was now locked out of the garage and the gate was locked too, so had to borrow a ladder from my neighbour and jump over the (quite tall) gate. Now I always leave out the front so I can't leave the chain on the door again.

I bought and installed a keyless lock on my main entry door (easy to do) some years back, thumbs WAY up!

Well played!

Hey he’s not an it, he’s human too /s

The fact you feel bad for it is really nice and shows how much you and your friends care about eachother!

My wife locked herself out of the house once, while I was out of state for work. She was about 8 months pregnant and there wasn't anything she could do, no neighbors or anyone with keys. She ended up getting into the garage to get a ladder, then going in through a window on the second floor that was open. This was about 13 years ago now and she is still terrified of being locked out again. She will have full on panic attacks if she thinks she left her keys, and she'll search her purse 10 times to make sure she has them every time she leaves. I'm glad you had nice neighbors & it wasn't as bad as it could've been. The story was definitely entertaining & made me remember the story I got when I got back home from work 😂

>created and born born in a lab.

No, they were not "created and born born" in a lab, they were artificially inseminated and delivered in a hospital like any other baby. It's a medical procedure, not a failed science experiment. Great friend.

I imagine they feel terrible for making you feel terrible, but they probably also don’t want to keep leading you on. It’s better for everyone now that you know where you stand and they can stop pretending. It’s actually very very hard to tell someone you don’t want to be friends with them, especially if you feel sorry for them. It’s time to draw a line and move on. You are worthy of people who are genuine friends so don’t waste any more energy or emotion on those people. Maybe there are clubs and classes you can do now that will occupy you, or look out for other people who are on the periphery of friendship groups, or who tend to be alone, and see if you can get to know each other. Good luck and believe in yourself as a worthy individual

I would argue the spunking makes it more satisfying for the parents. While I was a bit nervous, the 1,5 years it took us for our first child had its benefits ;-)

Yeah, there isn’t nothing bad, but laughing of it for years..

Better to take time finding true friends than waste that time begging shitty people

This isn't a fuck up, this is wising up. Those people suck. Hopefully you find better.

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Pretty bike BTW.

I like to think it was some new clinical trial the mum was taking part in and they wanted her in the lab for the birth. Lab grown and born baby.

Title of your sex tape.

Homelander in the making right there

Yeah, I did apologize. Hoping that my co-supervisor will take it with sportsmanship

Don't feel too bad - if we're being pedantic, you were wrong. I'm assuming he was "born" in a hospital. He was conceived in a lab.

Personally, I think being conceived in a laboratory sounds far more interesting than "your dad spunked in your mum" anyway. And I said this as someone with one child and one on the way (no intervention with either).

Oh but I really like goblin!

That's not really fucking up tbh. You just didn't know. But goblin on the other hand 🤣🤣

Yeah in two years I'll go to university, but the major pain come from the fact that I already told them my story of bullism and I told them to just say to me if they didn't want to be my friends, I also told them that I was going to a psychologist for this and they did nothing, they didn't even talk to me

like… permanently?

I had a hard time with friends lasting while growing up. At one point in HS I had no friends. Wasn’t till college I met a few people and later on being introduced to their friends, that now I got a group of people I can call friends. You’ll find other people eventually.

With whatsapp, you can delete sent messages. You can delete them just from your chat, or you can delete 'for all'. Id do that pretty soon before they see it 😂

Edit, I didn't read it all, and they saw it. Oh dear! Just come up with a lie, or that you just joke around with everyone. If they say their offended, just apologise and say you didn't mean offence!