i dont think being scared of bugs is something to be embarrassed of since im absolutely terrified of them myself. even tho my dad says theyre harmless theyre just plain disgusting nd theres nothing else to them but i felt so bad reading this TTDTT hope you can get over it 😔

>Open Reddit while on the can

>First post I see in my feed is this

>That's enough Reddit for today

I'm impressed, this is a new record for me

This is cute :’)

i used to drink out of a huge water container when i lived in a garage

i'd keep it by the bed and sip in the dark

one morning i woke up to find a dead cockroach floating in the water i;d been drinking

i am still uncertain if i drank cockroach water, but it sure seemed gross overall

which reminds me of the time i accidentally drank my own pee...

I did this last summer. A fly had crawled into my tumbler straw and I had the misfortune of taking a sip. Same experience, it was still alive and everything. Took a while to trust a straw again.

Why would you even go to such a huge effort when you can just open a LAN server and give the egg to yourself?

Years ago at MILs house. I picked up what I thought was my glass of scotch. Turns out it was a glass of water that she had placed ticks in that she had pulled off the dogs. My first hint was a bit of dog hair.

Yep. This is why the cup of water next to me doesn't get drank after I've fallen asleep for awhile. If a half melted ice cube is still in it, then I know it hasn't been long and I may drink it. I check it throughly though. Read too many TIFUs like this.

Edit: Thought the lid and the straw would be enough though. You poor thing. 🤢

A similar scenario is why I have this username. feelsbadman.jpg

omg. i understand how u feel. abour the fear of bugs, i have the biggest fear of cockroaches. i scream (literally) and run away the moment i see one and will not enter the room for awhile. once a cockroach appeared next to me on my bed and i didnt sleep for the whole night after that (i moved to my dads room and slept there). im sorry this happened to you!!! you’ll eventually get over it 🥰

Oh gosh that's horrible. I hope you can stop the stink bugs from coming back. Also, don't worry about your fear of bugs, it's very natural for people to have weird or irrational fears, and yours is no exception! In fact, it's not really uncommon to find people that are scared of bugs lol

What platform do you play on. If you on pc you could use mcl minecraft selector to copy a chunk from a new world with the same seed and paste it back onto you old world. Or if you don’t care that the end is reset you can use mcl to reset the end

I don’t care if spiders or bugs are around but they touch me and it’s done for

You made me chech my water cup to see if it's filled with discusting instects

This is a fine example of I'm not kink shaming im kink asking why/how

I still live with my parents. I should bring it up to them though.

I don't know where you live, but is there a chance that you (or someone else) can stop Stinkbug from appearing in your home ?

https://www.pestworld.org/pest-guide/occasional-invaders/stink-bugs/

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This is fucking sick. How can you fit a METAL STRAW in your pee hole?? I CAN BARELY SEE MY PEE HOLE. SEEK HELP.

I'm here to kink shame. Some kinks should be shamed if physically attempted. People can't necessarily control what thoughts get them off, but some things should stay in your head.

Holy fuck this is so fucked up. I've never heard of an AFAB person doing this (not that it's healthy for a penis either). Jesus Christ that's dangerous

How did you fit a literal metal straw into your female urethra?!?! I’m not here to kink shame at all but GODDAMN HOW?!?!

Somehow the strangest part of this for me is the idea that you have foreceps in your kitchen... So I'm hoping you mean tongs. Please be so careful with the sounding, I'm not an expert, but that's a scary degree of penetration and stretching. Even if you choose to later have gender confirmation surgery, you'll still need those parts to stay intact.