You can freeze it with some juice and a grown up slushy. Just keep raking a fork over it every hour or so to keep breaking up the ice.

LPT: Avoid this by always finishing the whole bottle at once. HIC!

Ahh. You said it as if it was an every day thing. So I was curious.

It can be use to break bedrock (in older versions tho)

Idk he’s 2 - we had chocolate waffles for breakfast and he ate it all. I’m storing the champagne he says he wants eggs. The first breakfast was unhealthy but I’m having a mimosa Lmao so why not have a luxurious morning. He wanted protein packed food I’m not going to argue. Sometimes he won’t eat breakfast at all so I’m just happy he’s eating.

>my child turn back around to grab ingredients for his second breakfast

Why 2 breakfasts?

I hate it when that happens

My ex did that. Peed in bottles then forgot/thought he still had apple juice

Why does one want two eggs in mindlecraft? Is it like the equivalent of a thermonuclear device in mindlecraft?

In bedrock you can get 2 eggs. Second time you kill the dragon it drops another.

/gamemode creative

Good point. I feel getting a kidney stone would be easier and give the same “pleasure.” Also a lot less awkward if you end up in the ER

I just threw up a lil bit 🤢

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I'm the same way with roaches so I feel for you. I would cry if that happened to me. There was one time I saw a baby roach on the outside of my straw (I left my drink sitting on the counter overnight)... Now I don't leave my drinks out. That was enough of a close call for me lol

Lmao i love that there's a Minecraft post in tifu. Still valid tho ngl, i feel that pain

Also, there is a good chance you can stop drinking dumpster juice. If it was a one time thing, that’s cool. Everyone gets curious.

Fiction

Water bottle dude, switch to a water bottle with screw cap. I don't have your irrational fear of simply touching bugs, but having live ones in my mouth is a huge no. I'd be throwing up too.

I too suffer from an irrational fear of insects. It's not as bad as it used to be. We get wood bees on our porch every year. They're just everywhere but they keep the wasps away so it's not a terrible thing to have them around.

The first year they came around though, my anxiety was so bad I could not walk through them by myself. One day they were swarming so bad I sat at the bottom of my porch steps in tears until my husband got home and could help me into the house.

It's been a few years now , the bees do not bother me anymore.

Better start checking your shoes for spiders and stinkbugs when you put them on . . . 🤣

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Oh dw you are not too sensitive about it - I would have reacted the same if I had that thing in my mouth

Tbh I thought this would go the way "Wanted to drink water and grabbed mouldy ice tea instead", bc that happened a few times to me lol