Can you please shut up

Always or only on hot, summer days? I gotta try some. Also, whose your dumpster juice connection?

My second recommendation is to try PEACH NECTAR instead of OJ. It's called a BELLINI, and it will rock your world! Lol!

Last winter when it was still warm enough for yellowjackets to be out roaming for sugar I left my monster on top of my car, when I went to leave I didn't think anything of it and took a big ol swig of yellowjacket and monster. Managed to spit it out without getting stung but I quickly realized they get desperate for sugar really fast

…I think you missed the actual lesson here. It’s not to not store it sideways but to use a proper stopper.

Image making up some complete bs for some internet strangers. And for what? This is cancer. You’re cancer.

It’s refreshing >:(

Beautiful! I’ll have to add them to my frozen cinnamon roll stash

The item I never knew I needed! Thanks

Buy yourself a champagne stopper. They clamp on to the rim of the bottle and are pretty strong. Also, find a place to store your champers "partially upright" (leaning a bit is OK) in the fridge.

Second breakfast? Seems things are going well down at the shire, other than the whole champagne mishap. Give my regards to Gandalf whenever you see him next.

Get a small handheld vacuum, letting the bugs go away on their own doesn't solve your fear of them if they can just come back, if you can dispose of them it'll be less likely for this to happen again. Hand held vacuum let's you get rid of them without getting too close.

I have firewood inside for the wood stove, super handy for little bugs.

Make a batch, eat what you want, freeze the rest. Take out 1-2 at a time for a treat! Cupcakes thaw quickly so they make a great freezer item.

It’s a good thing you made this up. That was a close one.

Stephen Colbert had a hilarious intrrview with Tom Hanks this week where Tom introduced him to the concept of Diet Cole and champagne. Colbert said it was wierdly delicious and might ultimately prove to be his downfall. Google Colbert Diet Cokagne

I’m glad this happened to you. Looking like Fred and George Weasley trying to trick Albus Dumbledore, the greater wizard of the age!

How do you even come up with some wack bs like this? Is this like the new AI art, but with short stories?

Edit: yea they weren’t lying. I was unfortunately blessed with proof. I asked, it wasn’t unsolicited lol

Ooo that does sound yummy! I’ll have to look into it because the bottle is just sitting on ice lol. Ooof yea definitely the way to go.

Yumm!!

Fair I did type it in an obscure way. Man I wish o had two breakfasts daily lmao. If I eat breakfast food for dinner does that count as 2 breakfasts??

Buddy you need the egg to spawn another

Same. When we first moved into our house (built in the late 1920s), the windows didn’t have screens, and it was mid-summer so the stinkies hadn’t been around. We’d left the windows open through September. That was when I discovered that they had infested my bedroom. They were in my dresser drawers. My purse. Covering my curtains. IN MY FUCKING BED. I put on a pair of pants and one was in the pantleg and I didn’t realize until I felt it squirming. My husband had to stop me from purchasing a flamethrower and burning it all down.

I recently played minecraft on bluestacks and I had a similar problem. Is there really no way to solve it? There is an opportunity to find a new portal.

Champagne cupcakes are delicious - I bake them for special occasions, and even use bubbly in the buttercream. Tons of recipes online!

Same 🥴🥴🥴