Recent comments in /f/tifu
OhBoo_FuckingHoo t1_j4ehdbr wrote
Ugh! IDK what the deal is. But I have had TONS of stink bugs in my house this year. I have lived in the same house for 28 years, and never had this problem until recently.
IntroductionFluffy71 t1_j4eh3vt wrote
Reply to comment by ConvivialKat in Tifu by storing champagne sideways by alt0bs
i try to have at least one bottle of Cipriani Bellini in the fridge at all times. usually have 2–4 at a time. 🤣 and then i have Bellini Sundays. 😉
Kithesile t1_j4egqfj wrote
Reply to comment by Nyawk in Tifu by storing champagne sideways by alt0bs
"And so you just finished off the bottle?"
"Well I had to. It's vodka, you know. It goes bad once it's opened."
"I think that's another one of mom's little fibs. You know, like, I'll sacrifice anything for my children."
BrettsSubconscious OP t1_j4eg2vi wrote
Reply to comment by AsphaltEardrum in TIFU by flashing my entire team by BrettsSubconscious
Come on, who would report this. Even for a guy
AsphaltEardrum t1_j4ecqnk wrote
Reply to TIFU by flashing my entire team by BrettsSubconscious
That's embarrassing. Do you think you'll lose your job? I'm not sure how something like this works for women, but for men there's a really good chance of getting written up, possibly losing their job, and possibly have a sexual harassment charge that follows them forever.
ChimoEngr t1_j4e93uj wrote
Reply to Tifu by storing champagne sideways by alt0bs
Storing it on its side is fine. Storing it with a normal wine stopper is not. You need one that is designed to hold the pressure in by gripping the ridges at the top of the bottle.
itsoceanmanYT t1_j4e91hy wrote
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ACPMLG97 t1_j4e8dq0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by flashing my entire team by BrettsSubconscious
I would pass away if that happened to me. I think I'd have to quit.
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_j4e5dda wrote
Reply to comment by mrmike5157 in TIFU by flashing my entire team by BrettsSubconscious
Nope, that’s ‘keep you awake at night 30 years later’ material right there.
mrmike5157 t1_j4e4tt8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by flashing my entire team by BrettsSubconscious
That’s brutal. Think all you can do is try to wait for the memories, theirs and yours to fade.
alt0bs OP t1_j4e4qz6 wrote
Reply to comment by itsoceanmanYT in Tifu by storing champagne sideways by alt0bs
I would have passed out and woken up to my child doing who knows god what - back in the day that would have been the solution though
alt0bs OP t1_j4e4mga wrote
Reply to comment by roxinmyhead in Tifu by storing champagne sideways by alt0bs
Will do but that sounds so odd haha
PalatableRadish t1_j4e0sgc wrote
Reply to comment by wastingM3time in TIFU by trying to dupe my Minecraft worlds dragon egg and accidentally destroying it forever by howtobackflip
No you don’t
nzbelllydancer t1_j4e0m90 wrote
Reply to Tifu by storing champagne sideways by alt0bs
Campaign baking is nice, bottle best stored in fridge door upright standing position though
itsoceanmanYT t1_j4e0fnw wrote
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Lol drink it
mattricide t1_j4dwl40 wrote
Reply to Tifu by storing champagne sideways by alt0bs
Make some French 75s
[deleted] t1_j4dvdlr wrote
Reply to TIFU by flashing my entire team by BrettsSubconscious
That's a 10 on the embarrassing scale right there.
I'm sorry you have to live with that.
What's worse is that if you have no honest explaination that would make it better.
"I'm sorry guys! I wasn't trying to be weird! It's just that a gush of liquid randomly spills out of my vagina due to a pill I have to stick in there so that I can cure a vaginal fungus!"
[deleted] t1_j4dulf7 wrote
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ndallas33 t1_j4djvnk wrote
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alt0bs OP t1_j4dge9v wrote
Reply to comment by CMJJ117 in Tifu by storing champagne sideways by alt0bs
This is fair. Before today I would have cheeped out and said but I have a stopped why waste money on a niche product… clearly the correct stopper would have been a valuable investment
alt0bs OP t1_j4dg4t5 wrote
Reply to comment by ConvivialKat in Tifu by storing champagne sideways by alt0bs
Ooofff will have to try pretty sure you’ve altered the quality of my life substantially haha! Thanks :))
[deleted] t1_j4dfkz0 wrote
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dualwield42 t1_j4dcs00 wrote
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Admin he's doing it sideways
eggsy_is_cute t1_j4d93if wrote
I have the same fear, no need to be embarassed about it
IntroductionFluffy71 t1_j4ehhi0 wrote
Reply to comment by alt0bs in Tifu by storing champagne sideways by alt0bs
Bellini is superior to Mimosa, in my opinion, but i’m not picky. 🤣 the Cipriani brand (teal bottle) is my jam. if you live anywhere near a Wegmans, they have it in the dessert wine section.