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Kithesile t1_j4egqfj wrote

Reply to comment by Nyawk in Tifu by storing champagne sideways by alt0bs

"And so you just finished off the bottle?"

"Well I had to. It's vodka, you know. It goes bad once it's opened."

"I think that's another one of mom's little fibs. You know, like, I'll sacrifice anything for my children."

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AsphaltEardrum t1_j4ecqnk wrote

That's embarrassing. Do you think you'll lose your job? I'm not sure how something like this works for women, but for men there's a really good chance of getting written up, possibly losing their job, and possibly have a sexual harassment charge that follows them forever.

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ChimoEngr t1_j4e93uj wrote

Storing it on its side is fine. Storing it with a normal wine stopper is not. You need one that is designed to hold the pressure in by gripping the ridges at the top of the bottle.

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[deleted] t1_j4dvdlr wrote

That's a 10 on the embarrassing scale right there.

I'm sorry you have to live with that.

What's worse is that if you have no honest explaination that would make it better.

"I'm sorry guys! I wasn't trying to be weird! It's just that a gush of liquid randomly spills out of my vagina due to a pill I have to stick in there so that I can cure a vaginal fungus!"

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alt0bs OP t1_j4dge9v wrote

This is fair. Before today I would have cheeped out and said but I have a stopped why waste money on a niche product… clearly the correct stopper would have been a valuable investment

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