I assume my trainees mock me. It’s fine. I’m a bit weird.

It’s nature’s way. I mocked my bosses. Was it funny?

Kinda fixed it, I guess.

I was on a zoom webinar once and this woman had come out of the shower not realizing her camera was on and proceeded to drop her towel and a few of us on the webinar saw her completely naked. We then saw her put a bra on and dress and no one turned off her camera and I’m not sure if she ever realized what happened lol. But if it were me I would be mortified.

I absolutely don't care about any perception of broken English. I see a lot of people apologise for it as not their native language, and I'm always like I never would have known.

But for the love of God TIFU posters, can you please add paragraph breaks? Giant wall of text is a huge turn off.

Walloftext

silver lining, now you know one of the guys at work turns out to be a cool dude.

That's the risk you take when you try to cheat

That's why champagne bottles hold the cork in with wire when they're new

I don’t think they’d reach it in time, and comeon the op is mortified enough

Damn u just kinda 🤪 to leave it on the platform

Sniff your toothbrush before you use it again

about tre fiddy

Those 2 have snipping tool pinned to their taskbar

I thought you were supposed to store champagne sideways because it’s bad to let the cork get dry?

Honestly, glad you're okay, jokingly I've heard of worst things to get blasted in the face with.

how far does a vaginal pill have to be pushed up.

I gasped lol

Welp, time to move to Nepal.

I'm not saying I agree with it. Just saying it happens. Some people are very sensitive, and HR usually errs on the side of protecting the company... which means people get fired.

Because OP is obviously a hobbit in the shire!

Which is exactly what Hanks family thought apparently and what Colbert thought.... it's just a funny story

What about third breakfast?

That’s a team building event if I ever heard of one! Get ready to be invited to more meetings

Okay

I’m gonna assume at least 5 of your male coworkers were just gaming during the meeting and missed it,

I figure 2 women seeing…. isn’t too bad

And then one guy was nice enough to shut your camera off

So that just leaves 2

bubbly/sparkling should be stored upright in the long term. storing on its side will turn it flat. i found this out first-hand. 🤦🏻‍♀️