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SmileyWillmiester t1_j4g93jb wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking too much? by [deleted]
Yeah unfortunately it sounds like maybe you got your water spiked. Check in with your friends as they will be able to help you sort this out. So sorry this happened to you
AegeanBlueA264 t1_j4g8uth wrote
Reply to comment by redbucket75 in TIFU by drinking too much? by [deleted]
I mean, the bartender was. I only remember drinking the drinks that the bartender made at my “home” bar.
redbucket75 t1_j4g7et0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking too much? by [deleted]
Uhm, was someone else pouring your drinks?
BrettsSubconscious OP t1_j4g6r7s wrote
Reply to comment by Phatsam1987 in TIFU by flashing my entire team by BrettsSubconscious
Each of them is able to take a screenshot within a second. Maybe I’m naive but I trust them to be decent enough not to do that. Also cause what the heck would anyone with such an image, it’s definitely not jerking off material xD
birdsaredefnotreal t1_j4g6gae wrote
Reply to comment by NotNateDawg in TIFU by taking MDMA and enjoying it to much by RepresentativeNew718
At least some homeless people got frozen food and toothpaste...
NatiTrouble t1_j4g5roh wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Tifu by storing champagne sideways by alt0bs
Go back to Twitter
throwawaysbacct1 t1_j4g5c59 wrote
Reply to Tifu by storing champagne sideways by alt0bs
I learned this the hard way walking with it in a bag in nyc … cork went up , we laughed and kept it moving
I swear some kids around us thought we had a fun or something with the noise it made & stared.
NotNateDawg t1_j4g4fkp wrote
😂 bro bouta ruin his marriage tryna be an honest stand up guy
Generic_User_001 t1_j4g495m wrote
Reply to comment by RepresentativeNew718 in TIFU by taking MDMA and enjoying it to much by RepresentativeNew718
Yeah, she WAS sober. Then you offered her drugs and she was no longer sober. So you can't call yourself the victim here.
Wheredidyougo765 t1_j4g35re wrote
Reply to comment by BrettsSubconscious in TIFU by flashing my entire team by BrettsSubconscious
Seeing a coworker tend to their private parts? Most people?
TimeToMoveOn223 t1_j4fysn3 wrote
I hope this is real. 🍿
yumirow t1_j4fysh0 wrote
Reply to comment by BrettsSubconscious in TIFU by flashing my entire team by BrettsSubconscious
I think someone has no idea what being a guy is like lmao
WyattDavenport t1_j4fygit wrote
That’s tuff. I’ve never done shit like that on molly tho
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Reply to TIFU by flashing my entire team by BrettsSubconscious
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TangerineDream82 t1_j4fr27k wrote
Reply to TIFU by watching wrong Tik-tok by [deleted]
What happened in the Tic-Tok video?
snwflkobsidian t1_j4fq79w wrote
There's no way to twist it. You cheated dude. Drugs or not, you made the choice to break your vows with your wife and you deserve to suffer the consequences of your actions. The longer you wait to tell your wife, the worse it'll be, I promise. Call her if you have to, come completely clean or just show her the post because you'll have to start at the beginning of you want her to even attempt to understand it was 100% the drugs.
If it were me, you'd have to give that up and do marriage counseling to even begin to start to rebuild that trust, because she won't trust you at all, probably for a long time.
womaneatingsomecake t1_j4fozfi wrote
Reply to comment by RepresentativeNew718 in TIFU by taking MDMA and enjoying it to much by RepresentativeNew718
Glad to hear. I was just worried about it, as she is very young, and mdma is one helll of a drug.
Still need to tell your wife.
Bike_Chain_96 t1_j4fopvo wrote
Reply to comment by Phatsam1987 in TIFU by flashing my entire team by BrettsSubconscious
Who needs it pinned when you regularly use the shortcut?
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RepresentativeNew718 OP t1_j4fmfnm wrote
Reply to comment by womaneatingsomecake in TIFU by taking MDMA and enjoying it to much by RepresentativeNew718
i mean she was sober the whole time until we came to my place, its not like i killed her or something, she was fine the whole night. i couldent see because i was seeing everything times 3, i dont think she would follow me for such a long time without wanting to be with me. dont try and twist this to some creepy shit, all consensual, talked about that too
escalinci t1_j4fm6tx wrote
Reply to comment by AsphaltEardrum in TIFU by flashing my entire team by BrettsSubconscious
Maybe they'll find a welcome home in the police if it does come to the worst.
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womaneatingsomecake t1_j4fltk2 wrote
Reply to comment by RepresentativeNew718 in TIFU by taking MDMA and enjoying it to much by RepresentativeNew718
>didnt cheat, and i would never go for someone whos not a cis women
You did cheat. You did go for a non cis woman, who was 19. You offered her party drugs.
pirhanaconda t1_j4g995m wrote
Reply to comment by NatiTrouble in Tifu by storing champagne sideways by alt0bs
Uh, the fuck does "ratio lmao" even mean?